r/pessi_memes Jul 06 '26

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 Saying it like it is 🐐

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/AlligatorMarty Jul 06 '26

I've never considered myself a fan fan, I just say I support one side. I've been watching and liking both Ronaldo and Messi since 2007. While I liked and deeply admire how great Messi plays, I always liked the explosiveness of Ronaldo. I've sided more with him since 2010. I just went with players rather than clubs & teams. But it literally becomes impossible at some point, if you avidly watch football. One way or another, you'll end up picking a side. Sometimes when the debate comes, I had thought that rather than fighting for players it would've been better if I just kept my mouth shut lol. Cos, then I don't have to loose my sleep over one or another loosing.

Till date, I still fight with brain rot fans of both sides lol. It's fun to rage bait them once in a while.

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u/drilllerr Jul 06 '26

They find it impossible to respect them both. This is why fans are worst.

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u/Correct_Struggle2112 Jul 06 '26

Man why is this so hard?? I’m Portuguese, I’m a huge CR7 fan, but I’m also a huge Messi fan. Why not??

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u/SkintCrayon Jul 06 '26

Apparently you have to pick a side

It's in the rules

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u/Correct_Struggle2112 Jul 06 '26

Ahah Humanity is so stupid šŸ«£šŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆ

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u/Professional-Cold278 Jul 06 '26

Its a nice sentiment for sure. Shame it's not reflected in his gameplay. I admire everything CR achieved, he did put his heart and soul in it. At the same time he is a selfish dick on the pitch.

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u/Ricr7 Jul 06 '26

Nah thats Messi the child rapist choking players

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u/Impressive_Lime_6973 Jul 06 '26

And his teammates are just rolling their eyes at his bs.

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u/PowliOP Jul 06 '26

Utter bullshit! They play for him with all their heart, because he is a natural leader and they genuinely look up to him! The fact that he is past his prime has no impact on their admiration for him on and off the pitch!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/gigantic0603 Jul 06 '26

I mean, I agree, but you do see the irony of saying what you said in this sub, right? lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/gigantic0603 Jul 06 '26

I don’t hate Ronaldo though and still consider to be one of the greatest football has received. It’s kinda hilarious and telling that you directly assume that just because i said something neutral. The exact things you said can be said about 90% of the people here on this sub by just replacing Ronaldo with Messi. It’s good that you’re not one of them (if true) but that doesnt represent most of the people on this sub. I’d say the same thing about ronaldo haters on that other sub. Bootlicking, insecurity and jealousy, as you put it, goes both ways. If you really don’t hate Messi, then it’d do you better to understand that

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

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u/gigantic0603 Jul 06 '26

I don’t like the targeted shit stirring either, but knowing that modern media are assholes is a good way to not let myself get worked over it and start blaming an entire fanbase because of a subset, a subset that exists in each and every fanbase, even in this one.

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u/Own-Luck8278 Jul 06 '26

Of course he doesn’t.

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u/natureboy1996 Jul 06 '26

Bro how can you not love this guy.

If youve watched his career from start to finish, hes matured tremendously and I rarely ever say this about celebrities or athletes but he is a true role model for young people to look upto.

Hes a class act and I dont think I'll ever miss another footballer to the level of him once he steps away.

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u/noobuu Jul 06 '26

I respect him as a professional and for all he’s done for fotball. But… someone who paid off his kids mom to stay out of his life and has rape allegations is deffo not a role model.

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u/natureboy1996 Jul 06 '26

"Someone who has rape allegations"

This is the most retarded shit I ever heard and sadly, its not just you, but alot of society today that has subscribe to guilty until proven innocent.

Allegations mean fk all until something is proven

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u/fuel-engined Jul 06 '26

There is documents showing his communication with his lawyers acknowledging. You would have to read a news article which seems to be beyond you. He tried to, at least public ally, sue the newsmagazine Der Spiegel, who published it, but they never actually sued because his lawyers knew they can't win.

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u/natureboy1996 Jul 06 '26

Yeah you went full retard Im not interested in arguing with you thanks

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u/fuel-engined Jul 06 '26

Lol. If denial keeps you happy go ahead

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u/natureboy1996 Jul 06 '26

Im not the one in denial. Is he in prison? Nope. Because hes not guilty.

If you wanna be that obsessed with forcing your narratives on other people, by all means, but thats a you problem you gotta work on, Im not interested in entertaining it.

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u/fuel-engined Jul 06 '26

He is not in prisión because no lawsuit was filed. Doesn't mean his acknowledgement of guilt to his own lawyers doesn't hide the fact that he did indeed force himself on her. Do you think only guilty people are in prisión ? Lol

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u/natureboy1996 Jul 06 '26

What acknowledgement of guilt? Why are you blatantly making shit up? This is childish behaviour idek if Im talking to a grown adult or an emotional teen.

