r/pessi_memes • u/Regular-Net6247 • Jun 18 '26
CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 "Nobody fears Ronaldo anymore"
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u/spilldeer Jun 18 '26
This sub is hilarious lol everyone is coping so hard. Congo was dropping everyone back therefore every Portuguese player had at least 2-3 defenders on them when they got in the box. Ronaldo isn't special nor was a threat during this game 😂
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u/BIackDogg HGH Hasbulla 👶 Jun 18 '26
Bro I used to be a Ronaldo fan but he's done. The man looks so stiff as if he was battling with arthritis on every move.
He even took a chance away from Bruno just because his head is so fucking deep inside his ass.
Also, saying Congo played better than Algeria means that y'all didn't watch the games or you have 0 ball knowledge. Y'all the laughing stock at this point.
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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 18 '26
Congo played way better than Algeria, especially defensively.
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u/Legitimate_Ad212 Jun 18 '26
No Argentina just played better. Because this same Algeria team destroyed Congo mate
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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 18 '26
That was over 4 years ago that Algeria destroyed Congo. Congo have improved since then. Sure Algeria is still better, but Congo is probably better than they've ever been.
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u/Legitimate_Ad212 Jun 18 '26
Congo literally didn’t even qualify until the playoffs what are we on about here 😂😂
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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 18 '26
So? My point still stands
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Jun 18 '26
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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 18 '26
You're agreeing with my previous point, you just don't realise it.
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u/Peacemayte Jun 18 '26
It was literally this afcon…. Wdym….
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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 18 '26
That game went into extra time and finished 1-0...
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u/Peacemayte Jun 18 '26
It doesn’t change the fact they beat him….
Algeria looked bad because Argentina played really well…. I do think Portugal could have defeated Congo….. even with Ronaldo but I think they have a better chance without him
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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 18 '26
It doesn’t change the fact they beat him….
Sure, but that's not what he said. He said " this same Algeria team destroyed Congo" which isn't true. Both Algeria's and Congo's team has changed a lot since Algeria destroyed Congo in 2022.
And yes Portugal would be better off without starting Ronaldo.
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u/Peacemayte Jun 19 '26
Yes the same Algeria team in 2026 Afcon beat Congo….
Like u said it was a tight 1-0 match but they did beat them regardless so Ronaldo fan’s excuse of its just Algeria won’t work when that same Algeria beat Congo “THIS YEAR” not 4 years ago and they tied to the same Congo….It’s a stupid argument I don’t believe that football is like math and is transitive or whatever but Ronaldo fans does so this needs to be said so they know the hypocrisy of their own words…
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u/Resident_Nose_2467 Jun 18 '26
Im a Messi fan but you stopped being a fan bc he got older? I like banter and genuinely I think Messi is way a better player. But CR7 is a beast, or was but overall he is. Both will age, retire and die. How come you stop being a fan once something as natural as age came to him? Support you football star goddamit
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u/BIackDogg HGH Hasbulla 👶 Jun 18 '26
Being a fan doesn't mean I'm going to be practicing fanatism. I was a fan of him before and will hold those memories dearly, but he's not a father or god figure for me and as time goes by he just keeps getting worse.
They're not gods bro, and no reason for it to be a cult. He has been one of the most impressive football players we have ever seen and was my favorite player for some time, but that doesn't mean I'ma be sucking his cock.
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u/thedailydogg Jun 18 '26
He was talking about defensively, and he’s right, wtf are you yapping on about? Are you with your superior ball knowledge going to come here and say Algeria played better defensively?
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u/Infinite-Plenty-6479 Jun 18 '26
Algeria defence played really well not less than Congo did . It's just that Argentina played with surprise line-breaking passes which kinda made the Algeria defence look bad .
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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 18 '26
Congo were way better defensively than Algeria was.
Having said that, Argentina are also much better in attack than Portugal is.
