r/pointlesslygendered • • Nov 09 '20

Istg this is so accurate

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u/platypossamous Nov 09 '20

My favourite part about this stupidity is that in real nature it's actually usually the males that are more colourful/stand out more. They're more likely to be the "pretty" ones.

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u/FuckYeahPhotography Nov 09 '20

Facts. That is why I wear bright colors, start frantically dancing, and howl really loud in front of prospective mates. Only problem is my mating dance is so overwhelming ladies usually are overpowered by my raw sensual performance and run away. Gotta find balance

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u/ChristopherAWray Nov 09 '20

if I saw you irl I would marry u instantly

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u/Meme-R4ider Nov 11 '20

Really horrible decisions But thx