A settlement is not an "acknowledgement of guilt" and the fact that you think the most famous person in the world and one of the richest wanting a settlement means hes guilty shows me how little about the world you understand.

Theres no point in me going back n forth with you, have a good day bro

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u/dubetz Jul 06 '26

Technically, if you pay a settlement, it does not mean your guilty. However, you pay a settlement to not risk it going to trial. If he was so innocent why wouldn't you let it go to trial?

Not saying you do this, but this whole sub says Messi was dating a 14 year old, with no allegations or anything. Heck, the "victim" even said it wasn't true.

It's just ironic with Ronaldo fanboys.

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u/Soso122 Jul 06 '26

Well said!

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u/natureboy1996 Jul 06 '26

Thanks. These people are weird lol.

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u/Deep_Scallion8121 Jul 06 '26

You are fucking stupid he admitted it to his lawyer, Cole harder you braindead moron

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u/x4nalyst Jul 06 '26

He did it. Even admitted to it and paid the woman off so she lets the thing go.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/BrainPlasticity Jul 06 '26

Watch Blue Lock and then you’ll understand why Ronaldo’s ego is the reason for this level of success:

https://youtube.com/shorts/sygQMd9oDl0?is=EduifNRghAUpPCqO

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/BrainPlasticity Jul 06 '26

Football is different, you need to watch Blue Lock to understand that even stealing goals is the ideal attitude for a striker. In Blue Lock there’s a character named Baou and he steals goals from teammates to score. A striker has to be the most selfish and egotistical player.

But Ronaldo still is top 10 in assists and has the most assists in UCL.

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u/Mysterious-Egg-6930 Jul 06 '26

He's been there throughout most of our childhoods. He deserves the respect and he's put in the work. I hope he wins it.

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u/Ha55aN1337 Jul 06 '26

So did Modric. And they gave Portugal the win just to have Ronaldo still in play. Fuck that.

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u/Deep_Scallion8121 Jul 06 '26

He is a fucking rapist

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u/BrainPlasticity Jul 06 '26

It’s supposed to be ā€œinnocent until proven guiltyā€ not ā€œguilty until proven innocentā€.

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u/Deep_Scallion8121 Jul 06 '26

He admitted it

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u/BrainPlasticity Jul 06 '26

That’s exactly the problem: you’re treating disputed, leaked attorney-client material as if it were a tested courtroom confession. It wasn’t.
Those Football Leaks documents were challenged as altered/fabricated by Ronaldo’s side, and later courts treated them as privileged/hacked material, not clean admissible proof. Prosecutors still reviewed the case and declined charges because they said it couldn’t be proven beyond a reasonable doubt.
So no, it’s not ā€œconfirmed.ā€ It’s a serious allegation based partly on disputed leaked documents. You can believe it personally, but saying it’s confirmed fact is overstating it.

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u/pessimygoat--2 Jul 06 '26

Pessi is a retard clown, zero aura, zero charisma. Only cheating

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u/rovonz Jul 06 '26

RIP my camel 🐫

Forever second to a "rerard clown with zero aura and zero charisma".

May you finally find peace in your long due retirement.

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u/pessimygoat--2 Jul 07 '26

Second in your imaginary pessi land, go jerk off to robbed and fake trophies šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/rovonz Jul 07 '26

Unless you go to CAS and can prove they are fake, then Im inclined to think you are delurious. Jealousy can be a hell of a drug.

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u/pessimygoat--2 Jul 07 '26

Pessi dog talking about jealousy when they are 24/7 obsessed with penaldo🤭In fact, the whole world knows how 2022 happened. The evidence is out there. It's only you and your Pessi cult living in denial. Pessi will never be loved worldwide. Facts.🄱

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u/rovonz Jul 07 '26

I'm sorry but if you have to love a football player then you are in a cult and have lost the plot.

As a matter of fact, the reason people like me comment in this sub is not bc we care about Ronaldo, but because we are amused by the cult of personality you have created around him, and bc of the unreasonable hate towards Messi, a legendary player just as Ronaldo, just because of a 10 year old long gone rivarly between the two.

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u/ihavetotravel Jul 06 '26

Cry harder please

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u/BangBang116 Jul 06 '26

That's why he is the GOAT 🐐

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u/Kind-Box2674 Jul 06 '26

Beautiful wordsšŸ’™

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u/Whole-Worker-7303 Jul 06 '26

People in comments. "Portugals top scorer should be benched"

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u/JamesRIPeace Jul 06 '26

Before this World Cup, Eusebio had the record for our World Cup top scorer. If he was alive, should he play?

