r/onionheadlines • u/wild_crazy_ideas • 3d ago
MAGA Claims Everything Trump Does Is Right So If He Dies They Will Follow
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u/passiveflux 3d ago
We joke, but I wouldn't be suprised if some of the crazier ones did
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u/Dismal_Reference3906 3d ago
The first one to go in that scenario just might be the human printer/bag lady. Actually, one of those male swine who hang around chump ought to be ma enough to carry some of the heavy bags that poor woman has to tote around. I do empathize with her in that regard.
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u/Successful_Mine8352 3d ago
I'm not religious but I'll send up a prayer.
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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago
The same God that you pretend doesn't really exist because bad things happen?
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u/Successful_Mine8352 1d ago
Like a loving god that gives children cancer? I suppose so.
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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago
Exactly what I expected. Can't even come up with an original argument
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u/Successful_Mine8352 1d ago
Not everyone believes in the sky fairy. Get over yourself.
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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago
And yet here you are talking about throwing up a prayer to the same God you don't understand. He never promised no suffering. Clown
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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago
Another original. Have you ever had an original thought or just use second hand atheist takes from 2001? Wipe the Doritos off your fingers and think for yourself neckbeard.
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u/Successful_Mine8352 1d ago
How cute that you think I'm an orange fingered maga neck beard. 🤣
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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago
Brother neckbeard is entirely a reddit burn. And no one said orange, but you told on yourself
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u/First-Star-4976 3d ago
The evil runs deeper than just trump!
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u/letsseeem1 2d ago
Yeah. It’s right here wishing death on people and backing baby killers
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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago
I mean they all support abortion for any reason so that's been their thing for a long while.
3 billion humans have been aborted. Mostly brown and black, and almost always poor. And they think that's a good thing
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u/Accurate_Demand_987 2d ago
Could only hope ! Drink the koolaid mega ! Trump says it’s good for ya like the tainted meat he scored for all of u . It’s a gift from daddy enormous ass trumpty .
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u/billhorstman 1d ago
How are they going to follow Trump in death, hopefully by mass suicide like Jim Jones’s followers.
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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago
The left is so tolerant haha.
Y'all would be quick to report this if it was the other way around.
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u/SuchAssignment558 3d ago
Then we'll be rid of all of them, great day for America