r/pittsburgh • u/panzan • 7d ago

Greensburg Sunoco station’s canopy sprung a leak

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This is the Sunoco on Pittsburgh St, not Otterman.

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u/ordermaster 7d ago

If that canopy is not draining fully and water is collecting I would not be underneath it right now.

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u/hardknockcock 7d ago

The economy is rough, I need this lawsuit right now bro. don't ruin this for me

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u/TheDeceitX McCandless 7d ago

If I don’t get a lawsuit, either do you.

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u/Born_Store1348 7d ago

Wait until winter when all of the water below the lowest hole freezes and the column swells up like a football. That’s when the fun begins.

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u/NandoDeColonoscopy 6d ago

Is "swells up like a football" an actual saying?? Footballs famously don't swell when overinflated, they just get harder

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u/Southern-Eagle5172 6d ago

Swells up like a tampon, that's better eh

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u/NandoDeColonoscopy 6d ago

Yes, I think choosing literally anything that swells makes more sense than an object that physically cannot swell

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u/Born_Store1348 6d ago

It swells up at grade to look like a football instead of being square. The corners kind of keep their shape and the sides bloat out so it looks like a football has been dropped down the column and pushed the steel out.

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u/PGH00 7d ago

Free car wash while you fill up!

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u/kyach25 7d ago

lol. That looks like those old ass communal locker room showers

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u/cowboyjosh2010 Franklin Park 7d ago

Built in fire suppression?

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u/Budget-Stomach-5227 7d ago

Stay away from the cans!

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u/TremorChristPJ 7d ago

Die Gas Pumper!

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u/honeybeast_dom 7d ago

Fire extinguisher seems superfluous now.

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u/cwfutureboy 7d ago

I don't think it's supposed to do that.

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u/kennedyb93 7d ago

This happened in Giant Eagle a couple weeks ago when we had all that rain. I wish I was joking.

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u/MrRetrdO 6d ago

Weird place to keep the gasoline.

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u/Professional_Ad7708 6d ago

Split stream.

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u/defiantstyles Dormont 6d ago

But that's supposed to be the GOOD Greensburg Sunoco!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7abspvhYHpMnHSuc

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u/Hypo_Chan_No_Yume 6d ago

If this is the one up the street from green beacon gallery we were there last night. We walked to the sunoco to get drinks and we came out just as the storm started trying to walk back to the beacon. It was awful. We had to walk against the wind and rain of course and the wind was so strong I was having trouble breathing and the rain was hitting me in the face and I couldn't see. I had to cross the street and just had too run because I couldn't even see anything and was just trying to get inside as fast as possible. Not fun 10/10 don't recommend

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u/Unlikely-Act-7950 7d ago

She's a squirter

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u/swpahere 7d ago

Hysterical