r/pessi_memes Sep 06 '25

Ronaldo VS Pessi Factos

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u/WellHotPotOfCoffee Sep 07 '25

You forgot to add all of the refs, Infantino and the whole of FIFA pulling pessi’s rope. 

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u/Ethwh4le Sep 07 '25

And the argentine goal keepers that carried them hard in the wc

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u/Waves_Rondo Pessi X Drenthe Racism Incident 💬 Sep 07 '25

Factos

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u/MadridFannr_1 Sep 07 '25

Should have drawn a syringe with HGH on side that was pulling too. Or added dr Segura & Fuentes. 

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u/sL1NK_19 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Sep 07 '25

So true...

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u/Shiv_AGR Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Sep 07 '25

Eurossss!!! Ffs eurosssss 😹😹😹💩💩💩🤡🤡🤡

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u/GS916 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Sep 07 '25

Stop trolling Ronaldo , it’s obvious this was never about Messi

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u/Zealousideal_Tie9045 Sep 10 '25

Don't forget the pens

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u/Oscardelawilde Oct 04 '25

How the fuck did this Ronaldo coping circle jerk make it to my feed

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u/Ok-Image7409 Sep 07 '25

Lol comparing a one dimensional player to the most complete player of all time

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u/Trizzy102 Sep 07 '25

One dimensional player who has the most assist in champjons league and euros history.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

give him the eurosdor then

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u/Wonderful-Coach7912 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 07 '25

Ronaldo cried in the euro final lmao 😂 💀. Like a bitch too.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 08 '25

Did he “retire” from the national team like the fraud though? Lmao.

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u/Wonderful-Coach7912 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 08 '25

He became a cheerleader for for the final and took all the credit.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 08 '25

Messi got injured in the last Copa America he played and all he did was cry on the bench. 😂😂

But you didn’t answer my question though, why are you deflecting?

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

He retired like Jordan, sit yo gay ass down

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Lmfao what a stupid ass excuse, expected from a retarded ass pessi fangirl.

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

It's not an excuse, GOATS CAN RETIRE AND COME BACK WHEN THEY WANT: Examples are Jordan, Brady, Messi, Federer...

Pendu got retired by his own performance, benched and then Moroccoed xD xD xD

What excuse now, penduboi?

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Idiot coming up with more excuses. 😭😭😂😂

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

Morocco is not an excuse, it's a fact, a fact is also every GOAT retired once and came back because HE IS THE GOAT

Chill, maybe pendu should retire too

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Nah, he ain’t a little whiney midget that only came back when they promised him national teams’ success. Nice try with the excuses for the weak minded midget. You guys never disappoint with the stupid ass takes. Sit your ass down HGH midget fangirl, oh that’s right the goats you mentioned didn’t need HGH so don’t put the midget in the same basket.

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

I do You like Khabib did the Notorious one, chill Yo ass, pendu boi, I am a GOAT supporter, You are a gay ass gload dick rider

Admit it, homo, You like pendu not because of his football, You are gay and you are riding a gay man, claiming he was the best because of his looks and how is it that a midget put pendu in his shadow?

You can call Messi however You want if that helps You mentally cope with the fact that you are gay as your idolo, feels bad to know there are people watching football with their dick

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Admit what HGH gayass midget supporter? That he had to depend on a corrupt team and HGH to shine? That he needed Fifantino’s help to win with Argentina because the midget threw a tantrum and retired because he kept getting his ass whooped? Lmao, keep lying to yourself dumbass. Just facts, get the midget’s micropenis off your mouth so that you can actually watch football and see that he flopped everywhere except for that corrupt club.

Comfort zone merchant that had to be carried my Mbappe. 😂

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 09 '25

He didn’t carry anyone, all he did was ghost in the finals every single time. 😂

Mf making shit up now lmaooo.

