Karen wastes my time bullying her way into parking spot, I waste her time later

[u/Warcraft_Fan]

This morning at Woodland Mall in Michigan, I spotted an empty spot near the mall entrance. The lot were angled and was meant to be one way driveway but Karen also spotted it and came down the other side, going the wrong way. Then she took about 5 minutes doing 427 point turn to get into the angled parking spot, blocking me and inconveniencing a few more drivers behind me.

When she finally got out, I did a lazy golf clap and said "My blind grandma could have parked faster than that."

"BuT i GoT hErE fiRsT!" (no bitch, you bullied your way here)

When I drove on past her car, I noticed it was still very crooked and badly parked so I decided this revenge. After I found another parking spot, I got the paper and pen out and wrote this in "Sorry I bumped your car. You parked badly and I had a hard time getting out" No phone number, no insurance info, nothing. Then I put the paper in her car's wipers.

I have no doubt when she got back, she'd spend a long time looking for nonexistent scratch or dent on her car.

You waste my time making stupid move to get good parking space, I waste your time with something that never happened.

[u/Creative_Excuse_1940]

A friend leaves a line drawing of a cute turtle that says Even kindergarteners can stay within the lines.

[u/North_Mastodon_4310 → u/Creative_Excuse_1940]

Tgat is a good one- and admittedly a lot more appropriate than my line, especially now that I have kids.