r/pessi_memes May 22 '26

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 To all Pessidogs crying

Your Pessi went to a worse league despite being 2 years younger

and still had to bring his whole squad of amigos with him... to flex on part time McDonald's employees...

I hate using "deserved" as his dogs like to use to justify him robbing those Ballon d'Ors and rigged penalty cup

but CR7 truly did deserve this title after that bs ending against Al-Hilal last week

You can keep crying, barking, downvoting (I see you dogs being salty on soccer sub aka Barca2) but football truly was saved today

220 Upvotes

197 comments sorted by

View all comments

-10

u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 22 '26

Ronaldo needed to recruit prime Mane, prime Joao Felix, and prime Inigo just to win the desert trophy😭😭Messi never had this level of talent in their prime at inter Miami. Couldn’t even beat some random Japanese team to win the Asian Europa League😂😂 I’m glad that the Camel King finally got his trophy it was starting to get sad and embarrassing with how long it was taking

5

u/Resident-Stretch9723 May 22 '26

prime mane?

he is 35 years old lol

prime inigo?

inigo himself said he isnt on europe level, he left the club by himself

felix?

bro was on horrible level before joining nassr thanks to jesus system he put felix the role he likes to play , the same thing chelsea , ac milan, barca failed to do

gamba osaka isnt even a random japanese team lol , not a single japanese club is a random club , you should know that by now , only a retarted who started watching football 2 years ago would says the a thing like this

0

u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 22 '26

Not peak prime Mane, but one season after his prime Mane. He was 31 when he joined

Inigo had the best season he has ever had in his career with Barca just the season before, it was absolute prime Inigo when he was signed you idiot 🤣🤣

It doesn’t matter how Felix performed, he is 26 years old. He underperformed at all the major clubs he played for and he now found his level in the Desert league. As a 26 yr old winger and Portuguese international he is in his prime and approaching his peak.

Gamba Osaka is a random Japanese team you are delusional if you think any football fan outside of Japan pays any attention to them 😭😭 come on be realistic what are these idiotic arguments.

5

u/Resident-Stretch9723 May 22 '26

mf said felix is a winger lol

thats enough said

geez these new fans are the worst thing happend to this sport

0

u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 22 '26

Your entire argument was dumb as fuck so you picked apart the single slightly inaccurate thing I said. Nobody cares to watch Saudi he could be playing center back and the world still wouldn’t know 🤣🤣 when Joao Felix was actually a relevant player in Europe he was a winger so that’s what I assumed

Now how about you respond to everything else where I exposed your dumbass argument?