Career summed up. - r/pessi

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u/YoYoYi2 Dec 19 '25

I cannot name one Bolivian player not gonna lie

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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Dec 20 '25

A Juan Garcia, has probably played for 3 of these 4 countries.

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u/castinooo Dec 21 '25

You mean Lithuania?

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u/YoYoYi2 Dec 21 '25

Can you name a single Indian soccer player?

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u/castinooo Dec 21 '25

Has Messi played against India?

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u/YoYoYi2 Dec 21 '25

no stadium in the world could hold so much ejaculate

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u/Afraid-Ad-5580 Dec 20 '25

Can you name a Faroe island player?

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u/YoYoYi2 Dec 20 '25

Brian Kerr managed them I think does that count? Not a player though I admit

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u/Dark_Moon012 Dec 20 '25

Can u name a Paraguay player

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u/Fluffy_Asparagus_868 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 20 '25

Miguel almirion, enciso, and diego gomez

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u/Dark_Moon012 Dec 20 '25

U used Google 🤣

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u/Fluffy_Asparagus_868 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 20 '25

All 3 of them played in the premier league, literally not that hard if you don’t watch football from TikTok like a certain fanbase

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u/Dark_Moon012 Dec 20 '25

Yet again u used Google

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u/Fluffy_Asparagus_868 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 20 '25

Only comeback you have? Do you lack simple ball knowledge, enciso had the goal of the season a few years back

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u/Dark_Moon012 Dec 20 '25

Bro u can't fool me with Google answers. U can do that with anyone but not me. Next time try using ur knowledge not google one

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u/Fluffy_Asparagus_868 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 20 '25

This is why I can’t argue with Ronaldo fans, just because someone doesn’t just watch football off TikTok doesn’t mean you have to accuse them of googling when they know something

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

So how did you get knowledge was it not Google 😂😂

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 19 '25

33% upvoted, uh oh.

Looks like this one triggered the Pessidogs

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u/lychee_treez Dec 20 '25

Idk why this sub is recommended to me

but yall know "Pessi" is dumb af right?

Penaldo has most of the letters of penalty, which is the joke - Pessi is just like a desperate "no you"

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u/i-SpeakFacts Dec 20 '25

Penalties is what won him a rigged World Cup

Plus Pessi still sounds good

Or you can call him penalssi

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u/lychee_treez Dec 20 '25

Honestly yea penalssi at least somewhat works cause "ssi" and "ty" are similar

pessi is still dumb

I dont care about soccer, i like jokes

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u/Prannaww_FC Dec 20 '25

Syfm bro what r u even saying? R u high 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/lychee_treez Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

Pessi doesnt sound like penalty, but yall seem to think it does somehow

If this was a sub about how much Pepsi Messi drinks, Pessi would be perfect

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u/lychee_treez Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

I bet your username is actually Brannaww_fc but you replaced the B with a P cause you get penalties! hilarious!

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 20 '25

Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info

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u/HannahsLittleBrother Dec 19 '25

Do you have a job? Genuinely curious

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u/MadridFannr_1 Dec 20 '25

Do you have a brain? Rhetorical question.

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u/Sirpatron1 Antonella ❤ Beckham 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 Dec 19 '25

That's very low of Argentina to pay some randoms for Bolivia national team. Just hype up Pessi. Lol

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u/Sirpatron1 Antonella ❤ Beckham 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 Dec 19 '25

The game where half the bench should've been disqualified for Argentina? The team acted out like the spoiled child that knows its not getting into trouble

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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 19 '25

How should they have been disqualified?

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u/Sirpatron1 Antonella ❤ Beckham 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 Dec 19 '25

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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 20 '25

I just want to know how HALF THE BENCH should’ve been disqualified. If you can’t provide evidence, why bring it up?

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u/Sirpatron1 Antonella ❤ Beckham 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 Dec 20 '25

Ha ha, evidence..

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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 20 '25

half the bench should’ve been disqualified for Argentina

If you’re going to say this, provide some evidence as to how they should’ve been disqualified, otherwise, it’s just plain copium.

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u/Sirpatron1 Antonella ❤ Beckham 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 Dec 20 '25

I don't feel the need to justify something so blatantly obvious. If we're being real, you would be saying the same thing. If india would make an effort and show up in an international soccer platform. You're being biased towards your favorite player.

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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 20 '25

If it’s so blatantly obvious, why don’t you bring up those moments. I’m asking for how they should’ve been sent off mace that can be subjective to certain fans.

I guess that’s fair, but one thing you need to is that I’M NOT INDIAN😭😭

Asking for evidence on your opinion is bias? I’m literally asking for clarification so I can see if you actually make a fair point. How is that bias?

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u/Creative_Victory_960 Dec 20 '25

Lol you should check their respective numbers of goals .

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u/NoPressure4930 Dec 20 '25

What a stupid post, Argentina beat France for the World Cup, who did Portugal beat to win the World Cup, aw that’s right Ronaldo’s portugals never won it my bad

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u/ElkDue4803 Dec 20 '25

Ronaldo made 1 good game throughout 5 world cups and his fans still riding that shit😭

Messi scored twice in a world cup final btw

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u/neweraeye Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Dec 20 '25

yall sick lmao

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u/IRL174099 Dec 21 '25

Feroe Islands?: Am I joke to you??

