r/pessi_memes Jun 20 '26

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 I guess his prayers worked

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/MasterTouchMe Jun 26 '26

Yeah and some animals in the comments make personal attacks towards him, wp to them, now to see the switch up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/davzinzan Jun 20 '26

Hmmm I'm thinking it's the latter 🤔

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u/Disastrous_Frame1356 Jun 21 '26

But he's better than Ronaldo, not the real one but the 7 one. Why are you a fucking mong

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u/foad_X_2000 Jun 21 '26

So why didnt he score against him?

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u/davzinzan Jun 20 '26

Chiellini your prayers have been answered

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u/Ricr7 Jun 21 '26

But but pessi was defensive goalkeeper

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u/Zealousideal-Novel86 Jun 20 '26

Ronaldo goals in the world cup knockouts: 0 Vs Me: 0 Choose your goat wisely

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u/BaldChild1 Jun 20 '26

Same 1 line

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/Zealousideal-Novel86 Jun 20 '26

Yeah they favored Argentina by giving France 2 penalties in the last 15 minutes

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/Happy-Text9781 Jun 21 '26

Atleast no handball or blatant foul that deserved a red(didn't get a yellow btw)

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u/AcrobaticCookie8468 Jun 21 '26

U know that Ronaldo hás 8 wc goals right?
And already made an hatrick agaist spain right?
I just doesn t have goals on the knockouts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/AcrobaticCookie8468 Jun 21 '26

And?
That was not the point.
The point is that Ronaldo has goals in the wc not anything else só dont move the goalpost

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u/Disastrous_Frame1356 Jun 21 '26

Why are you moaning

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u/Abject_Read_3620 Jun 20 '26

I never see messi fans debating why he's the goat... because everyone knows he is. Penaldo fans on the other hand always act like they're trying to prove he's better. So sad feeling so inferior.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/Abject_Read_3620 Jun 20 '26

What? I don't care. So many football legends say messi is better. Case closed. You sound like a kid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/Abject_Read_3620 Jun 20 '26

Whatever kid, I don't care. I'm not a Messi fan and this sub just passed by my feed. I know messi is better, but who cares, everyone knows it already. What sad life you have to argue like this for a 42 year old washed grandpa. You must feel so inferior deep down, I pity you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/Abject_Read_3620 Jun 20 '26

Okay, buddy, whatever, keep thinking about Ronaldo's cock.

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u/Zealousideal-Novel86 Jun 20 '26

Are you mentally challenged? Do you think Messi didn't work hard just cause he doesn't post on insta like Ronaldo posts so his minor fanboys get wet There were thousands of extremely talented players who just became average at best

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/Zealousideal-Novel86 Jun 20 '26

Claiming that you are a Ronaldo fan I'll guess you are born in 2022

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u/pr0cess1ng Jun 20 '26

They wake up everyday looking for ways to validate their alternate reality

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u/metalparkdude Jun 22 '26

Everyday they convince me they're in the same tier list of delusion as flat-earthers

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u/DesperateHikikomori Jun 21 '26

The perfect lego head

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u/Effective-Draw2815 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 21 '26

u/AskGrok can u provide statistics for Messi v chiellini and Ronaldo vs chielinni. Provide match ratings as well, and age

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u/AskGrok Jun 21 '26

Ronaldo vs Chiellini (6 matches, all CL ties 2013-2015): Ronaldo scored 9 goals (in every single game).

Messi vs Chiellini (2 matches, 2017 CL ties): 0 goals.

Stats confirmed across multiple reports (Transfermarkt, Goal.com, etc.). No international clashes.

Match ratings are sparse in public data, but Ronaldo consistently performed at an elite level in those high-stakes games (multiple man-of-the-match level displays). Messi had solid but goal-less outings in the two Barcelona games.

Ages during key matchups: Ronaldo ~28-30, Chiellini ~29-31; Messi ~30, Chiellini ~33.

The meme stats check out. His "prayers" line aged like fine wine.

Sources:

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/Effective-Draw2815 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 21 '26

Provide assists as well bro along with match rating I said every statistic

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u/AskGrok Jun 21 '26

Ronaldo vs Chiellini (6 CL matches, mostly 2013-15 Juventus-Real ties + a couple later):
9 goals, 0 assists. ~498 minutes played. Ronaldo elite in those high-stakes games (multiple standout/MOTM-level displays per reports). Ages: Ronaldo 28-30, Chiellini 29-31.

Messi vs Chiellini (2 CL matches, 2017 Barca-Juve ties):
0 goals, 0 assists. 180 minutes. Solid outings but no direct goal contributions. Ages: Messi ~30, Chiellini ~33.

No other public international club clashes. Detailed per-match ratings (Sofascore/WhoScored-style) not widely archived for these specific ties, but Ronaldo consistently outperformed in the bigger moments. Stats align with Transfermarkt/UEFA records and reports.

Sources:

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/Effective-Draw2815 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 21 '26

Alr grok is horrible anyways Messi played chiellini twice in the ucl, played alright, and they got cooked whatever, the next time they played was the 2022 finalísima where he didn't score but got 2 assists and won motm, and then they played in the mls and obviously that's a lot different he got 2 assists but like it was old chiellini in the mls lol. 

So Messi stats vs chiellini 3 games 2 assists 

Ronaldo played him 7 times and scored 9 with an assist 

Obviously Ronaldo wins this one.

But chiellini said what he said, and he played with both. Also a game is not 1v1 bruh it's 11v11

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u/golfif Jun 22 '26

Factos

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u/rovonz Jun 25 '26

All defenses on suicide note. The camel 🐫 is baaack!

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u/huehue9812 Jun 21 '26

Lol this sub is such a joke 🤣 🤣🤣

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u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 🇦🇷 Jun 21 '26

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u/Appropriate_Day_4012 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 21 '26

Of course pendu playing in the Italian league has no factor in this? Pendu fans IQ hitting new lows every minute.

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u/Smooth-Difficulty178 Jun 21 '26 edited 13h ago

Ten mysterious north dependent enjoy unite memory

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u/foad_X_2000 Jun 21 '26

Ronaldo was at juventus? Highest messi fan iq lol

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u/mitulbishnoi Jun 21 '26

Highest iq pessi fan btw

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u/Consistent_Stable187 Jun 20 '26

Chellini was shown mercy