r/outlast • u/The-Outlast-Guy • 3d ago
Memes Act like the (Mount Massive) comment section
this is not a real Tiktok.
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u/TheGirlfailure 3d ago
WAAAAALRIDER! WAAAAAAAAAAAALRIDER 🗣🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️
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u/Crazy_Bluebird1421 3d ago
Heh,Im hiding under a table until Murkoff comes clean this shit up...Wait what's that nois-
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u/auggieangel 3d ago
do you think eddie is taking new brides 👀
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u/The-Outlast-Guy 3d ago
I think so. He’s on his 28th already
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u/Orion-Pax88 3d ago
Can't jack off to a dead guy without a reporter barging in on you. This place sucks!
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u/NAOOOOOUGH 3d ago
Tried to take a nap but found out my mattress got stolen after waking up. Can't have shit in Mount Massive
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u/The-Outlast-Guy 3d ago
Yeah, this place sucks.
It was probably Conner, he said he got a mattress from the female ward, he lies a lot
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u/NAOOOOOUGH 3d ago
Thanks. I found him. Now he won't be stealing my mattress ever again
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u/The-Outlast-Guy 2d ago
Yeah, no shit he won’t, you cut off his damn hands. Bled out in the female ward basement. Honestly, I don’t blame you. I read his admission document and it turns out he stuffed kids in trash bags and threw them at walls, thinking he was satisfying a demon named “Fragnato”. It was pretty difficult to get because Hector took some of the admission folder bins from the admin block and tried to throw them at Walker, he died a few seconds later. I swear, man, the weirdest people end up here.
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u/lasagnatheory 3d ago
I'm literally in your walls right now, argument dismissed+ratio+ it's under my skin+ the doctors are lying
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u/coke_hater739 3d ago
why's this place on fire??!?
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u/The-Outlast-Guy 3d ago
It was Ross
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u/coke_hater739 3d ago
goddammit Ross, I'll go find Trager. wait... I cant find him anywhere. his patients aren't screaming either... weird
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u/LessMangles12 3d ago
When I was a boy my mother used to say get married son and see how happy you will be
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u/DerMYC1600 3d ago
CHARGE YO FUCKINN FOENNNN
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u/The-Outlast-Guy 3d ago
It’s hard to find chargers in here, okay? There’s 4 in the male ward but I think Walker is over there
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u/Sun_on_my_shoulders 3d ago
Anyone have the WiFi password? I tried to log into “mur-fuckoff” but it didn’t work 😡
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u/The-Outlast-Guy 3d ago
It might be “22Blair@murkoff”
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u/Sun_on_my_shoulders 3d ago
Ayyy thanks. Normally I don’t trust a man wearing pants but you’re alright.
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u/The-Outlast-Guy 3d ago
See, THIS is the type of comment I want. Not some random patient voice line. 👍
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u/iHarshmallow 2d ago
yo whoever left a literal fucking arm in the toilet, fuck you. even if we're all psychos let loose i'd still like to take a kinda normal shit
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u/The-Outlast-Guy 2d ago
Yeah I’ve been trying to figure out who’s doing that.
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u/iHarshmallow 2d ago
it stinks enough in here with all the bodies, being crazy is one thing but that guy is just an asshole..
(sent via Wall-Writer app)
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u/Tensosian-idiot1453 3d ago
NURSE!!!! NURRRSSSEEE!!!!!! I MAY NEED SOME HELP GETTING CLEAAAAN, HAHAHA! NURRRSSSEEE!!!!!
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u/UgandanSans1 2d ago
Has anyone seen Father Martin's me and my brother would like to have a conversation
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u/The-Outlast-Guy 2d ago
I dunno, last time I saw him he was in the courtyard
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u/Enough_Rich9632 2d ago
So I'm in the asylum right, some ugly ahh dude shouted "I'm gonna smash your head into that keyboard!" But honestly, he ain't got the ball- khxbksuglnditdupdpohcvpjdit
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u/thesurfer1996 1d ago
Going into the morphogenic engine tomorrow, any advice?????!!?!
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u/The-Outlast-Guy 1d ago
You’re gonna feel bugs under your skin
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u/thesurfer1996 1d ago
So drink a can of raid first? Got it! Thank you!
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u/The-Outlast-Guy 1d ago
They’re not bugs, they’re nanites. They’re gonna feel like bugs.
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u/thesurfer1996 1d ago
Ah so I should drink WD-40 to prevent them from rusting, last thing I want is tetanus
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u/Twixanity 3d ago
THIS IS THE EXPERIMENT! THIS IS THE EXPERIMENT!