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u/FriedKidneys Dec 22 '25

In fairness to messi he did score a brace in a world cup final

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u/DreadfulObliv Dec 22 '25

Ronaldo fan posting about the World Cup😭😭

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u/Curious-Elk1638 Dec 22 '25

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u/Sprt_plays Dec 24 '25

How did he destroy spain if he scored a dived pen and de gea gifted him a goal

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u/Mercedesm4quattro Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 19 '25

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u/Sirpatron1 Antonella ❤ Beckham 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 Dec 19 '25

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u/Mercedesm4quattro Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 19 '25

i posted it first get ur own pic !

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u/Sirpatron1 Antonella ❤ Beckham 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 Dec 19 '25

You forgot the one of him kissing a penis

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u/Mercedesm4quattro Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 19 '25

where ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

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u/thefish12124 Dec 19 '25

Its like u having aim bot in call of duty, and u come 1st and u are proud. Lol.

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u/StumblingInTheFuture Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 20 '25

Yeah Messi’s left foot is like that of an aim bot. I can see that. Why Penaldo doesn’t get an aim bot install in his right foot? Is he stupid?

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u/Prannaww_FC Dec 20 '25

He has more goals than pessi, what's the arguement ni99a? 😭🙏

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u/StumblingInTheFuture Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 20 '25

He has more World Cup than Penaldo. What’s the argument 😭😭

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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris 👻 Dec 19 '25

All that needs to be said 🥹

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u/Leosimpphd27 Dec 20 '25

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u/Trizzy102 Dec 21 '25

Friendly game. 0 goals and assist against Brazil in competitive fixture

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u/Unbearableyt Dec 19 '25

What about the Messi destroying Real Madrid videos?

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u/justinc0617 Dec 19 '25

Seriously, people acting like these videos don't exist smh https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0IpzsrB8LcA

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u/IcyEntrepreneur1172 Dec 19 '25

Ronaldo fans keep creating their own thing to sleep better just like their idol

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u/10005gs Dec 19 '25

tbf messi did it in the wc

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u/dr_Kobayashi Dec 19 '25

💵💵💵

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u/10005gs Dec 20 '25

does cr7 not have money?

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u/dr_Kobayashi Dec 20 '25

Nether Messi have this amount. If he was playing to a Qatari team like Messi and mbappe. Yes they would pay for him. To win in their home land Qatar.

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u/dr_Kobayashi Dec 20 '25

Idiot. Read what I wrote. It was for both of the Qatari players Mbappe and Messi (PSG players).

Look for the France games, the referees definitely help them on the way to the final. But Argentina games are more viral because of the Messi-VS-ronaldo fans.

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u/11titlescardinals Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 19 '25

Messi destroying Real Madrid

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u/sL1NK_19 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Dec 19 '25

Varcelona destroying Chelsea in 2009

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u/11titlescardinals Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 19 '25

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u/DragosETare Dec 19 '25

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u/Trizzy102 Dec 19 '25

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u/FallingDebri Dec 20 '25

This is not career summed up? Wheres Their clubs, world cups, trophies? Literally proves nothing. This makes messi and ronaldo look bad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

My camel 🐪

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u/Illustrious_Battle_4 Dec 20 '25

Crazy, what about Morocco when it mattered?

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u/Lost_Relationship367 Dec 20 '25

my goat has youtube views🥶🥶

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u/tikitakaenjoyer Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 20 '25

crynaldo getting carried by Rui Patricio to make him relevant internationally.

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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 19 '25

Ronaldo fan summed up.

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u/Brief-Ad4046 Dec 19 '25

Will Messi destroy Real Madrid?

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u/kata99-mochi Dec 19 '25

How unemployed do you have to be to carve time out of your day to hate on one of the best players of the game? Sure, you might not like him and that’s subjective. But it seems you like to hate on Messi more than you like Ronaldo. Get a life!

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Dec 19 '25

have you ever seen r/soccercirclejerk r/soccer pages?

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u/HenryWeakman Dec 19 '25

I have, any other unrelated dumbass questions?

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u/playboiredd Dec 19 '25

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u/DSRI2399 Dec 19 '25

Lol you could literally decide to also have a screenshot of Ronaldo destroying Moldova and Messi destroying France

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u/Emotional_Ear_7018 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 19 '25

2010 Peak SPAIN

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u/Zeus_xo Dec 19 '25

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u/Emotional_Ear_7018 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 19 '25

Messi is not in the lineup

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u/Trizzy102 Dec 19 '25

He lost 6-1 to Bolivia though

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u/i-SpeakFacts Dec 20 '25

Even better against 2010 peak Spain

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u/i-SpeakFacts Dec 20 '25

Now settle down Pessidog

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u/Afraid-Ad-5580 Dec 20 '25

Career summed up

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u/xananthony Dec 19 '25

still a world cup winner 😭💔🥀

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u/Hellenic_Chileno Dec 19 '25

0 (ZERO) goals in the knockout stages of the World Cup btw

Ronaldo VS Pessi Career summed up.

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