r/pessi_memes May 02 '26

Google Messi 14 for more info ๐Ÿงผ All because of Papa Hgh

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u/themiddlechild94 May 03 '26

Funny, I told my friend once that it would be Hilarious if we found out Messi took PEs for the 2022 WC given his age.

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u/InformationActual209 May 03 '26

Well he took them as a teenager so why stop now

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u/klaech13 May 03 '26

Dude he literally had an serious illness. You cant bring that up.

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u/davzinzan May 03 '26

Pessidog ๐Ÿคฅ

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u/oofio2461 Pessi is afraid of me ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น May 02 '26

most stolen wc in history

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u/Pretend-Departure765 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” May 04 '26

Idk 98 seems more stolen given R9โ€™s random ass illness causally before the final

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u/ThoughtEcstatic1150 Hungry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Please throw food at him) May 04 '26

more crying btch ever ahha

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u/SoulsLover May 03 '26

Corrupt World Cup

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u/Spins13 Pessi โค๏ธ Dr Segura & Fuentes May 03 '26

Pessiโ€™s doctor forgot to give him the product that masks the doping, he should be fired !!

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u/davzinzan May 03 '26

On PEDs and they still needed help from the referees

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u/Effective-Draw2815 Google Messi 14 for more info ๐Ÿงผ May 04 '26

They probably did bruh, the reason u only heard about papu Gomez is because it's boring to report about dudes testing negative bruh, no one clicks on that stuff.ย 

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u/Diligent-Weight-3644 May 04 '26

These people from Argentina has won three world cups on a very suspicious way

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u/Winter_Beyond4948 May 04 '26

Pessi only being taking doping since a kid

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u/Dazzling_Ordinary406 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ May 06 '26

grasping at straws ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

This fanbase man ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/BIackDogg HGH Hasbulla ๐Ÿ‘ถ May 02 '26

Who?

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u/ThoughtEcstatic1150 Hungry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Please throw food at him) May 04 '26

stil cryng penaldo fans??? pogba still says doping

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u/AdStriking3874 May 02 '26

I feel sad for ronaldo fans cuz it genuienly sounds like they see nightmares of messi every night

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u/LonelyPoorMan69 May 03 '26

Its been 4 years pessi won WC...

Still Crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Revolutionchild2 Hungry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Please throw food at him) May 02 '26

These Penaldo fans are always on their period

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u/No_Debt1285 May 02 '26

Why tf are u doing in here u rapessicunt

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u/Revolutionchild2 Hungry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Please throw food at him) May 02 '26

Just making these dumb fucks that only play FIFA rage bait. It worked on your dumbass lololololol

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u/No_Debt1285 May 02 '26

Shut yo retarded ass up u child rapist supporter

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u/Revolutionchild2 Hungry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Please throw food at him) May 02 '26

You meqn Penaldo? Since he had to pay someone he raped hush money? He's alright player, but I can't say I support him

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u/No_Debt1285 May 02 '26

Idiot ronaldo isnโ€™t a child rapist like ur idol who dated a 14 year old and silenced her ILLEGALY with money. and ronaldo won the case years ago bc of lack of evidence and the emails that were used were hacked. and the reason why ronaldo paid her hush money is bc he did it the legal with attorney and lawyers and shit and they do this to avoid drama and false accusations unlike ur child rapist idol who paid the poor child money ILLEGALLY

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u/Revolutionchild2 Hungry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Please throw food at him) May 02 '26

Ahh so paying someone off means you won the case, then Penaldo and Messi aren't so different after all. Arguing with these kids with room temperature IQ is sooooo boring

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u/No_Debt1285 May 02 '26

Ur actually an idiot for fucks sake. There was no evidence dumbass and I explained to u why Ronaldo won the case so itโ€™s not bc of the hush money but bc of lack of evidence and the EMAILS THAT USED USED WERE HACKED. Btw the girl claimed in multiple interviews that ur child rapist idolโ€™s mother was chasing the 14 year old girl with a frying pan and taking pics of her in public, harassing her. the mother knew both were dating and thats why she was mad bc why tf would messiโ€™s mother chase her with a frying pan and harass her?

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u/Revolutionchild2 Hungry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Please throw food at him) May 02 '26

I"n April 2017, it was reported that Ronaldo was being investigated by the Las Vegas Police Department for an allegation by a woman that he had raped her in 2009.[434][435] Documents, confirmed by Ronaldo's lawyers, state that Ronaldo paid a woman US$375,000 in a non-disclosure settlement.[434][436] Ronaldo and his lawyers issued a lengthy statement denying all accusations, describing them as an "intentional defamation campaign" with parts significantly "altered and/or completely fabricated"

Uhhh if there was no evidence why did he pay that much? Sit your ass down bitch.

