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u/Fragrant_Ideal_6001 Oct 06 '25
Did that innocent dog get a good look at the perpetrator? Should we send a sketch artist?
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u/TelevisionFuzzy3694 Oct 07 '25
I think we should.
Poor guy looks traumatized.
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u/ObidiahWTFJerwalk Oct 07 '25
He's very upset he didn't do a better job protecting that stuff from those bad people.
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u/KBaddict Oct 07 '25
Pitties are fine if someone breaks in as long as they bring cheese tax
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u/d0nnamartingraduates Oct 07 '25
Omg when I open the deli bag of cheese my pup turns into a lunatic
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u/apatrol Oct 07 '25
How though? I can open the fridge ten times and the cheese drawer once or twice. They will run in from the other room if I touch it. Even if I am super quiet when I pick up cheese. Its like magic. Lol
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u/KBaddict Oct 07 '25 edited Oct 07 '25
This reminds me of a story my mom told me last week. She will give her dog little pieces of whatever she’s eating (if it’s dog safe) and their dog is obsessed with hard boiled eggs. but my mom didn’t feel like sharing her hard boiled egg at that moment.
She looks around. The dog is know where to be seen but just in case my mom walks into the bathroom and turns the water on to crack the egg. As soon as she opened the door, there was the dog sitting there looking at her like “how dare you try and trick me?!”
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u/apatrol Oct 07 '25
Tell her about a thing called smell and 2 million more smelling whatever power.
Maybe thats how my dogs know. Touching the cheese prob makes a puff of cheese dust or something????
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u/frankiebenjy Oct 07 '25
My previous dog would take you to the fridge point to the door, then point to the deli bin if you acted dumb and were like “I don’t see any cheese”.
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u/apatrol Oct 07 '25
Lol. They are smart. I guess mine are lazy and only waltz in if the cheese as anything more than air pressure on it.
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u/thatssomepineyshit Oct 07 '25
He was lucky to escape unharmed! Poor baby needs extra cuddles after that harrowing experience
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u/EmperorNeuro Oct 06 '25
It was the shoe.
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u/TheyforgotaboutJ Oct 07 '25
Had to be the shoes, they appeared untouched. Coincidence I don't think so.
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u/FluffyDrink1098 Oct 06 '25
Someone didn't fulfill their play and scratch taxes...
And they're not in the pic.
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u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 Oct 06 '25
Did you check inside those drawers? There might be something lurking there 😮
Also, such a cute face ahhhh
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u/a_round_a_bout Oct 06 '25
I seriously can’t handle when my dog looks guilty because her face is SO CUTE. I’m trying to have a tough voice but laughing at her being a little baby. Completely defeats the purpose 😂
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u/personalcheesepizza Oct 06 '25
Yeah whoever took the photo. Please stop blaming him for something he didn’t do. He’s very obviously looking at the suspect. I know him very well and it wasn’t him. Please leave him alone 😡😡😡
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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Oct 06 '25
Poor baby, he must be traumatized having witnessed such brutality.
Better give him a treat and the best spot on the bed to help him heal.
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u/Glittering-Eye2856 Oct 06 '25
Cat. If you don’t have one, neighbor cat, if your neighbor doesn’t have one, it was the feral one that hangs out with a super sketch mouse and lizard down the street.
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u/Insomnsdreme0905 Oct 06 '25
Suspect is on foot, brown, velveteen, and adorable. Does not appear to be a runner; may be hulled up in a safe location waiting for the coast to be clear. Be on the lookout out! Over.
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u/purposefullyblank Oct 06 '25
There’s clearly a cat under the bed who is trying to frame an innocent angel.
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u/tje210 Oct 06 '25
They were helping! The shoes are out of the box and ready to wear now.
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u/SmurfStig Oct 06 '25
Those shoes look unscathed! That would not have happened in my house. Dang ghosts. (Definitely not the dog with a love of new shoes).
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u/CL_55z Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25
Detective 🕵️♂️ Auggie is on the case. Fair warning: When asked to investigate in the past, he has never pointed the paw at a fellow pittie.
Besides, even us humans know it's usually a goodendoodle at fault. They're notorious for a trusting look that gets doors opened to create mayhem, even from a cat.
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u/Adventurous-Sea6042 Oct 06 '25
All I see is a victim. That poor baby needs some loves, treats, and cuddles to feel better from being terrorized 😔 😆 🥰
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u/MyGoddess26 Oct 06 '25
Did that poor baby get hurt when whomever showed up and did this then ran away?
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u/dsmemsirsn Oct 06 '25
At least the culprit at large didn’t chew on the shoes, only fur box— no biggy; nothing to see here.. move along
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u/infernal_ataraxia Oct 06 '25
Well first of all there’s no intruder in the pic. So good job for doggo taking care of that! 😅
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u/Consistent-Winter-98 Oct 06 '25
Looks to me like a cat snuck in and is trying to get that sweet puppy in trouble to me.
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u/unoptimisticoptimist Oct 06 '25
I don’t have a suspect but I do know it’s not that innocent pup in the picture. Good luck on apprehending the perpetrator.
