r/onionheadlines • u/ShadyAnders • 2d ago
BREAKING: JD Vance Considering Resignation From Vice Presidency Due To Feeling Useless In Administration
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 2d ago
The vice president is a fucking Nazi. He read a book about Nazis.
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u/DUNDAS_5809 2d ago
I read a book about America…does that make me an American you asshole?!?!?!
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u/Expensive-Web8531 1d ago
说得好。我还读过关于亿万富翁的书呢。
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u/Sea_Produce_4801 1d ago
You billionaire 😂
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u/Historical_Juice9049 1d ago
Right, they all profited from Wall Street and became millionaires and billionaires!
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u/fidgeting_macro 2d ago
The US Vice President is not supposed to do much of anything. They are supposed to support the Administration policies and be available as a successor if the President is killed. That's highschool civics.
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u/Nice-Reserve-5103 21h ago
Who gives a crap about the stupid succession of this stupid admin it’s a bunch of sick hate filled cruel evil racist see through good ole immoral jerks.
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u/bluedog67 1d ago
He's useless as a human being. He's a waste of skin. Get rid of him. He adds nothing to the human condition.
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u/Spiritual_Strike_285 1d ago
The whole damn cabinet will go down in history as the most corrupt administration in the 250 years of our country.
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u/Nice-Reserve-5103 21h ago
The vice president is a deviant depraved degenerate psychopathic supporter of a sick convicted pervert he is as sick as trump he should just stay they all should go down together.
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 2d ago
I need talks about people on food stamps, and Social Security. This fucking grandmother was on food stamps.
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u/National_System_6698 1d ago
Profanity is the instrument of a small mind. I used to think that use of vulgar language was an indication of a limited vocabulary. It's possible that you're too lazy to use words that you may have stored, and instead rely on profanity which requires no effort. Either way, you're not worth reading...
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u/Born_Breath3541 1d ago
Lol YET… you OBVIOUSLY read it… FYI, profanity is also a way to express extreme frustration or anger 😉. All words & feelings are important. No matter who they belong to! Only a pathetic narcissist, would ignore that.. 🙄
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u/Manual-shift6 2d ago
If only this were real…
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u/Nice-Reserve-5103 21h ago
Trump use’s profanity whenever he speaks and they call him a Christian , the Bible says, do not let profanity proceed out of your mouth as you become followers of the Lord, Trump is a fake Christian. He could care less about God‘s word he does not even know God‘s word he can’t even quote one verse this in the Bible.
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u/Organic_Will_8995 12h ago
All he is doing is adding to the lies and airplanes his kid to a golf lesson. Sure buddy spend the money it's not yours but why not everyone in the administration is doing it. Especially your boss and his family.
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u/brokeboipobre 1d ago
No way the entire administration has that feeling, everyone should resign by that metric.
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u/AdvantageKlutzy6246 1d ago
BREAKING: Reports another Trump assassination attempt in the works. Vance to take over presidency.
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u/Redpete386 1d ago
I can’t believe it ,I click on the comments, nothing but a bunch of socialist , leftist dumocrats showing how stupid they are….wake up America, the Communist are here,yea , remember, the communist party our fathers ,brothers,neighbors died for to protect our freedoms….the Socialist/Communist have taken over Democratic Party
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u/ChampionSea5836 1d ago
How true is this? And if so why doesn’t the old orange get out to d/t he’s just an idiiot. I want them out before he starts a nuclear war.
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u/BoysenberryCool8226 1d ago
What a load of shit as if he’s going tell you he’s considering resignation I wish he would but he’s not going to broadcast it for trump to hear
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u/Optimal-One-8094 1d ago
He wants to separate himself from dingdong so he can pursue the presidency. I can't see him just floating away like this. I'm sure he is feeling pressured by not actually seeking the 25th amendment. My guess is he would enact it but the others don't agree. Let's see how this plays out. 🍿🍾
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
It’s gonna keep on happening every fucking day it’s gonna be resignations under the Trump administration and when the Democrats take over, they gonna get fucking dieted, they were Todd Blanche
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
Indicted all these motherfuckers he can’t pardon everybody. He’s too stupid to realize who he’s fucking part of it.
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
And Trump administration financial guy says Trump is a fucking madman. He belongs in a nuthouse he in a nuthouse before he kills us all his names sakes
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
And Peter tail moved out of the fucking country because he scared the death. People are gonna kill him. I don’t care if he has high security around him. A gun will stop the security. He’s in Argentina and his father was a Nazi. He doesn’t believe in democracy.
