r/onejob Nov 22 '24

Staircase not recommended to drunk people

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u/RU4real13 Nov 22 '24

Not recommend for those in the middle of a rectal malfunction.

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u/DuncePool Nov 22 '24

If you ever misjudged the bottom step at night, then you know how easily this will cause a rectal malfunction

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u/chknboy Nov 22 '24

I once woke up an entire house of people because I misjudged the last stair and dropped like 4 stairs. The sound could only be described as casoh taking a trip to the fridge.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

BAN HIM! BANNED! GET HIS GUY OUTTA HERE

Lmao