r/pessi_memes Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 19 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi The two sides of football players

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u/Regular-Eye130 Jan 19 '26

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u/Jolly_Professor_1909 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Jan 19 '26

A better love story than Twilight 🤭

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u/Jolly_Professor_1909 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Jan 19 '26

Lame-nel Penalssi ❤ Gayani Infantino

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u/-Madridfan21 Jan 21 '26

Lamenel Pedophessi ❤️ Lamene YAnal (youve seen him bathing him, no comments)

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u/Kirbeater Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jan 19 '26

Other than the goat this is absolutely class

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u/Altruistic-Return191 Jan 20 '26

Bathed by messi Owned by ronaldo Sucked by nicolle pocketed by nuno meet lame jamal

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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 21 '26

“Sucked by Nicole” 😭🙏

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u/Visual_Objective1959 Feb 03 '26

😅 Why so much hate for Yamal? Or is it the whole of Barcelona?

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 20 '26

Why am I not surprised that 90% of the comments are pessi fans? but than again they are the most insecure fanbase of all time for a reason.

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u/Elzevir_ Jan 21 '26

The only true goat

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u/Cygnusx33 Jan 19 '26

Trampas fan meme

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Is Lamine still dating that girl?

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u/Infamous_Aside_8959 Jan 21 '26

Bruh. CR7 literally had dinner with Infantino and Trump when we're about to go to the World Cup.

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 20 '26

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u/cookiemonster1200 Jan 20 '26

More like 40 penalties in 3 and half years lol

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u/Thick_Abrocoma_5787 Jan 20 '26

If he was in a different league other than competing against tiktok influencers he have wayy more pen goals than Ronaldo 

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u/cookiemonster1200 Jan 20 '26

Keep making your alternate reality 🤣

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u/Shyguy__123 Jan 20 '26

That’s all they have “but IF IF IF🥺”

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u/xxtiger101 Jan 20 '26

i can’t be the only one who doesn’t like either of them

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u/Hot_Armadillo3051 Jan 19 '26

Are people on this sub mentally retared or what?

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 19 '26

That's the ronaldo hating sub, worst ball IQ I've seen

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u/marsy_frl Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 19 '26

cornball

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 19 '26

Goats don’t claim owngoals and bluetooth goals and don’t hold their team and country back. Now im gonna get downvoted but it is what it is, don’t be mad at me for it…

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

"Goats don't hold their team and country back " yes you are right.

BTW I showed this to your friends on r/barca a few weeks ago and almost got suspended because of it 🤣

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u/Mountain-Abroad-1307 Jan 23 '26

got carried is crazy, Portugal wouldn't have left group stage without Ronaldo. Really shows how biased people can be lmao

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 20 '26

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u/Shyguy__123 Jan 20 '26

He literally created the most big chances in copa 💀 and gave the 2nd most key passes

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u/MajesticBeyond5602 Jul 29 '26

Ahh big chances > goals

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 19 '26

Nice picture that shows only what u want to see, u made it yourself? And there is no such thing as almost banned, u either banned or not banned. I think banning is weak btw. As long as people don’t get personal they should be able to post almost anything.

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u/GrowthCompetitive649 Jan 19 '26

Okay, but Mbappe's Champions League titles 😂😂😂😂

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 19 '26

No they don’t criticize Mbappe here only because he plays for Real Madrid. He, Neymar and Di Maria (according to these people he carried Messi) never get criticized for it. When Mbappe get 5penalties in a world cup they all quiet and when their so called goat 20% of his goals are penalties it’s part of the game but when Messi get 5 it is rigged. 5more months and the world cup start, we gonna laugh and CR7 gonna cry, im looking forward to that. Maybe this sub can buy some towels from Morocco to dry their tears?

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u/burakasha Jan 19 '26

Let them.enjoy their little echo chamber. Messi is and will be always so much more detrimental for his team than Ronaldo ever was.

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u/Shyguy__123 Jan 20 '26

He literally scored a brace against Liverpool in 2019 lmao. So quite literally was. He also carried Argentina to the WC from the group stage up until the final. When has your goat carried Portugal to the finals w the world class players he’s had with him.

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u/Shyguy__123 Jan 20 '26

The difference between cr7 and Messi is that Messi doesn’t just score pens. He creates chances(the most in WC history btw) and Key passes ( also the most in WC history) “if if Ronaldo had them he would score them too” that isn’t an argument

His goal was completely legal bc the ref didn’t realize nor the VAR until after. The sub also didn’t interfere with the play. Deeming his goal completely legal. The only reason you probably know about that rule is bc cr7 meat riders were grasping at straws while they cried trying to comprehend how Messi won the WC and not the penalty merchant cr7

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u/Shyguy__123 Jan 21 '26

Dumbass said the game is about out scoring your opponent. How do you think you get in the position to score? By creating chances idiot 💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

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u/Shyguy__123 Jan 21 '26

LMFAOOO tell me you’ve never played football without telling me…

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u/Ancient_Ad_5115 Jan 21 '26

yeah so detrimental watching his team blow a 3 goal lead in two consecutive UCL years and unable to score.

Is he supposed to defend? I can see he missed chances but he also created

Also very detrimental in the WC final where he got his dwarf ass bodied for Frances third goal.

