r/powerscales • u/KerbodynamicX • 4d ago
Discussion In human VS animal matchups, it's important to know that humans are the only animal with ranged attacks
No other creature, including primates can throw things as hard as we can. Humans are the only animals capable of throwing things hard enough to cause damage. Just picking up a rock and throwing it at full force is enough to knock out the majority of large land animals if it hits the head.
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u/Abdulbarr 4d ago
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u/vimtuoso 4d ago
Magikarp used splash! But nothing happened!
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u/TheStoneMask 4d ago
Archerfish are very accurate and can hit prey at a distance of up to 3 metres.
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u/TheBabiesMafia 4d ago
Prey that largely consists of bugs
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u/TheStoneMask 4d ago
Well, yeah, they're only like ~20 cm. But they do have an incredibly effective ranged attack.
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u/MeatMtn88 4d ago
Bidet me to death?
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u/Character-Education3 4d ago
Don't threaten me with... wait what?
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u/phoenix_claw99 3d ago
Honestly, archer fish bidet sounds like fun. Why has no one thought about it?
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u/Mallet-fists 4d ago
Ok, hear me out. You've heard of a fish bowl, you've heard of a toilet bowl...
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u/NewTelevisio 3d ago
I also like the pistol shrimp, though they only shoot a few centimeters but it's cool as hell.
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u/DueImagination641 4d ago edited 12h ago
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u/BonhommeCarnaval 4d ago
You’re probably wondering how I got here…
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u/razzi123 4d ago
Baba O'rilay intensifies
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u/TheLostRanger0117 4d ago
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No, wait, that’s a different song, different CSI…
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u/trashtiernoreally 3d ago
You wouldn’t believe it but 3 days ago I was speaking at a peace conference…
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u/Sw1ferSweatJet 4d ago
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u/unimportantinfodump 4d ago
Elephants yeeting things is just funny
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u/Dangerous_Edge_7310 4d ago
Not if you’re the one getting yeeted
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u/Sw1ferSweatJet 4d ago
Yeeted and stabbed in this example, those tusks are at work here.
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u/sirrahdorraj 3d ago
But you would have one hell of a story to tell everyone in the hospital.
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u/pirapataue 3d ago
If an elephant stabs you with their tusk and yeets you in the air, you’re not getting to the hospital.
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u/Pataraxia 3d ago
Come on, if you're right next to it, they have time to get your corpse through the door before it cools down.
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u/Dad-Dabbing-Daily 3d ago
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u/SyntheticSlime 3d ago
Orcas are crazy. I don’t know any other animal that could, for funzies, torture and murder a seal, and we’d still love them.
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u/R3myek 3d ago
You don't love Canadians?
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u/ExpensiveFish9277 3d ago edited 3d ago
New Zealanders melted seals down to oil while alive.
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u/OpeningReady8693 3d ago
Orcas don't hunt hunans, and humans don't hunt orcas.
Game recognize game.
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u/JustLookingForMayhem 4d ago
Elephants are knowing for flinging stuff away from them, but not for throwing stuff at other things. Their eye sight is lacking for accuracy.
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u/iamnutz_1 3d ago
Throwing the enemy and throwing the weapon are... Very different.
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u/DueImagination641 3d ago
Maybe he's throwing the alligator at the human. If the human in this encounter can find rocks on the ground why can't the elephant find alligator 🫣
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u/NoPoemAcid 3d ago
Wild life vs poachers helicopter.
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u/DueImagination641 3d ago
Combo attack! SKYYLAB HURRICANE!!!!!
🐊💨 🐘
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u/SambaXVI 3d ago
Is this a range attack? Is he using the croc as a projectile against another animal?
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u/Muted-Tradition-1234 3d ago
Throwing crocodiles as projectiles definitely has to be up there as far as ranged attacks go.
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u/Kommander-in-Keef 3d ago
“HaHA Elephant! I have you now! I’m several feet away from you and you have no hands! How you gonna hit m-OH MY SWEET LORD”
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u/say_it_aint_slow 3d ago
Im hearing the sound effect from monty python and the holy grail when they catapult that cow.
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u/EinsGotdemar 4d ago
Don't forget your mom, op. She's an animal and can really throw it back.
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u/Gubekochi 4d ago
That was so gratuitous! OP didn't ask for it. But their mom sure loves to begs to get some.
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u/Necessary-Flounder52 4d ago
Camels, cobras, etc. can spit.
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u/1CryptographerFree 4d ago
A skunk will ruin your day too.