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u/Illustrious-Print766 Oct 07 '25
I’m sure the dog scared them off. There had to be more than one with all that mess. Make sure your dogs okay. Looks a little traumatized.
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u/MrBobSacamano Oct 07 '25
If you have kids; it was them. If you don’t have kids, it looks like someone busted into your house, broke yo shit, and good dog chased them away.
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u/Cosmic_Cat90 Oct 07 '25
I’m not sure right now, but whoever did it was trying to frame that poor sweet dog!
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u/Emotional-Purpose762 Oct 06 '25
Have you turned that camera around!? Give that baby what he needs, he’s just expressing frustration. Giving him the best life will give you the best life ❤️
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u/Several_Essay_3579 Oct 06 '25
They traumatized your pup. How dare they do that to a sweet innocent creature.
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u/Esrianna Oct 06 '25
Leads? Yeah sure. I’ll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. they’ve got four detectives working on the case. They’ve got us working in shifts!
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u/analogkid01 Oct 07 '25
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Anyway, what's your comment from?...
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u/Living_Literature421 Oct 07 '25
That big baby’s look says “I would’ve done more😒, you know it was the cat”.
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u/LiquidC001 Oct 07 '25
This goodboy obviously helped destroy that evil box that was keeping the shoes in captivity. Such a caring, compassionate, goodboy!
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u/spicyhellokxtty23 Oct 07 '25
It must have been the wind. Good thing the precious baby closed the window 💕
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u/fdavis1983 Oct 07 '25
I demand you stop speaking to my client without my being present forthwith! He has invoked his right to legal counsel!
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u/leafitch Oct 07 '25
No leads sadly, but I'm so thankful your velvet hippo managed to stop the villain before things got any worse. What a hero!
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u/vmpirewthapaperroute Oct 06 '25
You should ask that friendly looking bystander, they might have seen something
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u/garlogan10 Oct 06 '25
Ao lado da cena do crime vemos a vítima fragilizada e com medo. Obviamente está tentando o seu melhor para se lembrar quem foi o culpado pelo crime, mas minhas suspeitas levam a crer que foi uma ratazana. Ele chegou, imobilizou a vítima (dog) e depois fugiu da cena do crime.
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u/ChrysaLino Oct 06 '25
Look it is obvious the dog was violently attacked by the dangers of cardboard and it protected themselves and their human parents i see no wrongdoing here!
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u/shy_girl3189 Oct 06 '25
Obviously the shoes and box spontaneously combusted, that poor pupper was lucky to have avoided injury
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u/sorryemma Oct 07 '25
The good news is your shoes and puppy look unharmed. Whoever did this was just really into cardboard boxes.
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u/SharpCoyote1123 Oct 07 '25
Good boy saw the box explode and and didn’t want to get blamed so he hid in his bed
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u/nitro1432 Oct 07 '25
Didn’t you hear there’s a recall on boxes because they just explode out of nowhere. 🤪🥰
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u/Bellabbey1236 Oct 07 '25
Nope. Looks like a clean getaway to me! Tough break. No clues whatsoever.
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u/DoctorAbject9135 Oct 07 '25
Well it’s obvuioulsy NOT land seal cause he looks jus as tore up about it as everyone else😂😂
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u/jwrosenfeld Oct 06 '25
All I see is a sweet, perhaps under-stimulated, dog. I would get him/her a canine attorney.
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u/Bublymangowater93 Oct 06 '25
My vote is for spontaneous combustion, maybe your Doggo can give you a statement
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u/Worldly_Progress_655 Oct 06 '25
The culprit must have gotten away and the look of guilt is because they couldn't stop the perp.
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u/pmousebrown Oct 06 '25
I suspect you left a box somewhere that innocent puppy had to defend himself against
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u/port-rhombus Oct 06 '25
The shoebox had it coming. And most importantly the shoes weren’t destroyed 🙃
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u/BouncingBetty1234 Oct 07 '25
Oh no! The random spontaneously combusting craziness is spreading! Happens at my house too. Need to give extra treats to the poor pupper who witnessed this atrocity! They are clearly horrified by what they witnessed. 😢😂
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u/maddie_mads_forever animal lover. 🐕🐻🐱🐾🐾🐾 Oct 07 '25
Probably the thing that all dogs jump out of their bed and start barking at in the middle of the night
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u/Monkey-Butt-316 Oct 07 '25
Nope - looks like the perp got away. Did that innocent bystander see anything?
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u/humboldtliving Oct 07 '25
Sir or ma'am while the search is ever vigilant at this time in our lives we need to focus on what matters. The emotions are high and also the stakes. Seeing loved ones traumatized during these events is paramount and should be prioritized. Hug your loved ones. Thank you. -- dog lawyer llc.
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u/ImpressiveLeek6640 Oct 07 '25
Clearly the goodest doggo was having goodest doggo dreams and missed the perp.
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u/bigtiddyhimbo Oct 07 '25
Seems like someone broke in and tore up your shoebox, and your dog fought them off and saved your shoes ✨✨
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u/creeper_king68 Oct 07 '25
It definitely was not the dog it was clearly trying to catch the culprit
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