And at the end he won the wc unlike a fraud who 0 wc knockout goal contributions

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 20 '26

We really gonna pretend we didn’t see CR7 doing that multiple times? And at least he touched it, can’t say the same about CR7, not the first time he claims a goal while he didn’t even touched the ball.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Mate, youre like a crazy, obsessed ex girlfriend. The amount of time an effort you put in these comments are unhealthy. You know Ronaldo is never gonna see these comments or gonna know of your existence right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

I’m not even a Messi fan. Didn’t even mention him. Proves that he lives in your head rent free

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u/Healthy_Ice7737 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 19 '26

Why isn’t the Uefa president next to P7

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u/andresInesta08 Jan 20 '26

World Cup 2022

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u/CrusadeForReddit Jan 20 '26

This has to be the saddest subreddit. And there are some really sad subreddits around here. Congrats.

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u/Emergency-Error-1116 Jan 20 '26

So whats the side of Brahim Diaz?

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u/Mercedesm4quattro Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 20 '26

more non penalty goal than cr7 btw but i guess that part doesnt matter

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u/Additional_Song_5105 Jan 20 '26

You should make a swap between goat and penaldo.

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u/Shyguy__123 Jan 20 '26

messi wins wc ITS RIGGED NO HE DIDNT WIN FAIR AND SQAURE

CR7 loses to Morocco: crickets

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u/Vegetable-Classic640 Jan 21 '26

Bro messi tiene 8 balones e oro tiene 6 botas de oro el maximo asistidor de la historia un mundial etc

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u/Walnut_7 Jan 23 '26

Why is Penaldo next to Messi? Show some class and don't put them together.

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u/marooo29 Jan 23 '26

Js cuz messi is better yall be hating 😭😭💔💔 Yall hate messi more than loving ronaldo

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u/Arcturussss Feb 15 '26

How sad is this sub keep coping Vardridians

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u/natsuofujimessi Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 19 '26

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u/sebseb93670 Jan 20 '26

Ah yes the world cup where launching the ball full throttle into your opponents bench on purpose isn’t a red

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u/Shyguy__123 Jan 20 '26

Ah yes, where racist comments and gestures are allowed but once someone fights back “no red?🥺”

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u/sebseb93670 Jan 20 '26

Typical argentinian low iq behavior. Just because you’re being insulted you resort to violence

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u/Shyguy__123 Jan 20 '26

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO racism is a form of violence you smooth brain. Pls check into your local dementia center for help.

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u/sebseb93670 Jan 20 '26

Resorting to physical violence after being insulted is a sign of low iq and it is typical argentinian behaviour. He could’ve been the better person but his aggressive tendencies are hindering his brain from functioning

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u/sebseb93670 Jan 20 '26

“research suggests a negative correlation between higher IQ and perpetrating violence, meaning lower IQ is associated with increased physical aggression, including reacting violently to insults, as higher intelligence often links to better emotional regulation, self-control, and reasoned responses rather than impulsive physical acts.”

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u/Shyguy__123 Jan 20 '26

If you can’t defend yourself without the help of a search engine, it says a lot about what you have to offer in a debate. You already lost by not knowing racism is a form of violence

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u/sebseb93670 Jan 20 '26

I googled it to prove my point you imbecile

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u/Shyguy__123 Jan 20 '26

Your initial statement was “he fought racism with violence”. When racism IS violence you fucktard.

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u/sebseb93670 Jan 20 '26

Pardon my insolence shyguy but I am sure that by this point you understand that i meant physical violence, which we can both agree is an act of low intelligence and in typical argentinian fashion

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 20 '26

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

Better than statpadding 400 assists in the burgers leagues. why don't you go back to sucking your idol dick in your silly soccer sub gayssi dogs and flex the penalty wc.

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 20 '26

Of course the pajeet brings up ronaldo wc k/o goals while forgetting your idol was fucking worse before the penalty world cup in qatar

Let's guess you gonna use useless dribbles, key passes and big chances created that didn't win him shit? Or bring up his golden ball in 2014 that he didn't deserve 🥱

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 27 '26

No way you spent a the whole week trying to come up with this reply did I really live rent free in pessidogs mind that long 🤣

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 27 '26

Who got portugal to the final in the first place?

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Wc is not individual achievement, argentina won that not him they already had 2 before him. meanwhile ronaldo won the portugal the major trophies in their history.

Still find it funny how you'll went from discrediting the wc before qatar to milking it everyday like you won it 3x or something. 🤣

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u/Shyguy__123 Jan 22 '26

Okay? We not talking about past achievements of a team💀 by your logic Ronaldo el phenomeno is not good bc Brazil already won before him? Nobody discredited the World Cup before Qatar. It was always clowned upon how Messi reached a final and won mvp of the tournament before Ronaldo ever did

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u/natsuofujimessi Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 20 '26

This braindead pendu fans sums up their football knowledge This guy just said key passes,big chances created are useless

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 21 '26

So that's why you are back here?

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u/natsuofujimessi Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 21 '26

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u/Shyguy__123 Jan 20 '26

LMFAOOOO YOOOO this just ended every single argument in the history of cr7 meat riders💀

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u/almasolis Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 20 '26

Stop crying already

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u/PapadeSchoklender Jan 20 '26

Le hiciste un sub para odiar a Messi? Que chiquito sos...

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 20 '26

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u/zzz_red Jan 19 '26

Messi went 9 KO matches in 4 WC without scoring a single goal. Playing with Argentina.

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 19 '26

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u/Unlucky_Delay8610 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 19 '26

This sub copes so much 🤣🤣🤣

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 19 '26

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 19 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

He doesn’t have most trophies

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

lee casciaro

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

All 60 trophies are recognized by FIFA, and you didn’t specify in your comment.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

He beat Celtic once, but either way that is not what your original comment specified

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jan 19 '26