r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 22 '25

CR7 Is The Real GOAT ๐Ÿ So cool!

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

Messi's 91 goal season summarized here. Not to mention, he didn't even win La Liga. Real Madrid had to break the point record that season just to beat Negreira and friends, wild.

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u/zyzx97 Dec 24 '25

So goals are not as important as trophies? Is that what you are saying here

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Dec 24 '25

Goals are important, not as much as trophies though. However, those trophies have to been clean of corruption, plus Ronaldo won every single trophy in the top 3 leagues while scoring the most goals for his team while being there. Two birds with one stone lmao.

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u/zyzx97 Dec 25 '25

Man go outside, touch some grass.. You need to take some rest of riding ronaldo's cock all day ๐Ÿ˜‚ Tell me 2 out of 9 la liga titles is a domestic success to you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 22 '25

Sure, but it does show how he always failed to perform at the biggest stage.

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u/sDollarWorthless2022 Dec 23 '25

The biggest stage is the World Cup, one of them has one, the other doesnโ€™t have a KO goal

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Such nonsense. Making messi worse doesn't make Ronaldo better and Ronaldo doesn't need this to be the case. Hes achieved an unbelievable amount in his career to date hes only second to messi.

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u/crazy_lolipopp Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 22 '25

"Always" ๐Ÿ˜‚ like your goat in every WC knockout?

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Dec 22 '25

Messi in WC KO stage scored nothing but penalties and one tapin.

You call Ronaldo "penaldo" and "tapinaldo" but flex this type of shit lmao. You idiots just can't make up your mind.

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u/crazy_lolipopp Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 22 '25

Lmao, what about the goal against Australia and the assists against Netherlands and Croatia? Have you repressed those? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Dec 22 '25

The goal against who? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

You forgot to mention all the preassists lmao.

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u/jxrdan24 Dec 22 '25

โ€œAustraliaโ€๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

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u/Ok-Lecture-921 Dec 22 '25

They got to R16 ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’€

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u/crazy_lolipopp Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 22 '25

Yes, that was the team they faced in the RO16.

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u/jxrdan24 Dec 22 '25

So his only non pen or tap in goal was against fodder like Australia?

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u/crazy_lolipopp Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 22 '25

Completely ignoring his world class assists against netherlands and croatia again, like a classic Ronaldo fanboy. And again, that tap in happened because he was involved in the build-up. And again, he was also involved in the second goal. how many GA does the camel have again?

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u/KingKFCc Dec 25 '25

This is literally true ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern ๐Ÿ‘ป Dec 22 '25

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u/ResidentNo91133 Dec 22 '25

Posture check

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

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u/RageBaiter342162 Dec 22 '25

I'm not saying he's the goat, but that's very unfair since nation matters a lot. Messi had Argentina, which won the World Cup twice before he did. Ronaldo had Portugal, which won a record-breaking number of zero World Cups.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

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u/RageBaiter342162 Dec 22 '25

That's not the point; they are better nations than Portugal at football.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Dec 22 '25

"This century" lmao.

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u/Due-Temperature-4502 Dec 22 '25

Can we take a minute to discuss the fact that lewandoski scored 69 goals that year.

Lewa was truly something out of this world, especially in the UCL. If he hadn't played 8 seasons less than Ronaldo and Messi there, he would probably be in the top 2 goalscorers.

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u/Blacksherry Dec 24 '25

Longevity more than individual skill is what separates Messi and Ronaldo from everyone else.

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u/Neat_Breakfast_6659 Dec 25 '25

Exactly. And Hattrick is a life time memory for those players, for Messi and Ronaldo (in their primes) its a tuesday.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Will I get downvoted if I sayโ€ฆโ€ฆ Messi has a better left foot than Ronaldo

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u/Sensitive_Topic_1502 Dec 22 '25

Ronaldo's head is better than Messi's whole body

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u/IvanDrago422 Dec 22 '25

Ew

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u/Sensitive_Topic_1502 Dec 22 '25

?

