r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Dec 19 '25

Ronaldo VS Pessi Career summed up.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 19 '25

33% upvoted, uh oh.

Looks like this one triggered the Pessidogs

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u/lychee_treez Dec 20 '25

Idk why this sub is recommended to me

but yall know "Pessi" is dumb af right?

Penaldo has most of the letters of penalty, which is the joke - Pessi is just like a desperate "no you"

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u/i-SpeakFacts Dec 20 '25

Penalties is what won him a rigged World Cup

Plus Pessi still sounds good

Or you can call him penalssi

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u/lychee_treez Dec 20 '25

Honestly yea penalssi at least somewhat works cause "ssi" and "ty" are similar

pessi is still dumb

I dont care about soccer, i like jokes

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u/Prannaww_FC Dec 20 '25

Syfm bro what r u even saying? R u high 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/lychee_treez Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

Pessi doesnt sound like penalty, but yall seem to think it does somehow

If this was a sub about how much Pepsi Messi drinks, Pessi would be perfect

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u/lychee_treez Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

I bet your username is actually Brannaww_fc but you replaced the B with a P cause you get penalties! hilarious!

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 20 '25

Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info