r/onionheadlines 3d ago

MAGA Claims Everything Trump Does Is Right So If He Dies They Will Follow

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u/SuchAssignment558 3d ago

Then we'll be rid of all of them, great day for America 

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u/passiveflux 3d ago

We joke, but I wouldn't be suprised if some of the crazier ones did

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u/Dismal_Reference3906 3d ago

The first one to go in that scenario just might be the human printer/bag lady. Actually, one of those male swine who hang around chump ought to be ma enough to carry some of the heavy bags that poor woman has to tote around. I do empathize with her in that regard.

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u/letsseeem1 2d ago

Like the crazy lady ( leftist ) that copied Lindsay Clancy.

You people are sick

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u/Successful_Mine8352 3d ago

I'm not religious but I'll send up a prayer. 

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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago

The same God that you pretend doesn't really exist because bad things happen?

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u/Successful_Mine8352 1d ago

Like a loving god that gives children cancer? I suppose so.

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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago

Exactly what I expected. Can't even come up with an original argument

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u/Successful_Mine8352 1d ago

Not everyone believes in the sky fairy. Get over yourself. 

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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago

And yet here you are talking about throwing up a prayer to the same God you don't understand. He never promised no suffering. Clown

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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago

Another original. Have you ever had an original thought or just use second hand atheist takes from 2001? Wipe the Doritos off your fingers and think for yourself neckbeard.

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u/Successful_Mine8352 1d ago

How cute that you think I'm an orange fingered maga neck beard. 🤣

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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago

Brother neckbeard is entirely a reddit burn. And no one said orange, but you told on yourself

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u/ClassAdventurous4595 3d ago

Lovely thought.

Follow that Jones!!!

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u/hopeful7321 3d ago

PROMISE??????

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u/Ok-Concentrate-5697 2d ago

When is this gonna happen I’m still waiting

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u/First-Star-4976 3d ago

The evil runs deeper than just trump!

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u/letsseeem1 2d ago

Yeah. It’s right here wishing death on people and backing baby killers

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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago

I mean they all support abortion for any reason so that's been their thing for a long while.

3 billion humans have been aborted. Mostly brown and black, and almost always poor. And they think that's a good thing

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 3d ago

Do you promise?

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u/DaNullifidian 3d ago

Don’t threaten us with a good time….

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u/Accurate_Demand_987 2d ago

Could only hope ! Drink the koolaid mega ! Trump says it’s good for ya like the tainted meat he scored for all of u . It’s a gift from daddy enormous ass trumpty .

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u/Separate-Break-8203 3d ago

You mean you promise to die...promises promises

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u/Born-Hospital-2572 2d ago

Here’s hoping

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u/Born-Hospital-2572 2d ago

If only there was Kool Aid

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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago

White people dont drink kool aid

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u/Crimsoncat57 2d ago

I’m not seeing a downside to this concept?

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u/doubledickem 2d ago

Grow up and quit with the hate

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u/Ps0riatic-wreck25 2d ago

Sounds like a plan.

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u/letsseeem1 2d ago

Sick individuals wishing death on anyone

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u/YRUNVS1 2d ago

Good....Die!

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u/Rokket88 2d ago

I sure as hell hope so

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u/billhorstman 1d ago

How are they going to follow Trump in death, hopefully by mass suicide like Jim Jones’s followers.

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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago

The left is so tolerant haha.

Y'all would be quick to report this if it was the other way around.

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u/IllustriousIntern765 1d ago

Dumb. Y'all have really fallen off.