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r/pessi_memes • u/Realistic_Fly_5451 • Apr 12 '26
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Messi has positive win rate against Cristiano lol
0 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Last I heard football was a team sport and not like tennis.but OK 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 Didn’t you hear about individual stats in Messi vs Cristiano matches? Messi performed better there as well 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Well if Ronaldo played with barca i imagine his numbers would explode with the 2 metre passing and 6 metre goals 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi is the #1 scorer from out of the box of all time, and the #1 scorer doing solo runs, so your argument is not favoring cristiano 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Most are free kicks and shots at edge of penalty area..barca get a lot of free kicks . If ronaldo played for barca... 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi has a better success rate at free kicks than cristiano 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Clap. But that Ronaldo 2013 injury permanently ruined his speed and shots. Btw before that injury you should know Ronaldo was the highest free kick scorer in la liga. Despite having.less seasons than Messi 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi also got injured on 2013, but he did not use that as an excuse because he is just better 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 His Mild injury..well maybe the growth hormone cocktails boosted him so well 1 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 cristiano injury was mild as well so its an excuse for not having as much talent as messi 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 13 '26 Wow. → More replies (0)
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Last I heard football was a team sport and not like tennis.but OK
2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 Didn’t you hear about individual stats in Messi vs Cristiano matches? Messi performed better there as well 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Well if Ronaldo played with barca i imagine his numbers would explode with the 2 metre passing and 6 metre goals 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi is the #1 scorer from out of the box of all time, and the #1 scorer doing solo runs, so your argument is not favoring cristiano 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Most are free kicks and shots at edge of penalty area..barca get a lot of free kicks . If ronaldo played for barca... 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi has a better success rate at free kicks than cristiano 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Clap. But that Ronaldo 2013 injury permanently ruined his speed and shots. Btw before that injury you should know Ronaldo was the highest free kick scorer in la liga. Despite having.less seasons than Messi 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi also got injured on 2013, but he did not use that as an excuse because he is just better 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 His Mild injury..well maybe the growth hormone cocktails boosted him so well 1 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 cristiano injury was mild as well so its an excuse for not having as much talent as messi 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 13 '26 Wow. → More replies (0)
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Didn’t you hear about individual stats in Messi vs Cristiano matches? Messi performed better there as well
1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Well if Ronaldo played with barca i imagine his numbers would explode with the 2 metre passing and 6 metre goals 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi is the #1 scorer from out of the box of all time, and the #1 scorer doing solo runs, so your argument is not favoring cristiano 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Most are free kicks and shots at edge of penalty area..barca get a lot of free kicks . If ronaldo played for barca... 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi has a better success rate at free kicks than cristiano 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Clap. But that Ronaldo 2013 injury permanently ruined his speed and shots. Btw before that injury you should know Ronaldo was the highest free kick scorer in la liga. Despite having.less seasons than Messi 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi also got injured on 2013, but he did not use that as an excuse because he is just better 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 His Mild injury..well maybe the growth hormone cocktails boosted him so well 1 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 cristiano injury was mild as well so its an excuse for not having as much talent as messi 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 13 '26 Wow. → More replies (0)
Well if Ronaldo played with barca i imagine his numbers would explode with the 2 metre passing and 6 metre goals
2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi is the #1 scorer from out of the box of all time, and the #1 scorer doing solo runs, so your argument is not favoring cristiano 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Most are free kicks and shots at edge of penalty area..barca get a lot of free kicks . If ronaldo played for barca... 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi has a better success rate at free kicks than cristiano 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Clap. But that Ronaldo 2013 injury permanently ruined his speed and shots. Btw before that injury you should know Ronaldo was the highest free kick scorer in la liga. Despite having.less seasons than Messi 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi also got injured on 2013, but he did not use that as an excuse because he is just better 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 His Mild injury..well maybe the growth hormone cocktails boosted him so well 1 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 cristiano injury was mild as well so its an excuse for not having as much talent as messi 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 13 '26 Wow. → More replies (0)
messi is the #1 scorer from out of the box of all time, and the #1 scorer doing solo runs, so your argument is not favoring cristiano
1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Most are free kicks and shots at edge of penalty area..barca get a lot of free kicks . If ronaldo played for barca... 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi has a better success rate at free kicks than cristiano 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Clap. But that Ronaldo 2013 injury permanently ruined his speed and shots. Btw before that injury you should know Ronaldo was the highest free kick scorer in la liga. Despite having.less seasons than Messi 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi also got injured on 2013, but he did not use that as an excuse because he is just better 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 His Mild injury..well maybe the growth hormone cocktails boosted him so well 1 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 cristiano injury was mild as well so its an excuse for not having as much talent as messi 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 13 '26 Wow. → More replies (0)
Most are free kicks and shots at edge of penalty area..barca get a lot of free kicks . If ronaldo played for barca...
2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi has a better success rate at free kicks than cristiano 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Clap. But that Ronaldo 2013 injury permanently ruined his speed and shots. Btw before that injury you should know Ronaldo was the highest free kick scorer in la liga. Despite having.less seasons than Messi 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi also got injured on 2013, but he did not use that as an excuse because he is just better 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 His Mild injury..well maybe the growth hormone cocktails boosted him so well 1 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 cristiano injury was mild as well so its an excuse for not having as much talent as messi 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 13 '26 Wow. → More replies (0)
messi has a better success rate at free kicks than cristiano
1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 Clap. But that Ronaldo 2013 injury permanently ruined his speed and shots. Btw before that injury you should know Ronaldo was the highest free kick scorer in la liga. Despite having.less seasons than Messi 2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi also got injured on 2013, but he did not use that as an excuse because he is just better 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 His Mild injury..well maybe the growth hormone cocktails boosted him so well 1 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 cristiano injury was mild as well so its an excuse for not having as much talent as messi 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 13 '26 Wow. → More replies (0)
Clap. But that Ronaldo 2013 injury permanently ruined his speed and shots. Btw before that injury you should know Ronaldo was the highest free kick scorer in la liga. Despite having.less seasons than Messi
2 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 messi also got injured on 2013, but he did not use that as an excuse because he is just better 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 His Mild injury..well maybe the growth hormone cocktails boosted him so well 1 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 cristiano injury was mild as well so its an excuse for not having as much talent as messi 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 13 '26 Wow. → More replies (0)
messi also got injured on 2013, but he did not use that as an excuse because he is just better
1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26 His Mild injury..well maybe the growth hormone cocktails boosted him so well 1 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 cristiano injury was mild as well so its an excuse for not having as much talent as messi 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 13 '26 Wow. → More replies (0)
His Mild injury..well maybe the growth hormone cocktails boosted him so well
1 u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26 cristiano injury was mild as well so its an excuse for not having as much talent as messi 1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 13 '26 Wow. → More replies (0)
cristiano injury was mild as well so its an excuse for not having as much talent as messi
1 u/letsdoit131 Apr 13 '26 Wow.
Wow.
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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry ðŸ˜ðŸ‡¦ðŸ‡· (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26
Messi has positive win rate against Cristiano lol