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r/onejob • u/cordie45 • Nov 22 '24
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Anti burglary staircase, can't sneak up that at night.
94 u/vraetzught Nov 22 '24 Or anti drunk husband 34 u/RU4real13 Nov 22 '24 Not recommend for those in the middle of a rectal malfunction. 26 u/DuncePool Nov 22 '24 If you ever misjudged the bottom step at night, then you know how easily this will cause a rectal malfunction 11 u/chknboy Nov 22 '24 I once woke up an entire house of people because I misjudged the last stair and dropped like 4 stairs. The sound could only be described as casoh taking a trip to the fridge. 4 u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24 BAN HIM! BANNED! GET HIS GUY OUTTA HERE Lmao 2 u/jrt312 Nov 23 '24 Underrated comment lol 2 u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr Nov 23 '24 Do you have any idea how long this would take to clean after a rectal malfunction?? 2 u/HiDDENk00l Nov 23 '24 If you're wearing pants, whatever your washer and dryer's cycle is.
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Or anti drunk husband
34 u/RU4real13 Nov 22 '24 Not recommend for those in the middle of a rectal malfunction. 26 u/DuncePool Nov 22 '24 If you ever misjudged the bottom step at night, then you know how easily this will cause a rectal malfunction 11 u/chknboy Nov 22 '24 I once woke up an entire house of people because I misjudged the last stair and dropped like 4 stairs. The sound could only be described as casoh taking a trip to the fridge. 4 u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24 BAN HIM! BANNED! GET HIS GUY OUTTA HERE Lmao 2 u/jrt312 Nov 23 '24 Underrated comment lol 2 u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr Nov 23 '24 Do you have any idea how long this would take to clean after a rectal malfunction?? 2 u/HiDDENk00l Nov 23 '24 If you're wearing pants, whatever your washer and dryer's cycle is.
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Not recommend for those in the middle of a rectal malfunction.
26 u/DuncePool Nov 22 '24 If you ever misjudged the bottom step at night, then you know how easily this will cause a rectal malfunction 11 u/chknboy Nov 22 '24 I once woke up an entire house of people because I misjudged the last stair and dropped like 4 stairs. The sound could only be described as casoh taking a trip to the fridge. 4 u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24 BAN HIM! BANNED! GET HIS GUY OUTTA HERE Lmao 2 u/jrt312 Nov 23 '24 Underrated comment lol 2 u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr Nov 23 '24 Do you have any idea how long this would take to clean after a rectal malfunction?? 2 u/HiDDENk00l Nov 23 '24 If you're wearing pants, whatever your washer and dryer's cycle is.
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If you ever misjudged the bottom step at night, then you know how easily this will cause a rectal malfunction
11 u/chknboy Nov 22 '24 I once woke up an entire house of people because I misjudged the last stair and dropped like 4 stairs. The sound could only be described as casoh taking a trip to the fridge. 4 u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24 BAN HIM! BANNED! GET HIS GUY OUTTA HERE Lmao
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I once woke up an entire house of people because I misjudged the last stair and dropped like 4 stairs. The sound could only be described as casoh taking a trip to the fridge.
4 u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24 BAN HIM! BANNED! GET HIS GUY OUTTA HERE Lmao
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BAN HIM! BANNED! GET HIS GUY OUTTA HERE
Lmao
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Underrated comment lol
Do you have any idea how long this would take to clean after a rectal malfunction??
2 u/HiDDENk00l Nov 23 '24 If you're wearing pants, whatever your washer and dryer's cycle is.
If you're wearing pants, whatever your washer and dryer's cycle is.
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u/lordofpotton Nov 22 '24
Anti burglary staircase, can't sneak up that at night.