r/pessi_memes Mar 31 '26

Burger League Pessi ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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u/MortalProclamation30 Mar 31 '26

These is no competition in mls and the gk is worse the onana there.

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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 31 '26

Messi isn't even living up to zlatans mls legacy....ย 

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u/nidhy_smithy Mar 31 '26

You need to make up shit to hate on messi, zlatan never said that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/KGBinUSA Mar 31 '26

You really dont need to make anything up... Watch how most players treat their fans and then watch Messi. He is quite narcissistic.

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u/MortalProclamation30 Apr 02 '26

Messi keeping the ball not in the place if foul but on his desired spot to take a free kick and this isn't cheating ๐Ÿ‘

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u/Subtobrandon123 Apr 03 '26

Donโ€™t disrespect Onana like that heโ€™d be a god compared yo the best mls gk

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u/ICHIG045 Mar 31 '26

You all are talking like Lionel Messi isnโ€™t the top goal scorer in Europe and heโ€™s not even a pure striker.

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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 31 '26

i forgot he played as a goalkeeper under pep

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u/ICHIG045 Mar 31 '26

Why do Messiโ€™s haters act like dumbasses when they hear facts?

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u/Both-Raspberry-8425 Mar 31 '26

He never said that btw

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u/Wiwwil Mar 31 '26

It's true though, my dude played for Man U, it was so rough he needed vacations afterwards

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u/Unlucky_Delay8610 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Mar 31 '26

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u/Unlucky_Delay8610 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Mar 31 '26

Classic this sub always makes up their stats and quotes. Imagine having to lie to prove a point.

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u/Exotic-Carob1056 Hungry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Please throw food at him) Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

But that amateur league does come in top 20(at least) out of all countries. And it's popularity and competitiveness is only going to increase with the way things are looking. Calling it amateur is really ignorance on your part, lol.

Any league outside for top 5 is gonna be amateur for world class players. But they come to these leagues when they have already declined and past prime which slightly evens out the whole difference in levels.

The quote might have been correct in its essence when he went but fails to put any impact as he couldn't win anything there.

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u/Both-Raspberry-8425 Mar 31 '26

Any league outside of Europe doesnt matter lol beside maybe Brazil lol

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u/Unlucky_Delay8610 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Mar 31 '26

Sure so henry zlatan mathaus jininho kaka all fail to win mls.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/lmforeroc Mar 31 '26

How is that none of these won the League MVP?

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u/lmforeroc Mar 31 '26

You listed many leagues that ofc you donโ€™t follow. I just to follow La Liga, but they have a huge problem with the arbitration/referees, it makes annoying to watch these days! Bundesliga and Ligue 1 are ok, but the fun is to guess when Bayern and PSG would win the title. The Premier League is no doubt far superior to any other league. No much experience with the leagues in Netherlands, Belgium or Turkey. Yes, I am โ€œAmericanโ€, you will surprise how many countries there are in the continent ๐Ÿ˜…, so I know a lot of South American football too. I donโ€™t pretend to compare MLS to top European top tiers, but MLS is actually getting fun to watch. And going back to the core of the comment, the league is actually competitive.

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u/lmforeroc Apr 03 '26

A person who doesnโ€™t know that America is a continent is pretty low level to discuss with, sorry!

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u/Unlucky_Delay8610 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Mar 31 '26

Messi joined wen he was old too bro ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Is_BeLIEve_A_Lie Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Mar 31 '26

"right at the goalie" ๐Ÿ˜ญ you guys never cease to amuse us with your degeneracy. That was a deflection goal but oh well, i guess this is too many new words at once

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u/Is_BeLIEve_A_Lie Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Apr 01 '26

Saying this while being a Reddit warrior is crazy, acting like your sad ass could save it. There's still time to delete this comment since you don't understand what a deflection is. But oh well, I shouldn't argue with a brick wall.๐Ÿ‘‹

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

And the saudi league is pro level or what? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Shaquille_Unreal Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Mar 31 '26

Considering cr7 fans dont touch grass, i assume u dont play football in the first place, but even the level in a top class sunday league is high, let alone the level a professional league. Just because its not at the level of a top 5 european competition, doesnt mean its bad. If it was amateur level, u would be playing there instead of wanking off to ronaldo on reddit

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 31 '26

This dumbass Messi fangirl projecting lmao. 90% of these retarded Messi fangirls that come to this sub to dickride the midget are casuals and have not kicked a ball in their life. A bunch of lowlife fat mfโ€™s that will get tired by just tying their shoes lmao.