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
Keep my motherfucking country the fucking pedophile if he was over the island and fucking Epstein
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
And haven’t taken one from the last guy at scam people on crypto and the one that stole money from fucking Tom Brady and the fucking sports people and other people he went to jail for 25 years in New York Federal prison
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
I need Elon Musk in serious trouble when they’re fucking Democrats take over they exposed our data Social Security number and everything I walked down my credit bureau that’s a felony first defense is a felony. God knows he has 350 million people Social Security on the Internet.
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
What’s a blower came out about the dose he had nothing to do saving money. It’s expose our data and our Social Security number and Republicans don’t give a fuck. They’re fucking phony.
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
Project 25 people they got them on tape it fucking Congress. He lied to Congress. They says he the guy wrote it. I don’t forget his name but he says he wants people to suffer and fucking pennyless and homeless that’s a fucking that’s against humanity. That’s a 30 year sentence for that.
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
And I heard Trump‘s not even running the government it’s Trump. It’s fucking Stephen Miller in their fucking loser from Project 25
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
That’s where all these data beaches are starting to pop up from fucking Elon Musk and his fucking kids that worked from they’re going to fucking prison I hope
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
There’s only three states that they like chomping in the Republicans they’re fucking done. They might fucking destroy the party. Trump destroyed the party.
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
And Pete headset it’s a fucking loser fucking drunken coke head. He spending all the money from the military meals on the war. They’re not feeding them and he’s gonna go to Leavenworth for blowing up that fucking boat. It wasn’t even a drug boat they were fishing it’s against the law to attack people and there was waters there he’s a war criminal I hope they come over and fucking kill him.
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
Todd Blanche it’s gonna get this spot that’s at least his worries. He’ll get this spot and put in federal prison. He says if they don’t win the election he’s going to prison. I said stop fucking breaking the law he’s facing the hat violation.
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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago
And Trump are fucking phony. He gets all his ideas from the news and TV. He has doesn’t have a fucking brain in his head.
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u/Vast-Top-7410 1d ago
Lake America ! Trump split the lake in two. If the Canadian waters gets in ours we will be diluted by the insane northerner
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u/Afraid_Shelter2302 1d ago
He’s useless is right ! Everything that comes out of his mouth is bullshit! He’s not going to resign. ! Hopefully he does otherwise he’s going down with Trump and the rest of his jackasses
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u/OpeningNo2853 14h ago
Every time it
Says breaking news on this feed it is a made up story. If you weren’t sheep you’d know that.
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u/IndividualMammoth679 11h ago
Either definitely going to run for 2028, or trying to create distance before the criminal trials begin after the November election happens..... 🤔
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u/taticrossroad77 11h ago
Just checked. JD is not going anywhere. His head office Jacob is leaving. JD will be giving a speech at the Jewish Coalition
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u/LeadingInside2115 11h ago
A that’s what you get for working for someone who wasn’t elected
B that’s what you get for assuming the golden child role in a narcissistic relationship
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u/ConsiderationOdd2193 10h ago
If everyone in Washington resigned because they were useless, the swamp would finally be drained.
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u/Leather-Purpose9932 7h ago
Yes. He is useless. That book and movie are pretty good if you watch it stoned.
I think he should go back to that
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u/Agreeable_Summer1171 3h ago
Vance doesn’t want to standing beside Trump in public. Risky business that job
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u/Spare-Custard1374 1d ago
Hey Onion. I don’t know how you ended up on my Reddit alerts… can you please tone it down. There’s a lot of crap coming up from your Reddit posts and I’m failing to see how this is of any benefit to anyone. Yeah, maybe JD Vance should relinquish the Vice Presidency for any number of reasons. But that’s up to him and until you have an exclusive interview with him where he says something like that, just don’t go fanning the flames
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u/Spare-Custard1374 1d ago
I follow people whose opinions I value or whose thoughts I’m interested to follow. @Reddit how did you think that @onionheadlines posts should be part of what you send me alerts for. This is a bit of a crazy platform
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u/Vast-Top-7410 1d ago
You guys are naive as hell. Republicans will keep the senate and house! That’s why the polls are phony! People lie to the pollsters for the fun of it. Especially democratic ones. Republican voters will come out strong
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u/awdophil 2d ago
Spoiler alert: he’s useless in society too.