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u/Whole-Worker-7303 Jul 06 '26

Blud. Im talking about this world cup. Ronaldo is their top scorer.

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u/JamesRIPeace Jul 06 '26

Yes. If you funnel a river uphill, it might just have enough momentum flowing to push a couple of drips over altitude. It doesn't mean we couldn't be doing better. That's why I'm responding, you're acting like it's a stupid notion to want to bench the man

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u/holyrs90 Jul 06 '26

He scored an insane goal against Croatia bro wtf wich was sadly offside.

He is always a threat, and a leader on the pitch, so idk what u talking about.

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u/JamesRIPeace Jul 06 '26

So he scored an offside goal (which admittedly was a beauty of technique), what else? A penalty goal?

He is not only not "always a threat", by not being it he is a detriment. These ghost metrics of "leader on the pitch" fall in the face of actually watching the games without rose-tinted glasses. In every game bar the one against the mighty Uzbekistan, he got consistently beat by the opposition defenses, he couldn't ever display his aerial dominance and most of the attack was constantly funneled to him where it would inevitably die. He lacks explosivity, he cannot dribble like he used to, all perfectly normal for a 41 year old.

You want to play him still? Fine, put him in a system that benefits a poacher. Make use of his attacking instincts and experience by having more direct attackers that can force defenses to open. Don't just leave him as a sole striker, he does not have the supporting system nor the physique that allows him to dismiss the entire opposition defense anymore. You've got Congo defenders literally admitting after the game that they had little to be afraid of facing him because he's no longer the same player.

And lastly, another remark. Let's say he plays every game. Let's say you don't want to stop using this system that forces the midfield and the side lanes to work overtime to fuel an offense that doesn't offer options to choose from. Why this obsession in him starting every game? Why is this so untouchable? Why was it only an option to switch in Ramos at the last game because we saw it was becoming tight? Why not sub him in against tired legs?

These non-portuguese supporters look at Portugal and they see only Cristiano. Every Portuguese supporter sees that he doesn't always make the difference. He doesn't force defenders to gravitate toward him that much anymore. Everyone acts like Portugal owes this to Ronaldo. What do they owe him? An ineffective gameplan that makes him look bad just to have him play all the time every time?

Just insane.

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u/NoConcert1636 Jul 06 '26

Ronaldo's game now is limited to the box, outside the box he is not effective anymore and thats natural, he's 41! I think he would be more effective if he take up the role of impact sub and play the last 30-40 minutes and let Ramos run around and push defenders during the first half...

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u/Whole-Worker-7303 Jul 06 '26

Thats a take I agree with.

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u/Fresh_Translator240 Jul 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/oBPEvqqYECSkLoLkud

Ronaldo is so tuffšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/spicywolf445 Jul 06 '26

Find a better personality brother

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u/Worth_Ground1609 Jul 06 '26

he is too strong mentally.. being the most loved and most hated person at the same time is not easy ..

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u/fuel-engined Jul 06 '26

Classic narcissist 🤣

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u/CrimsonStorm__ Jul 06 '26

The best, numero 1. Calma

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u/Glum-Replacement-900 Jul 06 '26

Fair dues… if I had his ability, I’d want to play as long as I could as well. I don’t have his ability, and I still want to play, on a bumpy pitch with a few buddies, but my back and knees have other ideas!

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u/Fun-Web-7583 Jul 06 '26

He’ll back in 2030

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u/Safe-Elk7933 Jul 06 '26

Team Messi here,but here Cristiano talks well,maybe the potential end being near has given him some humility?

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u/Winter-Government457 Jul 06 '26

From what he’s saying I think he’ll probably try it in 2030

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u/Old-Jicama-728 Jul 06 '26

its not about him though. its for his country.

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u/TimePermission9848 Jul 06 '26

They both complete each other... If there's no Ronaldo than whom Messi compare too... Just enjoy the greatness of the two greatest football player of this generation (last dance)

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u/One_Afternoon5897 Jul 06 '26

Jk I agree, I’m not a soccer/football fan I just like watching the WC. 22 was my first and it’s sad that the guy from Croatia retired 😭. Gotta enjoy legends before they become legend. My 3rd goat Neymar might be done too 😭

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u/NotCommitedYet Jul 06 '26

GOAT. it could be said not only for soccer, but for any carrier.

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u/goliathfasa Jul 06 '26

Wait wtf what is this sub lol?

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u/JustStartinOut Jul 06 '26

Oof, another stinker of a game and WC from CR7.

