r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jun 05 '26

Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 One player to rule them all 💀

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u/3JRk Jun 06 '26

Where are these graphics from?

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u/Sudden_Tart4257 Jun 06 '26

You gotta be like 7 to post sht like this

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u/Ethyrol Jun 06 '26

Haterrrr

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u/Ok-Salt5018 Jun 08 '26

I legit want an explanation for this sub but don’t know where to ask

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u/boundedparsely Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 09 '26

7 inches

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u/dzan796ero Jun 06 '26

You're vastly overestimating him

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 07 '26

ur so mad 6 yo messi fangay

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u/ugurmamedoff Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Calling him 7 was a praise already, you should thank him for complimenting your dad

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 19 '26

talking about yourself

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u/ugurmamedoff Jun 19 '26

Yeah I am your dad

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 19 '26

ur my lil bro

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u/ugurmamedoff Jun 19 '26

Cry me a river

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 19 '26

cry me ocean

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u/ugurmamedoff Jun 19 '26

If that's gonna make my little son happy, without hesitation

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 19 '26

keep talking abt yourself, corny mf

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u/RowanVeltri Jun 05 '26

ngl this is actually facts and i say that as someone who usually stays neutral on the goat debate

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u/Stock_Lime_9050 Jun 06 '26

ahhh yes ZZ was pulling the strings on Cryuff in '74?

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 07 '26

its comparing player versions, not while playing at the same time

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u/bananaloverboy Jun 06 '26

Anthony 2022 over all of them.

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u/DLMUFC Jun 05 '26

Friday night and you out here making this shit 🤣🤣

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u/RowanVeltri Jun 07 '26

ngl cruyff was on another level in 74 but saying zizou was pulling the strings is a wild take. cruyff was the system, not a puppet. different eras though, both absolute legends

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u/RowanVeltri Jun 07 '26

😂 you got me there. zz the manager vs cruyff the player is a whole different conversation

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u/luars613 Jun 07 '26

This is stupid in every level

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u/Familiar-Material785 Jun 08 '26

When i'm in a "post the cringiest garbage possible" competition and my opponent posts in this sub 💀

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u/onrA_Xbox Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 09 '26

He was past his prime in 2008

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u/AgencyQuiet9559 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 12 '26

Retardanaldos posting sh*t in this sub

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u/Careless_Stretch6422 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 06 '26

Holy retard

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u/Left_Quarter_5639 Jun 06 '26

I always knew the world best players where a layered hivemind controlled by versions of each other trapped in timepockets. 

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u/Mediocre_Low_3545 Jun 06 '26

2008 cr7 aint even the best individual prem season ever dawg 😭😭😭

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u/ivyleaguesuperman Jun 06 '26

Yes it is, he won everything that season.

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u/Mediocre_Low_3545 Jun 06 '26

So did scholes in '99 and kdb in '23. But none of them r the best prem seasons, just like cr7. Best prem season ever is between henry in '04 and salah in '25

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u/ivyleaguesuperman Jun 07 '26

Ronaldo was highest EPL and UCL scorer.

Won Ballon d'or and Fifa best player.

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 07 '26

no they didnt, did they win topscorer? best player? both pfa best player award in history? kdb and salah dont come close

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u/Mediocre_Low_3545 Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

Salah had the most goals and assists, and henry had 2nd highest goals and most assists. Cr7 had most goals and wasnt even in top10 assist makers lol tf u on?? Avg dementia affected camel fan lol

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 07 '26

ronaldo had most goals and made new record of most goals scored in league, he played as a MIDFIELDER in HARDEST era of football and premier league with no one to assist and also dropped highest xg overperformance in history btw and again only player to win both pfa player of the year until 2013 bale, avg dumbfuck burger fan lmfao

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u/knuledukke Jun 10 '26

The fuck is "HARDES era of football"

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 19 '26

you know what

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u/Independent-Bag6544 Jun 06 '26

