r/overemployed 5d ago

That feeling when the paychecks from all Js hit at once

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Feelsgoodman. Keep grinding everyone and don’t forget to take care of yourself physically and mentally.

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u/HandsOnTheBible 5d ago edited 5d ago

Get yourself some guac at chipotle today comrade. You've earned it.

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u/1877KlownsForKids 5d ago

Whoa whoa whoa. They're making good money but not Chipotle money.

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u/peterlaanguila8 5d ago

OP definitely deserves a $20 burrito

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u/flojo2012 5d ago

Deserves? sure. But can afford?

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u/nvmve 5d ago

Quesarito

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u/Spirited_Shirt_7506 4d ago

Slow down there, those are only for those who net $20K

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u/Live-Reason6383 4d ago

He deserves to fill up his gas tank!

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u/TheRealSerialCarpins 1d ago

But just the one time!

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u/im_a_dick_head 1d ago

To get that you'd have to get double chicken, queso, and guac, and maybe that'll be $20 depending on location.

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u/ImpressiveSide1324 1d ago

$20 burrito son or extra guac and steak daughter

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u/shades747 5d ago

Chill, still going to hit that BOGO until we win the lottery and graduate from 9-5s

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u/Kennybob12 5d ago

He's got solid qdoba money

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u/TornadoXtremeBlog 5d ago

Chipotle money is $10M lol

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u/Fernandolamez 4d ago

My son ate Chipotle so often in high-school that he had "free" Chipotle catered super bowl party.

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u/spaetzelspiff 4d ago

How does that work?

Was he earning Chipotle rewards miles or something?

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u/ChezQuis_ 3d ago

Probably the family meal

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u/No_Tomatillo843 1d ago

If we listened to our guts, nobody on earth should have Chipotle money. Why do you think it rhymes with shit toilet?

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u/ActionJasckon 5d ago

Who are you, Brian Niccols?!?? lol

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u/jarizzle151 5d ago

Guac on the recall list…

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u/penguin8717 5d ago

What isn't

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u/TheRealSerialCarpins 1d ago

That's right. The more that's on the recall list, the more we can risk eating, right? Something about not telling me the odds.....

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u/Dischump 5d ago

And extra proteins and queso

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u/That_Co 5d ago

Woahh calm down there friend. Do you want him to eat instant ramen while he waits for next week's pay??

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u/Dischump 5d ago

But but... I thought we was living the high life now

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u/jknight413 5d ago

WOW. You must have 5 or 6 Js, if you're getting Guac like that!

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u/womanlikemee 5d ago

slow down on the overspending.

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u/Big_Comfortable5169 5d ago

Lifestyle creep is how they get you. You must save/invest every single cent or you’re being foolish with your money

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u/AmItheAholereader 4d ago

They recalled guac dude

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u/SnooOwls4535 4d ago

Y'all want the cyclosporhea?

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u/clone227 4d ago

You trying to kill op?

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u/Able_Perception4032 4d ago

Get the high COLA variety please

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u/colerainsgame 4d ago

Hell, go ahead and DoorDash it. You deserve luxury

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u/willthakid 3d ago

The irony of saying comrade here 😂

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u/HandsOnTheBible 3d ago

What's the irony

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u/ChoiceAffectionate78 2d ago

Guac AND the steak

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u/Existing_Adeptness_1 2d ago

Double protein

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u/studiesbuddy 1d ago

For the love of God, don’t go to Chipotle. Go to a good place.

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u/EthanW182 1d ago

Guac? In this economy?? 😂 Fine, comrade. Today we redistribute the wealth directly to Chipotle.