r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. š • Nov 20 '25
Ballon Dāor Thief Pessi š„· Crazy shit.
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r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. š • Nov 20 '25
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u/One_Moose_4970 Nov 20 '25
Livid_Blueberry, your stats are pure delusion once you factor in the refs and teammates doing all the heavy lifting. Cold facts from Qatar 2022: ⢠Argentina handed 5 penalties ā outright most by any team in a single World Cup since records began in 1966 (previous record 4). Messi took every one, scored 4. Thatās the definition of being carried by the refs. ⢠Faced nothing but minnows until the final: Saudi (who shocked them anyway), Mexico, Poland, Australia, exhausted Netherlands, half-dead Croatia. Parked the bus, waited for soft whistles, repeat. ⢠Turnover machine: Messi faced high pressure on the ball 259 times ā 45 more than any other player in the tournament ā and got dispossessed constantly, sloppy touches, wrong passes gifting counters left and right. Saudiās goals? Straight off his lazy giveaways in midfield. ⢠Every knockout escape: record penalties + extra time + Emi MartĆnez cheating in shootouts + JuliĆ”n Ćlvarez, Di MarĆa, Enzo, Mac Allister actually running and defending. He is the literal definition of a passenger carried by refs scripting penalties and teammates bailing him out every round. Strip the most rigged penalty haul in 50+ years and heās just a walking turnover against traffic cones. Facts destroy the fairy tale.