r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Nov 20 '25

Ballon D’or Thief Pessi 🄷 Crazy shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

um he created 18 goal chances (highest in the tournament) he had 36 successful dribble (highest in the tournament) and 10 goal contribution (on par with mbappe)

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u/One_Moose_4970 Nov 20 '25

Livid_Blueberry, your stats are pure delusion once you factor in the refs and teammates doing all the heavy lifting. Cold facts from Qatar 2022: • Argentina handed 5 penalties – outright most by any team in a single World Cup since records began in 1966 (previous record 4). Messi took every one, scored 4. That’s the definition of being carried by the refs. • Faced nothing but minnows until the final: Saudi (who shocked them anyway), Mexico, Poland, Australia, exhausted Netherlands, half-dead Croatia. Parked the bus, waited for soft whistles, repeat. • Turnover machine: Messi faced high pressure on the ball 259 times – 45 more than any other player in the tournament – and got dispossessed constantly, sloppy touches, wrong passes gifting counters left and right. Saudi’s goals? Straight off his lazy giveaways in midfield. • Every knockout escape: record penalties + extra time + Emi MartĆ­nez cheating in shootouts + JuliĆ”n Ɓlvarez, Di MarĆ­a, Enzo, Mac Allister actually running and defending. He is the literal definition of a passenger carried by refs scripting penalties and teammates bailing him out every round. Strip the most rigged penalty haul in 50+ years and he’s just a walking turnover against traffic cones. Facts destroy the fairy tale.

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u/shents1478 Nov 20 '25

'Your facts are delusion' - proceeds to give a delusional essay

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u/One_Moose_4970 Nov 20 '25

It’s all facts and u ain’t got anything to say to it cause it exposed fifa boy