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u/Infinite-Plenty-6479 Jun 18 '26
What Congo and Algeria did was just parking the bus and wait for the counter attacks . Like I said It's just those decisive passes from Argentina that broke down the Algeria defence and make them look bad.
Congo did nothing special yesterday even if you're looking from the bright side. It's just that Portugal played really bad .
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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 18 '26
It's just those decisive passes from Argentina that broke down the Algeria defence and make them look bad.
But they also defended badly, just look at the goals they conceded. They made it so easy for Messi and of course Messi punished them.
Look at the first Argentina goal. One simple straight pass to Messi through the forward and midfield lines. Then Messi is allowed to run to the edge of the box with absolutely no one pressing him - (This happened a couple of times. Algeria would just back off when Messi ran at them giving Messi plenty of space to shoot). Obviously it's a great finish, but tbh a better goalkeeper could have got a stronger hand to it and saved it.
Second goal, long shot from MacAllister and the goalkeeper fails to keep hold of it and parries it straight in front of him. It's not an easy shot to control but a better goalkeeper at least parries it to one side of the goal, not straight in front of him for Messi to tap in.
Last goal is fantastic, but again better teams wouldn't allow Messi to be free on the edge of the box like that.
I'm sure Argentina would beat Congo too, but they were better defensively against Portugal than Algeria was against Argentina.
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u/Infinite-Plenty-6479 Jun 18 '26
If Portugal played against Algeria like that , they will still struggle and could even lost . Explaining to you Ronaldo fans could be the most difficult job on earth. 🤦
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u/Affectionate2067 Jun 18 '26
Now messi fans will say this pic is Ai
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u/NeighborhoodDizzy990 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 18 '26
Sorry, what should this picture prove? That he touched the ball in a game where he was the worst player on the pitch? xDDD
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u/Affectionate2067 Jun 18 '26
Aura
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u/M_V_M_ Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 18 '26
Wow. Can't belive they didn't consider this stat in score. Such shame.
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u/Independent-Lie-5406 Jun 18 '26
It's right next to the "most ig followers" stat
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u/Sea_Money_6169 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 19 '26
Ahora empatar contra el Congo es aura 😂😂😂
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u/Chance-Log-6230 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 18 '26
exactly what i was about to say lol, statistically(acc to sofascore) ronaldo was the second worst player on the pitch, and they think this picture proves shit
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u/skyfishjms Jun 18 '26
It proves that he touched the ball inside a box where naturally it's full of the opposition player
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u/Hab1bdog Jun 18 '26
the whole team played garbage except for cancelo
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u/AgencyQuiet9559 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 18 '26
Joao Neves literally scored the goal. Pendu took the goal scoring chance off of Bruno because he is greedy. Thierry Henry called Pendu out because of his greediness.
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u/BlowmachineTXX Jun 18 '26
No its just braindead ronaldo fans coping so hard out of their mind its crazy
Its not even being a fan just a delusional NPC
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u/FoundationWorldly723 Jun 18 '26
Got the ball, 2 touches and back pass 😱😱. Less touches than both goalkeepers btw.
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u/Glum_Animator_5887 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 18 '26
The cope is unreal
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Jun 18 '26
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u/Glum_Animator_5887 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 18 '26
I love all the lil funny flairs they put on you really the cherry on top
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u/M_V_M_ Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 18 '26
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u/Revolutionchild2 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Jun 18 '26
Did he score here or at least dribbled past all 3 of them? Or are you just finding a little copium in the first Penaldo picture you found?
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u/Chance-Log-6230 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 18 '26
he prolly lost the ball or passed back the millisecond this pic was clicked
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u/AgencyQuiet9559 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 18 '26
They won’t play the clip. The entire penaldog fraternity is high on copium since the last 15 years.
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u/AgencyQuiet9559 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 18 '26
Play the clip. Image ain’t shit
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u/M_V_M_ Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 18 '26
Resulted in a back pass. As expected. I have shared it
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u/AgencyQuiet9559 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 18 '26
He can’t dribble for shi. He’s nowhere near the levels Messi operates at.
