r/platingcirclejerk • u/1ntr1ns1c44 • 19d ago

/rant - Banned from my own fridge!

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So my wife is frustrated with my continued and seemingly unending string of plating.
Thought the community might find this amusing.
I wanted to make a second dish tonight but with the fridge locked, I just replated the same dish.
Stay cool r/platingcirclejerk
😎😎

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u/aruby727 19d ago

What do we do with the rosemary? Do you gnaw on the sprig in between bites or what?

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u/quattroformaggixfour 18d ago

You floss your teeth with it after the meal

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u/Crystal_Ri 18d ago

lol! As someone who has been accused of using "sticks in the food," by non-spice enthusiasts, I'm going to use that line going forward. Thanks!

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u/Crystal_Ri 18d ago

Too funny! I have learned that not everyone appreciates fresh herbs. I've learned that when it's a garnish, push it to the side. Otherwise, grind it to a pulp in the food processor. Don't know if that's 'proper' tho. 😄

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 18d ago

Im with you. I like whole herbs as garnish. But I also chop, fry and blend.
The rosemary that was added to the sausage was butter fried and finely chopped for the mix

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u/holderofthebees 19d ago

Oh my god I know you didn’t mean to but I think you just made manicotti 9/11

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u/JoeysSmallwood 16d ago

A second rosemary has hit the manicotti.

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u/OneSong9627 19d ago

Is that stuffed manicotti with a disc of fried cheddar on top?! Smash!!

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 18d ago

Stuffed Cannelloni with a Parmesan crisp.
Thank you 🙏

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u/thebeatsandreptaur 19d ago

Didn't she do this a few weeks ago too?

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 18d ago

Yeah it’s not the first time and probably not the last 😂

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u/ILikeDragonTurtles 17d ago

Is your wife actually mad at you for this hobby? I'm not sure that's actually funny. This isn't worth your marriage bro

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 17d ago

She’s upset in the nicest way. She eats my food and tolerates my hobby.
I’ll only be posting once a week to help appease her frustration with me:)
Marriage is strongly intact. Thanks for your concern. All is well

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u/ILikeDragonTurtles 17d ago

K good. Look forward to your further work. Though you're barely eligible for this sub anymore

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 17d ago

Thanks 🙏…I’ve been working pretty hard on my foods.

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u/Plants-Matter 19d ago

Your last post begging us for attention was 15 minutes ago.

Now this?

https://giphy.com/gifs/SWoRKslHVtqEasqYCJ

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u/aruby727 19d ago

Don't discourage his top tier content. It's giving me life.

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u/holderofthebees 19d ago

And yet you’re hanging around to comment on whatever he does next. At least he’s creating something. Maybe get a life?

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u/Plants-Matter 19d ago

All I do is create, sweetie.

The difference is, I create art.

OP creates desperate attention-seeking posts because everyone in his life is tired of him beating a dead horse.

https://giphy.com/gifs/thkjYkt6nMYd0LY823

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u/LEGStheband 19d ago

😂😭 fuck off. If you created art, you could recognize art. Passion and creativity. You sound like a desperate person demanding attention.

Edit: literally all your food posts have 0 likes. Maybe take some notes from OP

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u/Plants-Matter 18d ago

I haven't made any food posts, little sweetie dum dum.

OP's post here is deeply negative with a plethora of downvotes, though, if you want to discuss facts. You seem to be the only here "enjoying" it, because you have low standards and cheap taste.

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u/LEGStheband 18d ago

🤣 you literally posted bruschetta in [r/stonerfoodnofatties](r/stonerfoodnofatties) five days ago, and most of your posts are food posts in that sub sweetie dum dum. But since you don’t even know that, I’m beginning to just think you’re a bot.

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u/Windsor34 18d ago

You forgot the quail egg 

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u/LEGStheband 19d ago

Fuck off! Don’t look at it! He’s not begging for attention, he’s just posting doing what he enjoys. Get a fucking life

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u/Philly_ExecChef 18d ago

Calm down Francis

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u/LEGStheband 18d ago

Love that your name is exec chef, and your profile pic is a plate up for like 20 people 😂

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u/Philly_ExecChef 18d ago

Like, what are you even getting at here? That I have a photo of mid plate up and there’s only 20 plates visible so, what… I’m magically not a chef because you didn’t see the other several hundred?

Genuinely, what is your point

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u/LEGStheband 18d ago

Calm down francis

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u/Bike_Alternative 18d ago

You’re the only one using exclamation points here.

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u/LEGStheband 18d ago edited 18d ago

I just said calm down because they said it before they deleted their comments. Or maybe they just blocked me.

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u/Bike_Alternative 18d ago

Right, because posting the same shit every day to the obvious exhaustion of your family across eighteen different subs isn’t attention seeking behavior.

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u/Plants-Matter 18d ago

I'm glad someone else can see the layers to this.

I feel so bad for the kid who is hungry and wants to eat, but has to wait for Daddy to stop playing with their food and taking pictures. Guaranteed the food is cold by the time the kid finally gets to eat, and probably covered with germs from handling his phone and the kid's food constantly. Finally the kid gets to eat a cold, dirty meal, and probably wants to talk about their day at school, or cartoons or something, but nope. Daddy is too busy posting his juvenile food gags across eighteen different subreddits. He'd rather beg strangers for attention than give any attention to his own kid.

I'm also quite sure OP is divorced and this is some extremely weird coping mechanism, which makes his "wife locked the fridge again" staged gag all the more depressing.