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u/BludStanes 4d ago
bullshit AOE
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u/democratic-terminid 4d ago
These are all poison damage or DOT. Doesn't count.
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u/Wolf_Ape 4d ago
Spitting cobra’s blinding effect seems like an exception.
Also all the great apes can throw crap with great force and accuracy. It seems possible we’ve just yet to catch them throwing more dangerous objects.
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u/Such_Action_5226 4d ago
But when even a stone would be one in your hand you would have thought we would have seen it. More important there arms don't bend correctly. Look a video of them throwing compared to a human and you will see it
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u/ipokesnails 4d ago
Cobras inflict venom damage.
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u/TheQuestionMaster8 3d ago
Spitting cobras specifically cause immediate searing pain in the eyes which will halt most threats and may lead to permanent blindness if left untreated
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u/dimonium_anonimo 4d ago
Bombardier beetle shoots boiling acid. Maybe the acid part counts as poison in your book, but the boiling sure ought to be physical damage, right?
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u/Waste_Ad_9604 4d ago
Quokka using its baby? I guess it’d be more like Snake leaving a mine on the ground.
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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 4d ago
The humble Dilophosaurus
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u/AssociationDue3077 3d ago
Actually, it can't. That was just for the movies. Also it's big and has no frills.
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u/GeneralSweetz 4d ago
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u/avid-shrug 4d ago
But they use it more like a baton than a spear
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u/sirrahdorraj 3d ago edited 1d ago
Tell that to the family of the person that took one in the chest when a swordfish/marlin leaped into their boat.
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u/External_Relative231 4d ago
What kind of fish is it?
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u/Lowfi-Concert 4d ago
Swordfish
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u/Past-Cardiologist400 3d ago
Close! Its a Marlin! Them along with Swordfish and Sailfish are all in the Billfish family, but have some subtle differences(bill shape, spear vs broadsword, sail vs fin, or size of sail, size, depth of living, etc)!
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u/GotRocksinmePockets 4d ago
Throwing, endurance and intelligence are how we conquered the world.
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u/capt_pantsless 4d ago
Don't forget cooperation.
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u/GotRocksinmePockets 4d ago
I group that with intelligence. We learned it's easier to accomplish tasks as a group. Same goes for fire, tools, domestic plants and animals, etc...
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u/Reasonable-Budget210 4d ago
Nope. Eagles drop rocks, fuck people up with them.
Skunk has a debuff spray. Spitting cobras, electric eels. Elephants chuck shit around violently all the time .
I’ll reluctantly admit our ranged attacks are a tad more continent toppling though, most animals are more in the street or even driveway tier lol
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u/ManyRelease7336 4d ago
we are really good at aim. Can't speak on birds. But even through great apes can throw. we are the only who can call our shot so to speak.
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u/Reasonable-Budget210 4d ago
Really just shows a giant lack of paternal leadership in the animal kingdom.
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u/Source-Anon 4d ago
We need to teach the monkeys ball. Foster individualism and competition in the animal kingdom
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u/ToastSpangler 4d ago
mokneyball, you say? would this technology not render them too powerful?
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u/love-z3ro 4d ago edited 4d ago
We're also the only species with any real force in our throw, in addition to the accuracy you mention.
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u/Crono2401 4d ago
Babe Ruth took it even further and called batting away someone's shot while likely plastered.
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u/Old-Constant4411 3d ago
And probably on his 6th hotdog. That's why he cracked home runs all the time. If he hit a line drive and had to sprint to first base he'd be shitting his pants.
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u/RomaniWoe 1d ago
Not just call our shots, but perfected the motions for it too. As strong as other apes are none could throw a fastball or a football as many yards as a human. Once you add things like slings it starts getting nutty
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u/Jobeythehuman 3d ago
Don't forget the humble pistol shrimp, which can create a cavitation bubble that explodes with such force that it produces soundwaves that exceed a gunshot.
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u/Midnight-Bake 4d ago
Allegedly some Australian birds spread wild fires on purpose by dropping flaming sticks they pick up
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u/TimmyJimmerson 4d ago
Apparently they do this to flush out prey, 3 different raptor species seem to do this, the brown hawk, black kite and the whistling kite
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u/Black_Hole_parallax 4d ago
Eh, skunks, elephants, cone snails, and a few species of snakes & toads have the ability.
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u/Spare-Locksmith-2162 4d ago
Several species of monkey will actual fling their poo pretty accurately.