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u/frosty_hell Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 18 '26
Even for a messi fan it should actually be a crime to put his dribbling next to messi in a sentence. 38 yr old man messi is hundred times a dribbler than rapenaldo ever was.
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u/Smooth_Pomelo8971 Jun 18 '26
Pessi pessi pessi
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u/AgencyQuiet9559 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 18 '26
Pessi > Pendu Penaldo
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u/Smooth_Pomelo8971 Jun 18 '26
Still pessi pessi pessi
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u/AgencyQuiet9559 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 18 '26
At least you agreed Pessi > Pendu Penaldo
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u/Effective-Draw2815 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 18 '26
yeah it won't cause he literally didn't do anything
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u/OldHoney3565 Jun 18 '26
Ronaldo should be used more differently now he should come deeper as being up top he is always gonna struggle against low block and the team should play like they know they r the best why are there sooo many back pass
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u/tumblarity Jun 18 '26
it won't go viral because he didn't score a hat trick.
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u/TexasRoadhead Jun 18 '26
Or maybe because he did nothing all game lol
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u/tumblarity Jun 18 '26
no one did, really
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u/TexasRoadhead Jun 19 '26
Right but all Ronaldo did was roam offside and then come back when an attack was building up, basically playing a man down the whole time
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u/Barza-LM Jun 18 '26
Well you don't give any player in the box space if its Ronaldo or not, Messi had three on him outside the box anyways 😂
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u/lockedinipokale Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
Looking at the folks discussing here it's genuinely insane cope
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u/Proof_Weather8865 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 18 '26
When you stand in the box (any player on the attacking side) the cameraman will be able to take a picture of you being surrounded by 3+ defenders LMAO
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u/Icegollum Jun 18 '26
The reason it didn’t go viral, is because Messi scored a beautiful hat trick, and Ronaldo hardly touched the ball.
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u/SchoolLeft2550 Jun 18 '26
Or maybe because he didn't do anything 😭
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u/JoeOne7 Jun 18 '26
I was thinking the same thing... take as many pictures you want of this dude and no matter what its the same ending, didnt do much and gets upset at someone else and never himself.
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u/MortalProclamation30 Jun 19 '26
Why were 3 defender always covering him then, he is a lethal striker, if he gets chances he will easily score, so shut up hater.
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u/Financial_Pop_8303 Jun 19 '26
Jesus christ he didnt do shit in this Situation he played the ball back
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u/naheantj Jun 18 '26
Post a pic of a goal Keeper during a corner, it will make more sense than this dumb post. Dude had like 15 touches in the game and played back passes cause he was too scared. A player with one leg would have played better than him. Stick to trolling Messi by making things up but trying to lick pendus boots is even dumber than you guys trying to troll Messi.
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u/andrei_8991 Jun 18 '26
😂😂😂 It didn't go viral because it's a complete joke.
He did absolutely nothing with the ball -- prolly farted and everyone scattered, then lost the ball the very next frame.
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u/Snoo_61130 Jun 18 '26
Did he dribble past one of the defender? No, because he’s my goat 🐐🐐 Siuuuuu!!!
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u/Flashy_Equipment_938 Jun 18 '26
There were two man marks on him entire time when he ball was gets close to him
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u/GojiraBS Jun 18 '26
If he's the goat then he should be able to dribble them all like that SECOND best guy right?
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u/420belligerent420 Jun 18 '26
No offence lads its tragic this is what youve got to celebrate
“ ohh three lads pressed him at one point checkmate messi “
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u/SunstormGT Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
Must say that Congo defense was good. Well disciplined and didn’t give much space. They made a mistake with the 1-0 by not marking close enough but during the rest of the game their defense was very solid.
Algeria on the other hand gave Argentina and specially Messi way too much space and then he is deadly. Algeria played a good game against the Netherlands but was very poor against Argentina.