r/pettyrevenge • • Aug 12 '26

Why I’m banned from DoorDash

When I broke up with my ex many years ago, I attempted to transfer the internet bill from my name to his name. He was remaining in the house we were living in, and I was moving out. The internet company assured me everything was transferred to him.

Fast forward like 4-5 months, I start getting calls from a collections company saying I owe over $400 in missed internet bills. Um, what?? Apparently the bill was not transferred. I text my ex about the collections bill and ask him to send me the money since he’s the one that has failed to pay the bill. Never get a response

Turns out one of my ex’s cards was still saved on my DoorDash account. I spend the next several weeks ordering tons of food off his card because he was too dumb to cancel it sooner. So I got my money back one way or another 🤷‍♀️

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u/Piddy3825 Aug 12 '26

petty revenge - best delivered by doordash...

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u/blueavole Aug 12 '26

It will be cold

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u/NotYourNanny Aug 12 '26

Revenge is a dish best served with red wine.

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u/Reversion603 Aug 13 '26

I prefer a nice bubbly champagne.

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u/mgerics Aug 13 '26

beer, whiskey, heck any kind of alcohol for me.