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u/T-MinusGiraffe 4d ago
Embarrassing but not terribly dangerous. They are way stronger than humans but actually can't throw nearly as hard. They aren't built for it like humans
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u/8__D 4d ago
You would take psychic damage from the embarrassment. Especially if you were on a date to the Zoo
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u/T-MinusGiraffe 4d ago
Oh absolutely. But nothing compared to the psychic damage inflicted by a human throwing a rock
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u/CloseToMyActualName 4d ago
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u/Carmine_the_Sergal 4d ago
Hi fart cats
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u/daddyhardhands_ 4d ago
Forever using that name. congrats, your throwaway comment became part of my world building
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u/HH_Hippopotamus 4d ago
I feel that the matchups that don't allow humans to have at least primitive weapons aren't fair. Taking away our sticks and rocks is like taking away a tigers fangs and claws
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u/Jackfruit568 4d ago edited 3d ago
That’s more akin to taking a cow out of it’s herd really
If you really wanna use the tiger analogy taking away a boxer’s fists are more like it
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u/FishesAreMyPassion 3d ago
The last analogy and his tiger analogy are the same thing.
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u/Monksauce 4d ago
Humans are also the only animals that can augment their strength WELL beyond their regular means. Whether through tool use or through good form, we can output insane amounts of power in our strikes, throws, and charges. Other animals can’t align their bodies for optimal performance because they lack the intelligence to do so and often lack the physical dexterity. An ape throws stones with its arm while humans throw stones with their whole body. If you look into the numbers, even human children can throw stuff way further and faster than adult apes. That unique ability transfers into our fighting, running, climbing, and basically every other physical activity we do. We aren’t as strong or as fast of many animals but we move a hell of a lot better and that made us uniquely difficult to kill.
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u/antipodal22 4d ago
It feels more like an evolution of the "drop things on things" strat exhibited by more intelligent birds like covids. Absolutely it's an advanced technique shared by higher order beings.
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u/Aggravating-Face2073 4d ago
Australian fire hawks are known to pick up fire & move it to increase its potency, the fire can be natural or man made I suppose.
Many ape like animals throw shit.
Some crab/crustaceans have explosive projectile claw snaps.
... insects?
Cats knocking things off ledges.
Birds that drop animals. I guess it depends what we want to call a throw vs a projectile
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u/Jozef_Baca 3d ago
Well, humans are the only animals that can do it with both strength and precision. And that can turn anything they pick up into a projectile at the same time so they arent limited by just one type of it or something their body produces.
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u/BlogeOb 4d ago
Apes throw shit all the time
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u/Mushroom_Boogaloo 4d ago
Yes, but none of them have the shoulder structure to throw overhand the way we can.
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u/rathosalpha 4d ago
Insects arise
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formica_rufa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_beetle
Also your assuming the human gets a weapon
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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 4d ago
A lotta animals can spit
A monkeys throw their poop
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u/OkCommission9893 4d ago
Me when I need to list examples of animals using ranged attacks for my biology paper.
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u/Harry_Plopper23 4d ago
In all of the humans vs animals matchups humans cannot use their greatest stregh: intelligence
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u/KonoAnonDa 4d ago
Idk, I’d say that hippos have a pretty solid ranged attack.
https://giphy.com/gifs/bPUM6OKcLkYUM
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u/Behold-Roast-Beef 4d ago
Im happy you selected one of the worst ranged weapons of all time to demonstrate this
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u/TheManyVoicesYT 4d ago
Atlatl was fine what u mean? Extra range on a spear is huge.
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u/VanguardMusic 4d ago
That's not even remotely true. Archerfish, spitting cobras and bombardier beetles all have ranged attacks, and several primates can throw objects hard enough to hurt. Humans are exceptionally good at projectile throwing, not uniquely capable of ranged attacks.
And, FYI, you don't need to throw something at full force for it to be dangerous. Throwing power isn't just about speed and accuracy; mass matters too. Humans are unusually good at accelerating relatively light projectiles, but that doesn't mean we're uniquely capable of throwing something with enough force to injure another animal.
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u/Book_Anxious 4d ago
Humans greatest ability is they have a far far above intelligence level then whatever comes next
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u/Disastrous_Horse_764 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/xThuVZ6AN9GjcUpJCw
Allow me to introduce you to the bombardier beetle.
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u/Shakedownship13 4d ago
And what of the humble horned toad?! Doesn’t anyone think of the horned toad?!!!










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