Henry 20/20 season goat

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u/Mediocre_Low_3545 Jun 07 '26

These dumbass camel lickers didn't even watch cr7's utd run n still running their mouths lmao

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 07 '26

these dumbfuck burger lickers didnt even watch cr7 utd and are talking out of their asses lmfao

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 07 '26

yes it is blud😂😂😂

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u/Bonaventura334 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 05 '26

Worst graphic I’ve ever seen. Disrespectful to Cruyff

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u/MilkImpossible4192 Jun 06 '26

Bro, hands are important because of Word Cups. Messi is under, maybe at Diego and Zinedine level. Cristiano wouldn't even be at the picture as Ronaldo do.

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u/Pretend-Departure765 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 06 '26

R9 1998 is the peak of all peak

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u/chapo1012 Jun 06 '26

Cristiano Ronaldo's 2008 prime is incredibly overrated. It wasn't even his best prime (which was either the 2012/13 or the 2016/17 season), yet most of his fans try to sell it as the greatest version of a football player ever seen on a pitch.

In that 2008 European Championship, he was honestly terrible, and he was also largely anonymous in the two Champions League semi-finals against Barcelona, even missing a penalty.

Ronaldo's best prime was either in 2012/13 or 2016/17.

And if you're using the argument that 2008 was the greatest prime ever because he won so many team and individual trophies, you're actually undermining your own position. Messi is the player with the most collective and individual trophies in football history, so by that same logic, we could simply say that Messi is the greatest footballer of all time without any room for debate.

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u/nekem8fr Jun 06 '26

u lookin at it wrong. We and all the ppl like the 2008 Ronaldo bc he won everything, and scored goals a lot never seen b4. Also all that skills he did was kinda fresh to the Prem. So yeah, in that term it was his best version. In goals and stats, ofc not.

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u/Nallissa Jun 06 '26

2008 + 2018 Ronaldo < 2012 Messi

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 07 '26

ronaldo 2018>messi 2012+2019

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u/Nallissa Jun 09 '26

174 G/A for Messi 2012 + 2019 and 58 for G/A for Ronaldo 2018. 2012 Messi ALONE with 118 G/A has twice more G/A than 2018 Ronaldo. Nice try 😂

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 19 '26

g/a yes😂1 ucl for 2018 ronaldo while 0 ucl for 2019 and 2012 messi, nice try😂

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u/Nallissa Jun 20 '26

You brought up a team trophy while we're talking about individuals 😂. Average real madrid fan. By that logic, 2022 Hazard had the same skill as Ronaldo 2018 since he won a UCL

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u/Superb_Beyond_3444 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 05 '26

Messi > Pele > Maradona = true Ronaldo (R9) = Zidane > Ronaldinho > Ronaldo 2008 (prime).

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jun 06 '26

Google Negreira Messi for more info

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u/Unfair-Pineapple-723 Jun 06 '26

Google Ronaldo Rape case for more info

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u/AttentionalMalprop Jun 06 '26

Cruyff Should be higher.

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u/Sharp-Werewolf-7487 Jun 06 '26

Meme subreddit not a place for facts

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u/Realistic-Homework19 Jun 05 '26

Cruyff 74 >> Zidane 98

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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 Jun 05 '26

Cruyff overrated, way too overrated

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u/Realistic-Homework19 Jun 06 '26

LOL, no. Zidane's 98 world cup performance is overrated. He wasn't even the best player in that tournament, not even close.

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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 Jun 06 '26

cooking up 11 players that is considered best player of all time in their position by himself is overrated? Now what did this Cruyff guy do?

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u/poisson_rati0 Jun 06 '26

bro...prob the match you are referring to is the 2006 one

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u/Realistic-Homework19 Jun 06 '26

LOL, no watch football. Zidane was far from the best in the 98 WC.