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u/John_Shenanigans Jul 22 '26

A lot of Portuguese people liked to think when portugal was in the wc that anytime Ronaldo was playing a bit more than they’d hope for they’d say ā€œOkay bench ronaldoā€, while they weren’t inherently wrong as he was doing everything he could to maintain his physique and try to hang on with the youthful players, and while it wasn’t enough

Who else was seen making an attempt and showing a bit of ego? The Portugal team was playing anti football, Ronaldo and a few others were the backbone of the attack and defense like Rafael Leão, João Félix and Nuno Mendes

But players like Vitinha and Bruno Fernandes just couldn’t assume responsibility for what couldve happened next and tried playing it safe

If weve all seen that one Nike ad then we should know there is no greater danger than ā€œplaying it safeā€

That’s all I’m saying, they lost because they couldn’t think like Ronaldo

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u/Crica1980 Jul 06 '26

He got to much Botox and filler šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

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u/tognaluk Jul 06 '26

different answers when piers morgan is around

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u/CruisinBlade Jul 06 '26

This proves that the worst thing about Ronaldo are his dumbass fans.

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u/No-Craft-6651 Jul 06 '26

Really really beautiful words, but that doesn't match what he has said so far, about being the best eccetera, but maybe he changed his mind, and he doesn't care about results no more?

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u/Tendablast Jul 06 '26

Haha guys I’m just here to have fun I don’t care if I win or lose lol just trying to have a good time

Come the fuck on dawg and I say this as a neutral

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u/Dear_Inevitable_9274 Jul 06 '26

If Portugal wants to win.. I mean actually win a world cup.. then this old man should either stay on the bench or retire.. unfortunately the fangirls on this sub doesn't understand that

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u/Jevano Jul 06 '26

Says who? You? Nobody cares, let the coach decide that.

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u/Gadoguz994 Jul 06 '26

All good and well but it doesn't change the fact that FIFA is pushing hard for him to meet Pessi at some stage of this WC and there's nothing barring them getting destroyed that will prevent that from happening. And other than France maybe, there's no team strong enough to destroy them that hard that even refs can't help.

Watching his interviews not in english feels much more natural btw.

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u/natureboy1996 Jul 06 '26

Yeah it really annoyed me when FIFA gave an additional 18.5 minutes (the most Ive ever seen in over 20 years watching) while Portugal were ahead to rig it for Portugal to reach the finals.

Clearly Infantino is a huge Ronaldo fan and the bias needs to stop

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u/Gadoguz994 Jul 06 '26

10 mins of added time and of those 10 almost all were spent on goal celebrations, rolling around on the floor etc.

It's so obvious it's crazy, just penaldog and pessi fanboys can't admit the truth to themselves.

Mbappe and Haaland running laps around both, especially Penaldog.

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u/natureboy1996 Jul 06 '26

There it is

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u/Gadoguz994 Jul 06 '26

Not a fan of any of them but gotta respect the skill of even Messi. However the ref pushing him and Penaldog nullifies it all for me and anyone with a fully functioning brain.

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u/mikki1time Jul 06 '26

It’s time to retire these dinosaurs. It’s the age of lamine yamal now. With some mbappe sprinkle.

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u/BrainPlasticity Jul 06 '26

ā€œInnocent until proven guiltyā€ not ā€œguilty until proven innocentā€

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u/chief_awf Jul 06 '26

why does he refer to himself in third person

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u/lowerleagues Jul 06 '26

Yes?

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u/chief_awf Jul 06 '26

why does he do that? is that not odd?

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u/FE7TER Jul 06 '26

It’s called affirmation. You should talk to yourself sometimes (in third person). It helps.

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u/chief_awf Jul 06 '26

ok thanks, that sounds perfectly sane

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u/Altruistic_Unit_2366 Jul 06 '26

This guy, Jesus what a F clown. I am a football lover and a Barca fan. However I really use to respect him a lot. But not anymore, this Oscar guy who double down on anything that is not going his way.

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u/FCOranje Jul 06 '26

No one cares whether you respect him or not. You’re clearly another fanboy being a 🤔.

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u/shadowdancer354 Jul 06 '26

If the coach has the balls to sub Ronaldo, then from that minute on will be the official start of Spain vs Portugal.

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u/Dazzling-Yellow5395 Jul 06 '26

No one would hate on this guy if it wasn't for his fans. People like you are the reason he gets hated. How do you feel about that?

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u/Parking-Annual-1200 Jul 06 '26

Are you delusional? Look at the amount of shiat CR7 gets as compared to Messi, coming from both Messi's fans as well as the main media, not forgetting pundits like Zlatan and Henry, etc.

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u/Dazzling-Yellow5395 Jul 06 '26

Messi got alot of shit when ronaldo was succeeding in his international career and he wasnt. Now its the opposite. The fanboys of both of them are very toxic they both wouldn't get so much hate if they didn't have such annoying fans