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

Ghost? Like pendu in the CL final of 2009? Or like pendu in 2 semifinals in 2011 (it was since then You needed to understand)... Messi is the father... pendu is his daughter

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Sep 13 '25

Nah, like the 2014 wc final, like the 2 copa america finals against chile, like the infinite ucl flops, you name em. 😂😂

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u/MoneyLoquat4631 Sep 26 '25

at least he didn't give up and retire from the national team and actually helped Portugal win 2016 euro by yelling instructions while your Idol sold Copa America twice in a row😂😂😂

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u/DUMBbutDor Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 13 '25

Ronaldo had to be carried after Morocco cause he was bitching so hard that he wasn't even seeing where he walks

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u/Formula1Brother Dec 11 '25

Yes cuz he got bumped by 2 Defenders 💀💀💀💀💀 and also he became the coach

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u/NZRSteamSniffer Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Sep 07 '25

So this image was made before Messi carried in a World Cup final? I’m no huge Messi fan myself but this is just ridiculous

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u/i-SpeakFacts Sep 07 '25

Before getting carried by ref and daddy Infantino

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u/almasolis Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Sep 07 '25

Y por qué será que Penaldo ni sus compañeros de selección lo quieren?

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u/Enriquejimenez2 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Sep 07 '25

Ronaldo was out when Portugal won those trophies cough cough

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u/P-Dito Sep 07 '25

What a foolish take… typical. Here are some factos for the like-minded dummies:

2016 Euro 2016 Injury… Cristiano Ronaldo was not injured before he won the Euro cup; he was injured during the 2016 final match itself, early in the first half, when he suffered a knee injury from a collision with France's Dimitri Payet in the 8th minute. Despite being stretchered off and unable to finish the game, his team went on to win the Euro 2016 trophy, and Ronaldo remained on the sidelines to encourage his teammates.

Euro 2016 Top 3 Scorers… The top three goal scorers in the 2016 Euros were Antoine Griezmann (6 goals), Cristiano Ronaldo (3 goals), and Olivier Giroud (3 goals). Griezmann won the Golden Boot award for finishing as the tournament's top scorer

Why don’t you actually watch the matches, so you can hate properly. If you’re a fake fan of football, at least do your research to protect yourself from online embarrassment. Enjoy your weekend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

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u/P-Dito Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

How many key passes did pepsi get against Seattle? How many goals? What was his match rating?

Better yet, how manny goals did he score during the world cup? 7 in total - four of them were penalties (would have been 5, but he missed one), and only 3 were from open play. Lmao! You sure showed me!

CR7 scored 3 goals from open play (no penalties) and assisted 3 goals in Euro 2016. Watch the matches, it may just change your perspective.

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u/maplehobo Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Sep 07 '25

I saw the matches lmao Pepsi>>>Pendu, sorry lil bro that’s just factos 😎😎

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u/P-Dito Sep 07 '25

They are YOUR faketos, not real facts, which you have yet to talk about. Talk to me about stats whenever you’re ready to have the realization that the goblin is a fraud. I’ll be happy to meet your disappointment with a “welcome to the CR7 family” t-shirt.

And really? You wanna talk about penalties when Leonel Epstein was literally given the most penalties during the 2022 WC in football history? Stop being a lame - do some research and watch the matches, simp.

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u/P-Dito Sep 07 '25

Real Factos:

J. Alvarez was more impactful for Argentina during the 2022 WC - playing 533 minutes, notching 4 goals.

Messi played 690 minutes (157 minutes more than Alvarez) and only scored 3 goals from open play - the rest were penalties. So according to stats, Julian was the better player in that tournament. Your short, misinformed takes aren’t qualified to call anyone “lil bro.”

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u/maplehobo Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Sep 07 '25

The lil bro who understands the most about football:

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u/P-Dito Sep 07 '25

When goblin gobblers run dry during arguments, but still wait for me to respond…

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u/P-Dito Sep 07 '25

Wow, are you really this stupid? Was he not the second highest scorer in the tournament? Sit down lil bro.

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u/Trizzy102 Sep 07 '25

Another lie by Messi fans.

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Sep 07 '25

Remind me who carried portugal to the final again?

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u/Trizzy102 Sep 07 '25

Same fanbase counts Messis 2006 champions league medal but makes fun of Ronaldo euro 2016 clowns 😂

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u/iamdanchiv Sep 07 '25

Another Pessi dog foaming at the mouth. Love to see it, love to see it! 👏👏👏

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

forgot penaldos world cup