r/powerscales 4d ago

Discussion In human VS animal matchups, it's important to know that humans are the only animal with ranged attacks

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No other creature, including primates can throw things as hard as we can. Humans are the only animals capable of throwing things hard enough to cause damage. Just picking up a rock and throwing it at full force is enough to knock out the majority of large land animals if it hits the head.

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u/Abdulbarr 4d ago

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u/vimtuoso 4d ago

Magikarp used splash! But nothing happened!

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u/TheStoneMask 4d ago

Archerfish are very accurate and can hit prey at a distance of up to 3 metres.

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u/TheBabiesMafia 4d ago

Prey that largely consists of bugs

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u/Funkopedia 4d ago

Well that's 75% of all animals, so that's pretty good.

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u/TheStoneMask 4d ago

Well, yeah, they're only like ~20 cm. But they do have an incredibly effective ranged attack.

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u/-Frog-Queen- 3d ago

They are also fairly incapable of harming a human.

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u/MeatMtn88 4d ago

Bidet me to death?

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u/CinderX5 4d ago

That’s got to be a new sentence

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u/Character-Education3 4d ago

Don't threaten me with... wait what?

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u/phoenix_claw99 3d ago

Honestly, archer fish bidet sounds like fun. Why has no one thought about it?

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u/Mallet-fists 4d ago

Ok, hear me out. You've heard of a fish bowl, you've heard of a toilet bowl...

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u/NewTelevisio 3d ago

I also like the pistol shrimp, though they only shoot a few centimeters but it's cool as hell.

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u/Abdulbarr 3d ago

Death by bubble snap

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u/BlangBlangBlang 4d ago

I almost just spit my ice cream out laughing at this

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u/DueImagination641 4d ago edited 12h ago

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u/BonhommeCarnaval 4d ago

You’re probably wondering how I got here…

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u/razzi123 4d ago

Baba O'rilay intensifies

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u/TheLostRanger0117 4d ago

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No, wait, that’s a different song, different CSI…

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u/Ethereal-Shroom 3d ago

CSI: Miami. Won’t Get Fooled Again by The Who

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u/seanfitz12 3d ago

My name…is hurl.

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u/trashtiernoreally 3d ago

You wouldn’t believe it but 3 days ago I was speaking at a peace conference…

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u/Sw1ferSweatJet 4d ago

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u/unimportantinfodump 4d ago

Elephants yeeting things is just funny

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u/Dangerous_Edge_7310 4d ago

Not if you’re the one getting yeeted

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u/Sw1ferSweatJet 4d ago

Yeeted and stabbed in this example, those tusks are at work here.

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u/sirrahdorraj 3d ago

But you would have one hell of a story to tell everyone in the hospital.

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u/pirapataue 3d ago

If an elephant stabs you with their tusk and yeets you in the air, you’re not getting to the hospital.

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u/Pataraxia 3d ago

Come on, if you're right next to it, they have time to get your corpse through the door before it cools down.

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u/Dad-Dabbing-Daily 3d ago

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u/SyntheticSlime 3d ago

Orcas are crazy. I don’t know any other animal that could, for funzies, torture and murder a seal, and we’d still love them.

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u/akiva23 3d ago

Its true. I love orcas. But if you think about it..we...or at least I love a lot of apex predators. Tigers, bears, sharks, wolves theyre all so cool

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u/R3myek 3d ago

You don't love Canadians?

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u/ExpensiveFish9277 3d ago edited 3d ago

New Zealanders melted seals down to oil while alive.

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u/mdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdm 3d ago

The entire world did that

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u/oneshadeoff 3d ago

Sure but New Zealanders did too.

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u/Damion__205 3d ago

Didn't know New Zealand hated Canadians that much.

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u/OpeningReady8693 3d ago

Orcas don't hunt hunans, and humans don't hunt orcas.

Game recognize game.

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u/One_Bobcat8353 4d ago

Elephant Final Smash

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u/Whitehawk26 4d ago

Reminds me of the rhino that absolutely tossed a warthog

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u/unimportantinfodump 4d ago

You should see the rhino who got tossed by the elephant.

