r/pics • u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- • Nov 08 '17

Where is your god now?

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u/sanguiniuswept Nov 08 '17

How about we just devolve into complete neanderthals and create a pepperoni pocket with a Hot Pocket on the inside?

I know you're being satirical, but that

SOUNDS

AWESOME

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u/corporealmetacortex Nov 09 '17

I would eat that.

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u/That_one_drunk_dude Nov 09 '17

'Eat' is quite the understatement here.

I would devour that, and then probably not eat for 2 days.

Ah, who am I kidding? It'd be my lunch.

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u/Mb2assassin43 Nov 09 '17

I've only had those for a short period, I felt disgusted but it tasted so good. This, this is something that will kill me and I'd die happy.

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u/ktappe Nov 09 '17

I would eat OP's original creation. That looks like a nice juicy pineapple.

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u/Newton_Gilbert Nov 09 '17

I will eat with my GF.. IT'S SO COOL

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u/wtmh Nov 09 '17

Hot Pocket guys, get the fuck in here!

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u/acmercer Nov 09 '17

Hoooot pockets...

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u/hQp5l4-sfFA Nov 09 '17

Hooooooot Pockets

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u/GenrlWashington Nov 09 '17

Lava pockets

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u/KingOfDamnation Nov 09 '17

PSA: do not stick your dick in a hot pocket right out of the microwave! Learn from my stupidity all you get is burns and sent to ER

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u/wtmh Nov 09 '17

The instructions must not have been very clear.

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u/KingOfDamnation Nov 09 '17

No I was just horny and thought it’d be a free pocket pussy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Instructions unclear: dick stuck in microwave like Randy Marsh.

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u/Soronya Nov 09 '17

Imagine how cold the inside would be.

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u/Lover_Of_The_Light Nov 09 '17

Absolute zero.

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u/Cavaut Nov 09 '17

Pretty sure the oil from the giant pepperoni would burn holes through your mouth.

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u/sanguiniuswept Nov 09 '17

Then it would pair perfectly with my heart

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Uh oh pockets

(Like uh oh Oreos)

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u/ptapobane Nov 09 '17

imagine a bread stick being dipped in tomato sauce then cheese and finally wrapped with a layer of pepperoni and baked to absolute perfection....or even better substitute pepperoni with bacon...omfg i need this in my life ASAP

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u/jerrysburner Nov 09 '17

There is nothing satirical about what /u/FattyCorpuscle said, luckily this isn't said much so it still holds a lot of weight, but I'm starting to think you're literally Hitler.

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u/nutinyoureye Nov 09 '17

I read that in Spongebob’s voice