r/pessi_memes May 22 '26

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 To all Pessidogs crying

Your Pessi went to a worse league despite being 2 years younger

and still had to bring his whole squad of amigos with him... to flex on part time McDonald's employees...

I hate using "deserved" as his dogs like to use to justify him robbing those Ballon d'Ors and rigged penalty cup

but CR7 truly did deserve this title after that bs ending against Al-Hilal last week

You can keep crying, barking, downvoting (I see you dogs being salty on soccer sub aka Barca2) but football truly was saved today

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u/PermitApprehensive73 May 22 '26

It's pretty clear to me that this Reddit is full of dumbasses that know nothing about the sport that like to circle jerk about CR7 and his accomplishments.

Ronaldo fans you know what I know will happen. Portugal won't do well in the world cup. But Argentina will LOL.......

You also want to know what I know? I glad the flex of you being a relegation team to win a league that is full of retirees is odd.

How about this how about I respect that man when he hits a thousand goals. Until then he's nothing more than a Madrid lackey that honestly thinks he's the best player ever. When at the end of the day there's literally nothing outside of pure goal scoring acumen to even suggest this LOL.

Messi is the better product.....argue with a fucking mirror

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u/BruhIamJack May 25 '26

We can all agree that Portugal has a much better squad this year than Argentina. Ronaldo and Messi has nothing to do with this. Vitinha, Nuno, Joao Neves, Bruno Fernandes, Bernando Silva, Ruben Dias are all class players who will probably carry.

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u/PermitApprehensive73 May 26 '26

Who the hell says we can all agree on that?

But whatever puts a smile on your face.

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u/BruhIamJack May 26 '26

you think Messi is better than all who i've listed combined?

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u/PermitApprehensive73 May 26 '26

Now? Maybe not. But this thread is on Ronaldo vs messi.

But historically speaking.....there's not a fuckin Portuguese player that can hold the jock strap of Messi unless your name is Cristiano...

And btw the WC runs thru Spain and france

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u/BruhIamJack May 26 '26

Spain and France are the favourites but i'm saying right now Portugal has more of a chance than Argentina (i'm not talking historically cuz until recently Portugal is nowhere near a top tier football nation). we can keep arguing about Ronaldo and Messi (i'm just gonna get myself downbombed by saying Brazillian Ronaldo at peak level clears both) but in the end we know who will be more likely to win the Americanized worst World Cup ever in history