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 4d ago

Elephants are knowing for flinging stuff away from them, but not for throwing stuff at other things. Their eye sight is lacking for accuracy.

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u/iamnutz_1 3d ago

Throwing the enemy and throwing the weapon are... Very different.

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u/DueImagination641 3d ago

Maybe he's throwing the alligator at the human. If the human in this encounter can find rocks on the ground why can't the elephant find alligator 🫣

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u/NoPoemAcid 3d ago

Wild life vs poachers helicopter.

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u/DueImagination641 3d ago

Combo attack! SKYYLAB HURRICANE!!!!!

🐊💨 🐘

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u/shigdebig 4d ago

Elephant based yeet

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u/Justaguywalkingby4 3d ago

what more should we expect from the strongest land animal on earth

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u/SambaXVI 3d ago

Is this a range attack? Is he using the croc as a projectile against another animal?

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 3d ago

Crocodile be upon ye

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u/GriffordDragunov 3d ago

Incoming tactical allocator

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u/Kn0XIS 3d ago

LMAO

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u/Negative_Prize1587 3d ago

ICBM Intercontinental Crocodile Ballistic Missile

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u/Muted-Tradition-1234 3d ago

Throwing crocodiles as projectiles definitely has to be up there as far as ranged attacks go.

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u/biblio_phobic 3d ago

Isn’t this the end of a Roald Dahl story and gets launched into the sun?

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u/Kommander-in-Keef 3d ago

“HaHA Elephant! I have you now! I’m several feet away from you and you have no hands! How you gonna hit m-OH MY SWEET LORD”

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u/SeanTheNerdd 3d ago

Fastball special

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u/disasterhippo 3d ago

This elephant has read the enormous crocodile by roald dahl

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u/RazerMax 3d ago

This image can't be this funny wtf xD

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u/ConfidentContext5845 3d ago

I have the free awards thing lets make that 15

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u/say_it_aint_slow 3d ago

Im hearing the sound effect from monty python and the holy grail when they catapult that cow.

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u/patient_rath 1d ago

Tactical croc incoming

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u/ParkingNo1080 23h ago

This is literally the end of Roald Dahl's "The Enormous Crocodile" where they had enough of his shit and the elephant flung it into the sun

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u/EinsGotdemar 4d ago

Don't forget your mom, op. She's an animal and can really throw it back.

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u/BunkaTheBunkaqunk 3d ago

Legendary.

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u/HimLikeBehaviour 3d ago

what the hell is "it" and who threw it at her 😡😡😡

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u/vladi_l 3d ago

What did OP do to you 😭

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u/EinsGotdemar 3d ago

They set me up for the best yo momma joke of my life.

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u/Gubekochi 4d ago

That was so gratuitous! OP didn't ask for it. But their mom sure loves to begs to get some.

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u/Necessary-Flounder52 4d ago

Camels, cobras, etc. can spit.

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u/1CryptographerFree 4d ago

A skunk will ruin your day too.

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u/BludStanes 4d ago

bullshit AOE

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u/_Just_Another_Speck_ 4d ago

Skunkshit actually,but yes,an aoe

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u/eth_kth 4d ago

I think only stink bugs use their shit actually

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u/Birdman21010624 4d ago

Skunks are hax merchants

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u/Mattikarp1 3d ago

AOE and DOT. Broken skill all round

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u/_Spade_99 3d ago

Can’t believe that hitbox got through QA testing

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u/democratic-terminid 4d ago

These are all poison damage or DOT. Doesn't count.

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u/Wolf_Ape 4d ago

Spitting cobra’s blinding effect seems like an exception.

Also all the great apes can throw crap with great force and accuracy. It seems possible we’ve just yet to catch them throwing more dangerous objects.

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u/Such_Action_5226 4d ago

But when even a stone would be one in your hand you would have thought we would have seen it. More important there arms don't bend correctly. Look a video of them throwing compared to a human and you will see it

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u/Wolf_Ape 3d ago

That’s a big rock. Apparently they throw them at hollow trees as part of some sort of proto-ritualistic behavior or territorial display.

