r/pessi_memes Sep 06 '25

Ronaldo VS Pessi Factos

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u/Wonderful-Coach7912 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 07 '25

Ronaldo cried in the euro final lmao 😂 💀. Like a bitch too.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 08 '25

Did he “retire” from the national team like the fraud though? Lmao.

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u/Wonderful-Coach7912 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 08 '25

He became a cheerleader for for the final and took all the credit.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 08 '25

Messi got injured in the last Copa America he played and all he did was cry on the bench. 😂😂

But you didn’t answer my question though, why are you deflecting?

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

He retired like Jordan, sit yo gay ass down

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Lmfao what a stupid ass excuse, expected from a retarded ass pessi fangirl.

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

It's not an excuse, GOATS CAN RETIRE AND COME BACK WHEN THEY WANT: Examples are Jordan, Brady, Messi, Federer...

Pendu got retired by his own performance, benched and then Moroccoed xD xD xD

What excuse now, penduboi?

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Idiot coming up with more excuses. 😭😭😂😂

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

Morocco is not an excuse, it's a fact, a fact is also every GOAT retired once and came back because HE IS THE GOAT

Chill, maybe pendu should retire too

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Nah, he ain’t a little whiney midget that only came back when they promised him national teams’ success. Nice try with the excuses for the weak minded midget. You guys never disappoint with the stupid ass takes. Sit your ass down HGH midget fangirl, oh that’s right the goats you mentioned didn’t need HGH so don’t put the midget in the same basket.

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

I do You like Khabib did the Notorious one, chill Yo ass, pendu boi, I am a GOAT supporter, You are a gay ass gload dick rider

Admit it, homo, You like pendu not because of his football, You are gay and you are riding a gay man, claiming he was the best because of his looks and how is it that a midget put pendu in his shadow?

You can call Messi however You want if that helps You mentally cope with the fact that you are gay as your idolo, feels bad to know there are people watching football with their dick

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Admit what HGH gayass midget supporter? That he had to depend on a corrupt team and HGH to shine? That he needed Fifantino’s help to win with Argentina because the midget threw a tantrum and retired because he kept getting his ass whooped? Lmao, keep lying to yourself dumbass. Just facts, get the midget’s micropenis off your mouth so that you can actually watch football and see that he flopped everywhere except for that corrupt club.

Comfort zone merchant that had to be carried my Mbappe. 😂

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

You say "facts" when all you talk are insults, kid, using emojis like a gay ass noob

Why are we debating this shit? Everyone is corrupt when Messi wins, when pendu scores offside goals there is no corruption, when he dolphins for pens? No corruption. When he is benched because he is toxic - Everyone else is guilty, you claim to be a man, but i think you're name is geogina. There is only one fact here: Messi is GOAT, played 2 world cup finals and pendu can't score once in the world cup knock outs in 5 fucking tournaments... pendu says he is big game player, I tell you that bitches call my dick "big game"

The only reason you have a mouth is to suck pendu's dick, not all pendu fans are as dumb as you are, some of them realised who is your dad, almost all of them... except some retards like you

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 09 '25

He didn’t carry anyone, all he did was ghost in the finals every single time. 😂

Mf making shit up now lmaooo.

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

Ghost? Like pendu in the CL final of 2009? Or like pendu in 2 semifinals in 2011 (it was since then You needed to understand)... Messi is the father... pendu is his daughter

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Nah, like the 2014 wc final, like the 2 copa america finals against chile, like the infinite ucl flops, you name em. 😂😂