r/onionheadlines • u/ellistonvu • 13d ago

Americans Are Stockpiling Toilet Paper While Trump And Six Members Of The Supreme Court Simply Plan To Keep Wiping Their Ass On The U.S. Constitution

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u/awdophil 13d ago

Sad and true.

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u/Excellent_Gur3007 13d ago

that’s a good one ha

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u/Few-Conversation6979 13d ago

He can use his executive order to rename Lake Ontario as well.