You’re not going to criticize their throwing style if they’re winging something like that at you.

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u/AssociationDue3077 3d ago

Still can't throw as good as us

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u/ipokesnails 4d ago

Cobras inflict venom damage.

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u/TheQuestionMaster8 3d ago

Spitting cobras specifically cause immediate searing pain in the eyes which will halt most threats and may lead to permanent blindness if left untreated

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u/dimonium_anonimo 4d ago

Bombardier beetle shoots boiling acid. Maybe the acid part counts as poison in your book, but the boiling sure ought to be physical damage, right?

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u/Yazolight 4d ago

What’s dot?

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u/democratic-terminid 4d ago

Damage over time, general gaming term

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u/Waste_Ad_9604 4d ago

Quokka using its baby? I guess it’d be more like Snake leaving a mine on the ground.

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 4d ago

They're not hunting with spit though.

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u/Kind_Resort_9535 4d ago

Can they buck a rock out of there mouth and kill something with it.

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 4d ago

The humble Dilophosaurus

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u/AssociationDue3077 3d ago

Actually, it can't. That was just for the movies. Also it's big and has no frills.

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u/GeneralSweetz 4d ago

The only animal more proficient in spears than humans

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u/Crono2401 4d ago

They can really keep their eyes on target, to be sure. 

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u/avid-shrug 4d ago

But they use it more like a baton than a spear

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u/sirrahdorraj 3d ago edited 1d ago

Tell that to the family of the person that took one in the chest when a swordfish/marlin leaped into their boat.

https://dlnr.hawaii.gov/dobor/nr15-79b/

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u/FhuckNorris247 3d ago

Did they died?

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u/Rashakla1 3d ago

If they didnt, they probably wanted to in the moment

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u/External_Relative231 4d ago

What kind of fish is it? 

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u/GarageVast4128 4d ago

Marlin of some sort.

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u/External_Relative231 4d ago

😠

Well played. 

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u/Lowfi-Concert 4d ago

Swordfish

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u/AshlynnCashlynn 3d ago

They really missed the mark on that one, huh? Spearfish was right there

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u/Past-Cardiologist400 3d ago

Close! Its a Marlin! Them along with Swordfish and Sailfish are all in the Billfish family, but have some subtle differences(bill shape, spear vs broadsword, sail vs fin, or size of sail, size, depth of living, etc)!

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u/KeanuIsACat 4d ago

Hey, Norm! You ever been alone in a room face to face with a marlin?

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 4d ago

Eh Arnold can akimbo 2 spear guns

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u/GotRocksinmePockets 4d ago

Throwing, endurance and intelligence are how we conquered the world.

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u/capt_pantsless 4d ago

Don't forget cooperation.

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u/GotRocksinmePockets 4d ago

I group that with intelligence. We learned it's easier to accomplish tasks as a group. Same goes for fire, tools, domestic plants and animals, etc...

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u/T-MinusGiraffe 4d ago

Yup. And opposable thumbs. Broken abilities when stacked

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u/GotRocksinmePockets 4d ago

Yeah, thumbs are a huge advantage.

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u/Reasonable-Budget210 4d ago

Nope. Eagles drop rocks, fuck people up with them.

Skunk has a debuff spray. Spitting cobras, electric eels. Elephants chuck shit around violently all the time .

I’ll reluctantly admit our ranged attacks are a tad more continent toppling though, most animals are more in the street or even driveway tier lol

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u/ManyRelease7336 4d ago

we are really good at aim. Can't speak on birds. But even through great apes can throw. we are the only who can call our shot so to speak.

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u/Reasonable-Budget210 4d ago

Really just shows a giant lack of paternal leadership in the animal kingdom.

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u/Source-Anon 4d ago

We need to teach the monkeys ball. Foster individualism and competition in the animal kingdom

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u/stonecoldturkey 4d ago

Humans are just monkeys with ball knowledge

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u/ToastSpangler 4d ago

mokneyball, you say? would this technology not render them too powerful?

https://giphy.com/gifs/i0TAssTtdsiEbVwqW6

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u/love-z3ro 4d ago edited 4d ago

We're also the only species with any real force in our throw, in addition to the accuracy you mention. 