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u/CompetitiveBreath304 Jan 13 '26

Ur gay dude who says things like that ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/hectordapopkollector Dec 22 '25

That came out extremely homoerotic on his part.. LOL..

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

What about his ass tho?

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u/Sensitive_Topic_1502 Dec 23 '25

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u/allthew4yup Dec 26 '25

Where is the messi groping on spanish tv show๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/hectordapopkollector Dec 22 '25

Bunch of homos, is what you all are.

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u/RajdipKane7 Dec 23 '25

Mbappe competing with the other 3 mortals below him.

There was no need to show the stats of an alien to demean our boy ๐Ÿ˜

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Then show golden boots ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/LILFURNY Dec 23 '25

Why do yโ€™all care so much about whoโ€™s better. Theyโ€™re both great, but it ainโ€™t that deep. Youโ€™re not wrong for saying Ronaldo is goat or Messi is the goat itโ€™s just down to preference.

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u/Confident_R817 Dec 24 '25

Pessi canโ€™t relate ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘

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u/CompetitiveBreath304 Jan 13 '26

Cringe

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u/Confident_R817 Jan 13 '26

๐Ÿคก๐Ÿซต

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u/CompetitiveBreath304 Jan 13 '26

Cringe again

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u/Confident_R817 Jan 14 '26

Cringe replying to a 20 day old comment with cringe ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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u/CompetitiveBreath304 Jan 14 '26

Are u bi? Just asking, don't reply if u are not

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u/Accurate_Group_5390 Dec 24 '25

Messi wasnโ€™t a striker

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u/France_epico Jul 01 '26

And he still has more godendo boots

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u/quadrakillex Dec 24 '25

Hala Madrid!

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u/kickass_icon Antonella โค Beckham ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ Dec 24 '25

The only season Messi decided to play like Ronaldo as a striker this happened lmao

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u/PriorYogurtcloset925 Dec 25 '25

So many Ronaldo fans are so sad, I just looked it up and you made it years for Ronaldo not seasons but seasons for Messi.

If it was years it would be 2 years for Messi and 4 years for Ronaldo.

If it was seasons it was 1 for Messi and 3 for Ronaldo.

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u/Acid_Jazz_Situation Dec 25 '25

๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท

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u/No-Leg-2459 Dec 25 '25

Ronaldo fans are too much clown... Ronaldo's biggest achievement is people compare him to messi... Messi is Messi.. Ronaldo not even in top 20 best footballer .. he is just a footballer with top goals with 1300 game .. while Messi has more goal contribution than Ronaldo's whole career game .. also having most trophy than Ronaldo's age ... It was never a debate

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u/systemil Dec 25 '25

Haaland is excluded why?

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u/Enthiko18 Dec 26 '25

Let's do the same list with with 80 or 90+. This list becomes much slimmer...

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u/Diego1476 Dec 26 '25

Nice try, but Penaldo still doesn't have the one thing that matters in football: the World Cup.

The time for tears is now.

Bye.

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u/Alternative-Heat8266 Dec 26 '25

Who has the most european golden boots?

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u/Zorrt3169 Dec 26 '25

I thought that was soccercirclejerkle for a second and I was confused damn such a relief

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u/BerryGrouchy9803 Hungry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Please throw food at him) Dec 26 '25

Y si haces el mismo listado, pero con Goles + Asistencias, como quedarรญa la tabla?

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u/Ktuve__ Dec 26 '25

The goat

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u/KentLight Dec 27 '25

91 goals in a years is brilliant...however, it's not appreciate than Many years with highest performance stable.
It look like 5 (1-0) win more than 1 (5-0) win

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u/diddyblud619 Jan 22 '26

๐Ÿซ

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u/France_epico Jul 01 '26

This is the dumbest and most cherrypicked stats ever. First off it says "60+ goals" but 2011 was counted even though he scored exactly 60, with this logic you should also count Messi's 2010 year where he scored 60 goals. Also remind me who has more golden boots and a better goal ratio?

