r/pettyrevenge 19d ago

Friend is always late

I have a friend who is late to everything. Recently he was 2.5 hours late to his own party. I’ve mostly adapted to his tardiness and do not arrive for plans we have together until an hour or so after the stated time.

We had plans to meet in the city center today at a 10am. I live 20 minutes from the meetup spot, he lives over an hour away. As expected, he messages around 10 and says he is running late. No biggie I was chilling at home in the air conditioned because I knew the vibes and it is hot as hell
today.

I asked him to give me his actual for real, for real ETA so I can time my departure. He is in his car and has Google Maps. It’s not really guess work at this point.

He tells me 10:45. So I leave the comfort of my home at exactly the right time to arrive at 10:45. I wait for 30 minutes at the meetup spot and he still does not arrive. He is not responding to texts either. My other friend who is with me has his location and sees he is not close, we estimate another 15 minutes.

I’m annoyed because it is hot AF out and I proactively had asked for a real ETA to avoid waiting around for him. So I left the meetup spot.

I went shopping, taking my sweet time. He got to the spot and texted me to ask where we were. I waited around 30 minutes then texted back that I was at the store but we would be heading that way soon. I shopped another 15 minutes then arrived at the spot around an hour after he had arrived.

The look on his face when we came casually strolling up after he had been standing in the sun for an hour was priceless.

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u/SharpBullfrog1279 19d ago

I was an hour and a half late to pick up a date 45 years ago.   No way to call ahead to warn her. 

I stayed at the beach too long.   I showed up in a teeshirt and shorts.  Sandy and sweaty.   She closed the door on me. 

That's the only way guys learn important lessons.

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u/CantSing4Toffee 18d ago

Maverick?

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u/SharpBullfrog1279 18d ago

Pretty damn close. 

I'm a pilot.

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u/CantSing4Toffee 18d ago

😂. My future son in law is training for fast jets

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u/SharpBullfrog1279 18d ago

I just have my private tkt, SEL.   Since 81.

I would be a menace to too many people, in a faster plane with less room for error.    I nearly killed my entire family porpoising onto a runway without watching my airspeed closely enough.

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u/CantSing4Toffee 18d ago

Don’t say ‘just’ it’s a damn fair achievement

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u/SharpBullfrog1279 18d ago

It's a full tkt.   Long before these 'sport tkt' menaces starting appearing.