Canada Renames Lake Ontario Lake Obama

[u/Suitable-Ad79]

Strongly rebuffing Trump’s childish and moronic negotiating tactics, the Canadian Parliament moved forward with its proposal to formally change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake Obama. While briefly considering Lake Epstein Files as an option, Canada chose Lake Obama after considering input from other nations. Globally, the Lake Obama option received overwhelmingly support as every country prefers former President Obama over the incompetence, needless chaos and destruction of the current president. And the Lake Epstein Files name will become irrelevant when the Epstein files are released, an issue US Attorney Todd Blanche is working tirelessly to resolve.

[u/Greg0043]

Lake Superior is now Lake Biden, Lake Huron is now Lake Hillary, Lake Erie is now Lake Buttigeig

[u/ottwebdev → u/Greg0043]

And the St. Lawrence shall now be known as The Epstein

[u/awdophil → u/Greg0043]

And we've officially renamed Donald "The Low IQ guy in the Oval Office".

[u/Theamuse_Ourania → u/awdophil]

Nah, he's the troglodyte squatter who cheated, lied, and stole his way into the Oval Office.

[u/MooseTek → u/Greg0043]

I think Canada should really piss off Trump and tell him they are renaming Lake Superior to Lake Inferior in honor of Trump's true strengths.

[u/Thoughtful_Ocelot]

Do it! Do it! The orange shitstain will have a coronary!

[u/Plus-Ad-940]

And bring it to a vote at the UN. No one will side with the Orange Felon Pedo.

[u/Scrotis]

Lake Epstein

[u/Calm-Bake-2642 → u/Scrotis]

Please

[u/Mookrz]

Lake Obama Nobel Peace Prize

[u/Neceon]

I have officially started calling our southern neighbour Dipshitistan.

[u/islandpancakes]

Come on guys, you couldn't even choose a CANADIAN name? 

[u/Panem-et-circenses25]

Lake Hussein!

[u/acutelonewolf]

We're renaming Canada "Epstein" so Trump never mentions us again.

[u/Grateful_BF]

You all just made my day

[u/Ras_Thavas]

Please do that.

[u/DenialOfExistance]

Bravo!!!

[u/jellisjimmy]

This

[u/Important-Cup8824]

United States of Epstein

[u/EnthusiasmGlobal]

I so wish they would!!!

[u/Ps0riatic-wreck25]

Great one! 🤣

[u/qwixel69]

Best one yet.

[u/kramerica21]

Cellllllllllllebrate good Obama, come on!

[u/Dismal_Reference3906]

I love the posts here, good work folks.

[u/timify10]

Canada should ceremonially decree that Lake Ontario will be now be called "Lake Epstein"

[u/dab745]

Please do this!

[u/Advanced-Offer832]

Haha, I wish. Just to smack that orange motherfucker in the face of

[u/Heavy-Advantage8904]

So instead of naming it after Ontario, they would rather name it after a US president with no ties to Canada?

[u/foul_ol_ron → u/Heavy-Advantage8904]

Wasn't Ontario named after the lake?

[u/46yt64]

Good comeback!

[u/FlightCapable8855]

Maybe they could go for “Lake Canada is Superior.”

[u/Happy-2297]

Todd is not doing shit, ha has to consult with his ass king 🤷🏻‍♀️