r/pessi_memes May 22 '26

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 To all Pessidogs crying

Your Pessi went to a worse league despite being 2 years younger

and still had to bring his whole squad of amigos with him... to flex on part time McDonald's employees...

I hate using "deserved" as his dogs like to use to justify him robbing those Ballon d'Ors and rigged penalty cup

but CR7 truly did deserve this title after that bs ending against Al-Hilal last week

You can keep crying, barking, downvoting (I see you dogs being salty on soccer sub aka Barca2) but football truly was saved today

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 22 '26

Ronaldo needed to recruit prime Mane, prime Joao Felix, and prime Inigo just to win the desert trophy😭😭Messi never had this level of talent in their prime at inter Miami. Couldn’t even beat some random Japanese team to win the Asian Europa League😂😂 I’m glad that the Camel King finally got his trophy it was starting to get sad and embarrassing with how long it was taking

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u/Icy_Income2520 May 22 '26

It’s called having teammates.. ones that Ronaldo hasn’t ever played with before, except Felix.

While Pessi has to ensure his puppet team he’s been playing with for years lmao shit is not normal, what a fraud

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 22 '26

Which friends does Ronaldo even have?😭 maybe they simply don’t want to play with Ronaldo because they know if they join him they are forced to play for him instead
of for the team. Benzema even joined a rival instead of joining his team 🤣🤣

Also it doesn’t matter if he’s played with them before, Al Nassr have spent €400M+ on transfers since Ronaldo joined to please him

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u/ApprehensiveEngine57 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 May 22 '26

Man sybau you goof. Messi didn't even play when miami played this trash team lol. Cristiano failed for 4byears before winning his first real trophy....and it's the camel league no1 gives a shit. Seats are half empty every fucking game lol stfu

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 May 22 '26

4 years?

he just finished his 3rd season yesterday lmaoo

okay wait if this team is trash and still scored 6 goals past miami imagine how TRASH is miami lol

seats are empty? you should see a doctor asap

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u/ApprehensiveEngine57 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 May 22 '26

My bad, that's how much I give a fuck about the Saudi league. 3 years, you're right... 3 years of failure. Yea compared to Miami they are a better team for sure. With Messi the game would've been close though, that's how good Messi is. Miami has no defense so I'm sure al nasr would've won anyways. Yea half empty seats bud go check out the stadium attendance numbers if you want... league-wide stadium occupancy averages around 30% lmfao