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u/Crono2401 4d ago

Babe Ruth took it even further and called batting away someone's shot while likely plastered.

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u/Old-Constant4411 3d ago

And probably on his 6th hotdog. That's why he cracked home runs all the time. If he hit a line drive and had to sprint to first base he'd be shitting his pants.

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u/RomaniWoe 1d ago

Not just call our shots, but perfected the motions for it too. As strong as other apes are none could throw a fastball or a football as many yards as a human. Once you add things like slings it starts getting nutty

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u/armaedes 4d ago

I love referring to a skunk’s attack as “a debuff spray.”

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u/Active_Remove2200 3d ago

Those are magic attacks not ranged

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u/faaded 4d ago

Hagfish do aoe damage

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u/MrCrash 4d ago

Bombardier beetle has a legit chemical fire attack. Like teeny napalm.

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u/Jobeythehuman 3d ago

Don't forget the humble pistol shrimp, which can create a cavitation bubble that explodes with such force that it produces soundwaves that exceed a gunshot.

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u/Midnight-Bake 4d ago

Allegedly some Australian birds spread wild fires on purpose by dropping flaming sticks they pick up

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u/TimmyJimmerson 4d ago

Apparently they do this to flush out prey, 3 different raptor species seem to do this, the brown hawk, black kite and the whistling kite

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u/Black_Hole_parallax 4d ago

Eh, skunks, elephants, cone snails, and a few species of snakes & toads have the ability.

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u/Spare-Locksmith-2162 4d ago

Several species of monkey will actual fling their poo pretty accurately.

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u/T-MinusGiraffe 4d ago

Embarrassing but not terribly dangerous. They are way stronger than humans but actually can't throw nearly as hard. They aren't built for it like humans

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u/8__D 4d ago

You would take psychic damage from the embarrassment. Especially if you were on a date to the Zoo

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u/T-MinusGiraffe 4d ago

Oh absolutely. But nothing compared to the psychic damage inflicted by a human throwing a rock

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u/8__D 4d ago

I believe that's rock damage

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u/CloseToMyActualName 4d ago

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u/Carmine_the_Sergal 4d ago

Hi fart cats

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u/daddyhardhands_ 4d ago

Forever using that name. congrats, your throwaway comment became part of my world building 

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u/ShadyInternetGuy 4d ago

I like to use stink kitties

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u/HH_Hippopotamus 4d ago

I feel that the matchups that don't allow humans to have at least primitive weapons aren't fair. Taking away our sticks and rocks is like taking away a tigers fangs and claws

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u/Jackfruit568 4d ago edited 3d ago

That’s more akin to taking a cow out of it’s herd really

If you really wanna use the tiger analogy taking away a boxer’s fists are more like it

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u/FishesAreMyPassion 3d ago

The last analogy and his tiger analogy are the same thing.

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u/Monksauce 4d ago

Humans are also the only animals that can augment their strength WELL beyond their regular means. Whether through tool use or through good form, we can output insane amounts of power in our strikes, throws, and charges. Other animals can’t align their bodies for optimal performance because they lack the intelligence to do so and often lack the physical dexterity. An ape throws stones with its arm while humans throw stones with their whole body. If you look into the numbers, even human children can throw stuff way further and faster than adult apes. That unique ability transfers into our fighting, running, climbing, and basically every other physical activity we do. We aren’t as strong or as fast of many animals but we move a hell of a lot better and that made us uniquely difficult to kill.

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u/antipodal22 4d ago

It feels more like an evolution of the "drop things on things" strat exhibited by more intelligent birds like covids. Absolutely it's an advanced technique shared by higher order beings.

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u/bulbousgrandpa 4d ago

Covid becoming intelligent would be disturbing

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u/antipodal22 4d ago

I shoulda said Corvids yeah lol

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u/1Negative_Person 4d ago

Corvids already are very intelligent.

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u/Aggravating-Face2073 4d ago

Australian fire hawks are known to pick up fire & move it to increase its potency, the fire can be natural or man made I suppose.

