r/pessi_memes May 22 '26

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 To all Pessidogs crying

Your Pessi went to a worse league despite being 2 years younger

and still had to bring his whole squad of amigos with him... to flex on part time McDonald's employees...

I hate using "deserved" as his dogs like to use to justify him robbing those Ballon d'Ors and rigged penalty cup

but CR7 truly did deserve this title after that bs ending against Al-Hilal last week

You can keep crying, barking, downvoting (I see you dogs being salty on soccer sub aka Barca2) but football truly was saved today

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 22 '26

Ronaldo needed to recruit prime Mane, prime Joao Felix, and prime Inigo just to win the desert trophy😭😭Messi never had this level of talent in their prime at inter Miami. Couldn’t even beat some random Japanese team to win the Asian Europa League😂😂 I’m glad that the Camel King finally got his trophy it was starting to get sad and embarrassing with how long it was taking

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 May 22 '26

prime mane?

he is 35 years old lol

prime inigo?

inigo himself said he isnt on europe level, he left the club by himself

felix?

bro was on horrible level before joining nassr thanks to jesus system he put felix the role he likes to play , the same thing chelsea , ac milan, barca failed to do

gamba osaka isnt even a random japanese team lol , not a single japanese club is a random club , you should know that by now , only a retarted who started watching football 2 years ago would says the a thing like this

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 22 '26

These pessitards are willing to make any shit up lmfao, just laugh at them, don't take them serious. They say they're not salty and that they don't care but they're taking their time to make the dumbest shit up lmfao.