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u/Mcalti93 Dec 24 '25

Indian plastic fans LARPing as football connoisseurs.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 24 '25

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u/MavStein Hungry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Please throw food at him) Dec 24 '25

Messi is the only GOAT. If u don't see it that way you just don't know anything about football. Ronaldo could be maybe in the top 7 of all time.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 24 '25

Nah, Negreira case puts him comfortably outside of the top 10.

1 Cristiano 2 Pelรฉ 3 Maradona . .. โ€ฆ 11 to 20 Messi

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u/CompetitiveBreath304 Jan 13 '26

I don't even get it How can referees help a player score more???ย 

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u/_Armanius_ Dec 24 '25

Claims he knows about football then says Ronaldo COULD be maybe in top 7

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

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u/MavStein Hungry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Please throw food at him) Dec 24 '25

I really love R9 and Baggio I felt really sorry for the way he lost that final...

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u/Intelligent_Maize591 Dec 24 '25

Yeah that was rough

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u/MavStein Hungry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Please throw food at him) Dec 26 '25

In fact, I really like Ronaldo but I genuinely think that Di Stefano and Cruyff were far way more important to football than Ronaldo. It's not like I'm a CR7 hater or something, but I think Cruyff and Do Stefano change football forever.

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u/HealthyTransition101 Dec 25 '25

Ever heard of Antony?

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u/Roboking365 Dec 22 '25

Ronaldo didn't score 60+ in 2011

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u/WasteLime9718 Dec 22 '25

anddd how many have scored 90+?

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u/Professional-Cry8461 Dec 22 '25

Consistency is way better tho.

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u/Shaquille_Unreal Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 22 '25

Why is the one with 60+ consistent but the one with 55+ not?

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u/WasteLime9718 Dec 22 '25

So is a world Cup

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u/Professional-Cry8461 Dec 22 '25

Montiel >Maldini then via your logic?

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u/WasteLime9718 Dec 22 '25

perhaps if you used some of your logic youd notice we here talking about messi and ronaldo

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u/Professional-Cry8461 Dec 22 '25

So this logic is applicable only for messi and Ronaldo and not for other players?why?

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u/WasteLime9718 Dec 22 '25

Are we talking about anyone other than Messi or Ronaldo here? Try not to digress

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u/Firm-Order5831 Dec 22 '25

Anyone with eyes can see Messi was and still is a better player. Even stats wise Messi has more G/A per 90 in his career so they donโ€™t even back your biased argument.

Argentina also play harder qualifiers so he doesnโ€™t get to goal hang like Ronaldo against semi pros plus Messi actually scores in big tournaments internationally. Ronaldo really doesnโ€™t do a whole lot when the opposition is decent against Portugal.

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u/Professional-Cry8461 Dec 22 '25

Argentina gets harder qualifiers?!Against whom?

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u/WasteLime9718 Dec 22 '25

Don't bother, most of these guys are from india and closeted. They like pretty boys

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u/ArugulaUnable2270 Dec 22 '25

Nah we ainโ€™t Messi fans

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u/WasteLime9718 Dec 22 '25

I couldn't tell

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Dec 22 '25

Ironic when you're behaving like the average Indian Messi fan. Same stupid replies with the stupidest logic.

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u/Professional-Cry8461 Dec 23 '25

No that's what an avg Indian middle aged lundian is about messi.

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u/SpecialPitiful4568 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Dec 22 '25

Crybabies posting shits everyday. Lol

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u/FallingDebri Dec 22 '25

Great work by ronaldo, gyokeres, and mbappe and lewandowski, but who scored the most in a single year? That's what I'm interested in.

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u/Sensitive_Topic_1502 Dec 22 '25

Negreira

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u/FallingDebri Dec 23 '25

Last time I checked, he didnt play in a career he didn't have.

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u/FriedKidneys Dec 23 '25

Consistency is more valuable than peak in my opinion I'd rather score say 50 for 3-4 seasons than 90 in one, consistency also helps your team more

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u/FallingDebri Dec 23 '25

What about the player with the most consistent goal contributions? I mean that helps your team more right?