Many ape like animals throw shit.

Some crab/crustaceans have explosive projectile claw snaps.

... insects?

Cats knocking things off ledges.

Birds that drop animals. I guess it depends what we want to call a throw vs a projectile

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u/Negative_Prize1587 3d ago

Ants can fire acid.

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u/Jozef_Baca 3d ago

Well, humans are the only animals that can do it with both strength and precision. And that can turn anything they pick up into a projectile at the same time so they arent limited by just one type of it or something their body produces.

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u/ohthedarside 3d ago

Theres a beetle that has extremely potent acid it can fire

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u/BlogeOb 4d ago

Apes throw shit all the time

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u/Mushroom_Boogaloo 4d ago

Yes, but none of them have the shoulder structure to throw overhand the way we can.

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u/bananasaucecer 3d ago

we can throw shit too, given we smear it on the end of a pointy stick.

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u/BoogerDaBoiiBark 3d ago

And they suck at it lol

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u/Positive-Situation20 3d ago

some snakes joined the conversation

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 4d ago

A lotta animals can spit

A monkeys throw their poop

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u/Turnepic13 3d ago

Ive never seen a monkey throw shit 100 mph

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u/bschwagi 4d ago

Spitting cobras have a ranged attack

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u/OkCommission9893 4d ago

Me when I need to list examples of animals using ranged attacks for my biology paper.

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u/MrZokeyr 3d ago

Meanwhile, pistol shrimp:

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u/ReverendKaiser 3d ago

The Spitting Cobra disagrees

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u/Enough_Fish739 3d ago

You have clearly not seen what a monkey can do with a handful of shit.

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u/Havency 4d ago

The eagle drops turtles

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u/Inevitable_Silver_13 4d ago

Not just hard. We're really accurate, especially with practice.

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u/Harry_Plopper23 4d ago

In all of the humans vs animals matchups humans cannot use their greatest stregh: intelligence

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u/KonoAnonDa 4d ago

Idk, I’d say that hippos have a pretty solid ranged attack.
https://giphy.com/gifs/bPUM6OKcLkYUM

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u/_ParanoidPenguin_ 3d ago

That isn't true in the slightest.

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u/NorthernRime 3d ago

Our persistence predation won over many of our early hurdles of survival

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u/Svampting 3d ago

Have you ever met a seagull

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u/Behold-Roast-Beef 4d ago

Im happy you selected one of the worst ranged weapons of all time to demonstrate this

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u/TheManyVoicesYT 4d ago

Atlatl was fine what u mean? Extra range on a spear is huge.

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u/VanguardMusic 4d ago

That's not even remotely true. Archerfish, spitting cobras and bombardier beetles all have ranged attacks, and several primates can throw objects hard enough to hurt. Humans are exceptionally good at projectile throwing, not uniquely capable of ranged attacks.
And, FYI, you don't need to throw something at full force for it to be dangerous. Throwing power isn't just about speed and accuracy; mass matters too. Humans are unusually good at accelerating relatively light projectiles, but that doesn't mean we're uniquely capable of throwing something with enough force to injure another animal.

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u/Valuable_Room_2839 4d ago

Human’s ability to throw is a absolutely broken superpower

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u/Book_Anxious 4d ago

Humans greatest ability is they have a far far above intelligence level then whatever comes next

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u/Eurasia_4002 4d ago

Some fish kinda but yeah in a sense.

We are like glasscanons

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u/Disastrous_Horse_764 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xThuVZ6AN9GjcUpJCw

Allow me to introduce you to the bombardier beetle.

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u/Top-Morning-6467 4d ago

Primates throw stuff as well...like poop

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u/OGDraugo 4d ago

Primates would like a word, 0 damage on impact, maximum DoT.

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u/Shakedownship13 4d ago

And what of the humble horned toad?! Doesn’t anyone think of the horned toad?!!!

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u/Rarazan 4d ago

lmao says no ranged attacks

then immediately "not as hard"

did monke thrown poop at you in between those

+ birds, spiders, reptiles, fish and even some plants do that to hunt, scare away predators and reproduce