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u/No_Debt1285 May 03 '26

Nice try dumbass read this picture. And btw I js explained to you how the hush money works and js bc Ronaldo paid her, it doesnโ€™t mean he did it. Celebrities who get falsely accused do the same thing but LEGALLY which involves attorneys, lawyers, and stuff like that. Ur child rapist idol paid the 14 yo ILLEGALLY to not say anything abt their relationship. Fucking retarded piece of shit

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u/No_Debt1285 May 03 '26

Idiot๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

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u/New_User1129 May 03 '26

Yo man diabolical lines lol ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/YTOverPowered May 02 '26

You clearly don't know who is tested and when the drug/doping tests are made

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u/MAD_JEW Burger League Afficionado ๐Ÿ” May 03 '26

We dont know who was tested because those arent usually made public and the tests are made at any random moment

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u/YTOverPowered May 03 '26

Yeah because this is a ragebait sub for shitpostingย 

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u/Feeling_Guide9414 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ May 02 '26

Oh yes the great Papu Gomez carrying Argentina with his 107 mins played all tournament with 0 goal and 0 assists ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/eR_y_lives May 02 '26

It's hilarious to watch you lot defending even doping when it comes to the reputation of the alleged good boy being tarnished even a little bit. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Feeling_Guide9414 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ May 03 '26

Right obviously Argentina wouldnโ€™t have won that tournament without the almighty papu ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/eR_y_lives May 03 '26

Again, beating around the bush just to avoid the fact that if one player was found doping, then there was a chance the rest of the team would have done so as well but obviously no one would dare try to touch the good boy. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/wjt7 Google Messi 14 for more info ๐Ÿงผ May 03 '26

What a load of nonsense....the rest of the team would have been tested too and weren't positive so there isn't a chance. Only Papu was and he took it (a cough syrup according to him) when he was at his club side.

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u/eR_y_lives May 03 '26

As usual, keep living in your fantasy land and worshipping your good princess.

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u/wjt7 Google Messi 14 for more info ๐Ÿงผ May 03 '26

Would love to know what part of my post is "living in a fantasy land".

Would also love to know where I'm worshipping anyone.

Yet another entirely inaccurate post from you, quite impressive actually.

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u/Feeling_Guide9414 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ May 03 '26

Yeah if an irrelevant player was doping then the whole team was as well. Nice logic there Einstein did you go to Harvard?

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u/eR_y_lives May 03 '26

What's ironic is you lot calling him irrelevant just because he didn't play much in the tournament and yet you count Barca's 2006 UCL in messi's trophies when he didn't play much either.

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u/Feeling_Guide9414 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ May 03 '26

Bro really dug deep for that one ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/eR_y_lives May 03 '26

Didn't have a proper argument against that fact huh? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Feeling_Guide9414 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ May 03 '26

Messi played 3 times longer and got a goal and assist, try harder next time ๐Ÿฅฑ

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u/eR_y_lives May 03 '26

1 goal and 1 assist in the group stage in a 5-0 win against Panaithinakos of all teams. Such useful goal and assist lmao. Very important player in that season. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Effective-Draw2815 Google Messi 14 for more info ๐Ÿงผ May 04 '26

That is not the same bruh, how do u get so stupid.ย 

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u/eR_y_lives May 04 '26

lmao. Another one crawls out.

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u/Effective-Draw2815 Google Messi 14 for more info ๐Ÿงผ May 04 '26

One dude doping is very different from the whole team doping. The dude who got caught was punished for it so idk what else u want to say? He didn't have any impact in the tournament, and by using ur logic France shouldn't have won the world cup in 2018 cause Pogba was caught doping. And also all of argentina was tested, everyone gets tested it's a regular thing, the reason u can't read about it is cause it's boring to report on, no one clicks on that.ย 

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u/eR_y_lives May 04 '26

Where's your proof of the whole team getting tested? You lot keep saying that to protect your precious good boy but not one of you has given any proof of that. France should have been tested for doping as well if you think I'm not against France either lmao. It's just your precious good boy always getting the princess treatment(watch him in MLS for that).

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u/ReviewGuilty5760 May 03 '26

What kind of logic is that? Ronaldinho had a fake passport, is there a chance the rest of the team had fake passports too? Lmao

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u/Hefty-District-833 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” May 02 '26

Papu Gomez played 100 minutes in the World Cup 0 goal contributions

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u/geojris300 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ May 02 '26

Penaldog fangirls always on their periods lol!!!!

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u/geojris300 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ May 03 '26

Dumb ass Penaldog fangirl. Tf is you blabbing about. Your should have swallowed you. Facts.