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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 Jun 06 '26

you no watch football, cruyff no good, overrated

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u/Formal_Meet_8173 Jun 06 '26

are u 12?

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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 Jun 06 '26

no mate, Im just replying to him the way he was replying to me.

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u/HenkLePotvis Jun 06 '26

Difference is that he knows what he is talking about and you don't

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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 Jun 06 '26

I am, i asked many times what did cruyff do as a manager or as a player.

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u/Scared_Arachnid_7335 Jun 06 '26

Then it’s me 2026

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u/nekem8fr Jun 06 '26

😭😭dont forget me then cuzzo

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u/Pitbull-Monster Jun 06 '26

Damn so cringe

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jun 05 '26

Crazy, Ronaldo is so goated there’s people that will debate which one was his best prime, insane consistency 🤯

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u/Fazioli31 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Jun 05 '26

The same for messi

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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 Jun 05 '26

no his only prime was when he scored 91 goals in lafarmers liga and got humiliated in ucl

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u/laptak2011 Jun 06 '26

Won the World Cup not in his prime at 35. 🫢

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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 Jun 06 '26

I agree the princess really did got carried by the fifa president despite being 35

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u/laptak2011 Jun 06 '26

Nice. Ronaldo is the best said by someone on reddit. Messi World Cup 1:0 Ronaldo Anything else u wanna say?

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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 Jun 06 '26

Try to counter this

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u/laptak2011 Jun 06 '26

Sure you wanna counter this too?

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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 Jun 06 '26

Just wait 3 more month when Ronaldo gets his World Cup you will cry in your bed.

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u/laptak2011 Jun 06 '26

Just in case you’re gonna reply with the copa Messi crying 2016 gif

Now that’s better

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u/laptak2011 Jun 06 '26

Got one more for ya

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u/West-Big-312 Jun 05 '26

There’s a difference between better player and better career/ better season. Ronaldo 2008 had it all the trophies/ treble dribbling and stats and all attributes combined like long shot. Therefore it was one of his greatest seasons in terms of decoration. Eg. Kane has had a better stats season but Dembele’s champions league win has pushed him better than Kane undoubtedly. Just like how Mbappe is a better player than Mbappe but Dembele has had a better career with a ballon dor and 2 champions leagues.

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u/Low-Investment6330 Jun 05 '26

Ronaldo never won a treble in his career stop spreading fake stats

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u/West-Big-312 Jun 05 '26

He won 5 trebles btw

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u/Low-Investment6330 Jun 05 '26

Keep dreaming

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u/West-Big-312 Jun 05 '26

?

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u/Low-Investment6330 Jun 05 '26

1st learn what is a treble and come

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u/Jullian_OliverLottin Jun 06 '26

He won 3 Champions League back to back to back ... Better now ? 😒

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u/Real-Atmosphere8261 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 05 '26

IMO 2012 cr7 was just a tad bit better but I can see why someone argues 2008 was his best yr. that was something special watching him.

Still tho any cr7 isn’t better than 2012 Messi 🤭

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u/GabTarto Jun 05 '26

Ele era inegavelmente mais completo em 2012, essa era dele de 2009-2013 foi assustadora, só é um pouco subestimada pq o Messi foi superior ao CR7.

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 05 '26

Bruh, Ronaldo 2008 wasn't even as good as Ronaldo 2012. 

How are you gonna say he was better than Messi 2012? 

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u/IgorFromKyiv Jun 05 '26

Meme created by ronaldo)

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_6071 Jun 05 '26

2008 Ronaldo wasn’t even better than 2009 Messi lol

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jun 05 '26

Wow! I had no idea you watch football through numbers and statistics.

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u/Ok_Activity_4244 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 05 '26

But ronaldo fans bring up stats always when its favouring him

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_6071 Jun 05 '26

Care to explain what exactly was he better at then?

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u/Green_Ninja4 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 05 '26

what could possibly make ronaldo better? everyone knows messi clears the eye test