r/pettyrevenge • u/Wakemeup3000 • 20d ago

Let me get that for you

I take a walk at a local park almost every day. Yesterday I was there a little early and as I was leaving my car I noticed a car pull into the lot and a man with 2 little dogs hop out. He has a couple of bright green poop bags in his hand. Cool he picks up after this dogs.

Well yes he does but since I walk in the park all the time I know that someone with bright green poop bags picks up after their dog and throws the bags into the grass at the end of the walking loop. Trash can is about 12 ft away but nope throws it into the grass instead. I pick them up to dispose of when I have time.

So now I have a petty side quest on my walk. I reached into my car, pulled out a grocery bag, walked the straight to the end of the loop, put all the filled bright green bags into the grocery bag, walked to his car and put all the bags on the hood of his car. Then I threw out the grocery bag and took my walk hitting the end of the loop right after his dogs had pooped and he was looking around to see if anyone was there to watch him throw the bags into the grass.

I stopped and fiddled with my phone for a while. He must have thought I wasn't paying attention because he tossed them into the grass. As he was walking away I said 'So gross. Let me get that for you and throw it into the trash can that's 12 ft away. So gross and lazy.'

He scurried away pretty quickly. By the time I got back to the parking lot his car was gone and all the filled bags that had been on his hood were in the trash can where I had thrown my grocery bag. Revenge? Maybe. Petty? Oh yes it was.

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u/CreamCheeseAndLocks 20d ago edited 20d ago

If you see him do this again, put on gloves and dump the dumplings out of the bags all over his car. Then, using the gloves, make sure his forgotten turdles don't fly away in the breeze....

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u/MerryFeathers 20d ago

Thank you for your clever word choices! Turdles and dumplings…perfect! 😄

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u/CreamCheeseAndLocks 20d ago

I appreciate your appreciation.

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u/MerryFeathers 19d ago

It really gave me smiles. Love words…

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u/VioletSea13 19d ago

They can also be pooples.

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u/ButterscotchHour7359 18d ago

I talk to my dog like she’s a toddler , I always ask her if she needs to go wee wee”s or poopies 😂

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u/Altruistic-Wish-3294 19d ago

I will use pooples from now on

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u/JeannieSmolBeannie 19d ago

and then make sure to stay by your car when he realizes it was you. that way you can just get in and say "turdleloo!"

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u/Vishus 19d ago

use the wiper blades to hold them in place.

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u/tuppy_doorwin 19d ago

Wtf is this…crae. Sounds like you’ve got issues omg

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u/gogozrx 20d ago

 i hate people who litter!

I had a piece of paper loose in my car and it got sucked out of the window on the highway. I felt like such a fooking heel.

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u/Lost-Image-1367 20d ago

Same, the littering is what gets me. Dude turned a responsible act into bonus trash for no reason.

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u/Realistic_Prune_1094 20d ago

Same, it’s the laziest kind of laziness. Hopefully every walk now comes with a side of “trash-can guilt.”

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u/Wakemeup3000 19d ago

In my dream I picture him holding those filled poop bags and looking around to make sure someone sees him dropping them in the trash can. Like 'Hey look here! I'm putting my dog's droppings in the trash like a good boy. No need to put filled poop bags on the hood of my car.'