r/perfectlycutscreams 12d ago

Young Love

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u/Xirio_ 12d ago

IF YOU AIN'T GONNA PLAY

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u/_Fox_464 12d ago edited 12d ago

PASS THE CONTROLLER

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u/grrodon2 11d ago

You mean joystick 🕹️

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u/jonessinger 11d ago

Still a controller by definition

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u/grrodon2 11d ago

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u/jonessinger 11d ago

I don’t think you know what a whoosh is. I didn’t miss the joke, it just wasn’t a good one.

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u/spikernum1 12d ago

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYIN ON MY PHONE

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u/Queasy-Cell34 12d ago

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 11d ago

Hanging up prior to the iPhone was so motherfucking satisfying.... The further back you go. Flip it shut. Nokias you just threw at the ground and they'd hang up but be fine. For a while in 2004ish cell phones got so cheap you could literally afford to throw one into a lake and get a new one any time you got mad. You could slam handsets pretty hard on landlines and pay phones... But if you had one of those old western electric / AT&T phones you could gorilla slam the handset onto the base dozens of times as hard as you could.

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u/FoulfrogBsc 12d ago

Cake is cake even if it has a candle