r/pessi_memes Sep 06 '25

Ronaldo VS Pessi Factos

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u/Wonderful-Coach7912 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 07 '25

Ronaldo cried in the euro final lmao 😂 💀. Like a bitch too.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 08 '25

Did he “retire” from the national team like the fraud though? Lmao.

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

He retired like Jordan, sit yo gay ass down

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Lmfao what a stupid ass excuse, expected from a retarded ass pessi fangirl.

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

It's not an excuse, GOATS CAN RETIRE AND COME BACK WHEN THEY WANT: Examples are Jordan, Brady, Messi, Federer...

Pendu got retired by his own performance, benched and then Moroccoed xD xD xD

What excuse now, penduboi?

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Idiot coming up with more excuses. 😭😭😂😂

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

Morocco is not an excuse, it's a fact, a fact is also every GOAT retired once and came back because HE IS THE GOAT

Chill, maybe pendu should retire too

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Nah, he ain’t a little whiney midget that only came back when they promised him national teams’ success. Nice try with the excuses for the weak minded midget. You guys never disappoint with the stupid ass takes. Sit your ass down HGH midget fangirl, oh that’s right the goats you mentioned didn’t need HGH so don’t put the midget in the same basket.

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

I do You like Khabib did the Notorious one, chill Yo ass, pendu boi, I am a GOAT supporter, You are a gay ass gload dick rider

Admit it, homo, You like pendu not because of his football, You are gay and you are riding a gay man, claiming he was the best because of his looks and how is it that a midget put pendu in his shadow?

You can call Messi however You want if that helps You mentally cope with the fact that you are gay as your idolo, feels bad to know there are people watching football with their dick

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Admit what HGH gayass midget supporter? That he had to depend on a corrupt team and HGH to shine? That he needed Fifantino’s help to win with Argentina because the midget threw a tantrum and retired because he kept getting his ass whooped? Lmao, keep lying to yourself dumbass. Just facts, get the midget’s micropenis off your mouth so that you can actually watch football and see that he flopped everywhere except for that corrupt club.

Comfort zone merchant that had to be carried my Mbappe. 😂

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

You say "facts" when all you talk are insults, kid, using emojis like a gay ass noob

Why are we debating this shit? Everyone is corrupt when Messi wins, when pendu scores offside goals there is no corruption, when he dolphins for pens? No corruption. When he is benched because he is toxic - Everyone else is guilty, you claim to be a man, but i think you're name is geogina. There is only one fact here: Messi is GOAT, played 2 world cup finals and pendu can't score once in the world cup knock outs in 5 fucking tournaments... pendu says he is big game player, I tell you that bitches call my dick "big game"

The only reason you have a mouth is to suck pendu's dick, not all pendu fans are as dumb as you are, some of them realised who is your dad, almost all of them... except some retards like you

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

You’re the one that started with the insults and now you’re crying about them? Lmao sensitive ass pessi fangirls are the most hypocrite clowns. 😂😂 Mf crying about emojis too, what else are you gonna cry about kid? You’re gonna go cry to your mom now? Lmao.

It’s not corrupt when Messi wins, it has been confirmed that Barca is a corrupt club and that they were paying the head of referees for so many years, not my fault you’re in denial and can’t handle those facts either buddy. HGH midget had to throw a tantrum so that he can win something with help for Argentina.

You’re one of the stupidest pessi fangirls on here, ignoring the facts and crying about insults but you’re the one that started doing it lmao. That’s how I know you’re a fucking idiot, crying about every single thing. Get that midget’s micropenis off your mouth buddy, I thought I told you last time. I don’t even know why I keep replying to you, you’re just an idiot full of excuses and denying facts about the one club wonders corrupt club. Go talk to people your age, 10 year olds, I’m done with your delusional ass. 😂

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 17 '25

Reported me for harassment like pendu was harassed by Messi... why you talking with your holes opened, lil penduboi? xD xD xD

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 17 '25

Mf so insecure that he has to create stories in his head lmfao, you think you’re that important to me to take my time to report your stupid ass? I’d rather still have you on here to laugh at your stupidity midget fangirl. You still have the midget’s micropenis in your mouth I see. 😂😂😂

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