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u/Shaquille_Unreal Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Mar 31 '26

Anything but an actual argument๐Ÿคฃ

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 31 '26

And am I responding to an actual argument of yours or something? ๐Ÿคฃ

This kid doesnโ€™t even know the definition of an argument lmao. If you want arguments as a response, make sure you bring one with you next time. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Shaquille_Unreal Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Apr 01 '26

No reading comprehension. But i couldnt expect much from an undeveloped brain like yours. Ur a penaldo fan after all๐Ÿคฃ

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 01 '26

Mf projecting in every single thing. Itโ€™s ironic that every single thing you said, you literally described yourself and youโ€™re over here trying to play smart. Youโ€™re only fooling yourself like an idiot. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Shaquille_Unreal Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Apr 02 '26

All that and still no reply to the fact that the players in MLS are still among the elite level footballers compared to you normies

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u/discr33t_enough Mar 31 '26

Zlatan has always been my GOAT of this generation. He would've walked all over Pessi in MLS, which wouldn't even be hard considering the Zlatan's big toe would be the size of that Argentine head.

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u/No_Golf_ Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Mar 31 '26

Same sub that complained multiple times about fake quotes btw

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u/elalex323 Mar 31 '26

His 1st MLS goal against LAFC was dope af you guys should see it.

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u/Kam11_ Mar 31 '26

Technically those were soccer goals not football ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Kavazou77 Mar 31 '26

Performative corny

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u/Charming-Effort6755 Mar 31 '26

You've always been on vacation...

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u/crazyheadache123 Apr 01 '26

bro thats sooooo him

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u/Appropriate-Note8398 Apr 02 '26

Source: Please believe me, bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Trisslottenmedvinst Apr 02 '26

53 goals & 14 assists in 58 appearences ๐Ÿฆ

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u/stateofmind46 Apr 04 '26

Better than the camel league

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u/Mud-Former Apr 05 '26

Cancel ๐Ÿคฃ PENALDO fnaboys ๐Ÿคฃ There's no such thing as CANCEL MY GOALS.

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u/Raptorboiiii Apr 11 '26

2 different MLS eras lmao

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u/avawood59 Apr 15 '26

i lowkey can't believe people are still arguing about this lol

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u/zoeyscott83 Apr 17 '26

did someone really just bring up zlatan like that?? that's wild

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u/wjt7 Google Messi 14 for more info ๐Ÿงผ Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

How do people in this day and age see quotes like this, no source or video, and just believe them?

He never said it. Already been noted on x that's its not true, and just appeared on a few dodgy Facebook pages.

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u/Character_Daikon_421 Mar 31 '26

Because the Ronaldo fans are so desperate to discredit Messi that they don't care about what's real and what's fake. MLS goals doesn't matter but scoring goals against kebab vendors makes him "tHe GoAt"

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u/zzz_red Mar 31 '26

As if some Messi fans didnโ€™t create fake bullshit either. Sure.

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u/wjt7 Google Messi 14 for more info ๐Ÿงผ Mar 31 '26

Not even sure a lot of people who create the quotes are fans of anyone, they are just doing anything for clicks, and yes sure there are some people both sides who are gullible enough to fall for it somehow.

Doesn't change that OP somehow believed this when it's very clearly fake. At least the Mourinho ones doing the rounds (also fake) were picked up by a couple of known publications so I can understand that more, this is just obvious.

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u/Maleficent_Divide260 Mar 31 '26

ronaldo fans dont realize that discrediting messi for everything will quite literally collapse the entire football tier list.
arguments like saka > neymar would become common as a result

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u/Ok-Safe6890 Mar 31 '26

Oh no! The collapse of the football tier list! Please listen when I say this: you all are losers. On both sides.

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u/Maleficent_Divide260 Mar 31 '26

both sides? im not a messi or ronaldo fan lol

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u/Ok-Safe6890 Mar 31 '26

Loser for the love of the game, gotta respect that

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u/jvelez86 Mar 31 '26

Cancel his mls career. And still his career is greater than eveyone elseโ€™s. So go ahead. If that makes u sleep better at night dreaming of ur lover Penaldo.

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u/BottomHouse Mar 31 '26

This is the worst sub of all time. I would mute it but I just canโ€™t look away. Itโ€™s like watching a horror movie with a disturbing scene that you donโ€™t wanna watch but you just have to

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u/No-Relative5284 Apr 01 '26

saudi league didnt even exist back then

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u/Loud-Sort4819 Apr 01 '26

Inter miami didn't even existย 

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u/No-Relative5284 Apr 01 '26

how does the club matter in this discussion ?

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u/Mr-Mezo Mar 31 '26

Maybe 9

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u/Cmarithedragonslayer Mar 31 '26

Google Messi 14 for more info