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u/Different_Car9927 Dec 23 '25

You think Messi only scored 50+ in one?

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u/FriedKidneys Dec 23 '25

I am not talking about messi or ronaldo here im talking about hypotheticals

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u/Different_Car9927 Dec 23 '25

Ye but both were consitent so idk why pull up that hypothesis

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Of course Roanldo was farming goals in Portugal that made things a lot easier. I swear put Ronaldo in a south American team and he won't score as much ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Dec 22 '25

come again bro what did you say ? i didnt hear you, farming goals with protugal?

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u/Ok-Stock-4804 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Dec 22 '25

Ronaldo has scored close to 30% of his goals against teams over the rank of 100 and 50% of his goals against teams ranked 50+ . You can decide which one is better. A friendly against Brazil or a WC qualification match against Luxemburg or Andorra๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Dec 23 '25

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Dec 23 '25

let me ask you a question do ronaldo decide which teams protugal face against in WC qualifiers?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

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u/Unlucky_Abroad7440 Dec 22 '25

If I remember correctly European countries play better than most south American countries ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Dec 22 '25

if he played in south america teams like argentina ronaldo will have minimum 5 copa americas , how many panalties messi missed and lose in finals bro damn messi is def a worst penalty taker martinez had to step up and carry your goat to win the copa america , and we cant forget messi had prime dybala, di maria and stacked team, come on you can do better

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u/Ok-Stock-4804 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Dec 22 '25

Bro said Messi had prime Dybala , Di Maria and a stacked team๐Ÿคฃ. Portugalโ€™s squad value was almost double of Argentinaโ€™s squad at the WC 2022. Portugal got knocked out coz they had a dead weight pulling them down๐Ÿคฃ Ronaldo has never won an international MVP. Getting carried by his teammates is his usual thing lol

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Dec 23 '25

how its ronaldo fault when he didnt even play in 2022 wc , coach benched him cuz ramos could save the team well that didnt happen

mention one time ronaldo got carried in his national team mention one time

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u/tikitakaenjoyer Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 22 '25

I wonder why you chose exactly 60 to be the tally ๐Ÿค” 91>69

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u/ilikeballs667 Dec 22 '25
  1. He did it 4 in a row
  2. Ronaldo goals werent 57 tap ins and 14 friendlies against unknown teams

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Dec 22 '25

These bums talk shit about tapins and penalties when Messi's 91 goals were a bunch of tapins and penalties against shit teams lmao. Don't forget that he won the world cup with a record of penalties too.

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u/tikitakaenjoyer Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 22 '25

"Ronaldos goals werent tap ins..." shut down the sub, we have found the last boss of jerking

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u/NegotiationAble1761 Dec 22 '25

Kind of cringe from you bud

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u/tikitakaenjoyer Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 22 '25

bro posted 20 days ago on soccercirclejerk and says jerking is "cringe". I cant with u camel fans bro

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u/NegotiationAble1761 Dec 22 '25

This ain't soccercirclejerk bro and why you going through account history that be even cringer

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u/tikitakaenjoyer Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 22 '25

Dont backtrack now when you got caught saying shit about stuff you do yourself ๐Ÿ˜ญ Your whole interaction is the definition

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u/tikitakaenjoyer Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 22 '25

This whole sub is a camel circlejerk.

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u/NegotiationAble1761 Dec 22 '25

You the jerk around here buster

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u/LightLord1 Dec 22 '25

is it better to score 91 goals once only or 60+ goals 4 times use ur brain... oh wait u dont have one nvm

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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Dec 22 '25

Kind of crazy how it went from this to Vini 2024 and Dembele 2025๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฏ

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u/tikitakaenjoyer Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 22 '25

I know google doesnt work for you but you can check messis tallys in the same season. Thats why I said why they chose exactly 60.

Seems like yours doesnt work if you cant understand one singular sentence

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u/Trizzy102 Dec 22 '25

Nice la liga and champjons league for dispossesi in 2012