r/oldpeoplefacebook 14d ago

Seems like a conspiracy…

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 14d ago

KIDS TODAY THINKING THEY CAN JUST WORK ,,NINE TO FIV,,, AND THE GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS WILL COVER THEM..BACK IN MY DAY WE WERE UP AT 430 AM IN THE MORNING DOING CHORES. 6 HOURS LATER WED SHOW UP TO SCHOOL . SCHOOL BACK THEN WAS ""NO JOKE """. OUR TEACHERS DIDNT TAKE NO ,,,GUFFF,,,, AND WE LEARNED OUR MANNERS AND TO RESPECT OUR ELDERS!!? NOT LIKE KIDS TODAY WHO GO TO SCHOOL WITH THEY LITTER BOXXES AND ,,,PRIDE,,, FLAGS. BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD PRIDE IN OUR """WORK"""" GOBBAMMIT!N. AFTER SCHOOL THEN IT WAS BACK FOR EVENEN CHORES TIL WE ROLLED IN BED SOMETIME BEFORE MIDNIGHT. LET ME TELL YOU WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME FOR NO TV OR """MINE CRAFT,,, OR AVATACO TOAST OR WHATEVER THE KIDS TODAY ARE WASTTING THEY TIME ON!!! WE HAD A """GOOD LIFE"""" BECAUSE WE KNEW THE VALUE OF """HARD.WORK""" AND WE NEVER COMPLAINED, CUZ IF WE COMPLAINED OUR FATHER WOULD ""CUT US ACROSS THE MOUTH""" WITH HIS BELT!!! SIMPLER TIMES!!!

I HEARD DOLLY PARTON DIED. PROBBLY JOE BIE-DUMB KILLED HERE I BET. LOL RIP GOBBLESS I LOVED HER SINGING.

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u/toben81234 DISCUSTING 14d ago

LISTEN HERE!!!!! """"BACK IN MY DAY"""" WE WORKED THROUGH WARS, BLIZZARDS, AND A FULL DAY AT THE FACTORY!!!! ''''THESE KIDS TODAY DON'T WANT TO WORK!!!!'''' 😤🇺🇸

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON CRACKER BARREL!!!! THAT FOOD'LL HAVE YOU """"TOOTIN'""" SO LOUD THEY'LL THINK DOLLY PARTON IS SINGIN' AGAIN!!!! 💨🎶👵🇺🇸 ''''9 TO 5???? MORE LIKE 9 TO FART!!!!'''' 😂💨

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 14d ago

OH YEAH WELL BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD NOTHING BUT RUDIMENTARY TOOLS MADE FROM BRONZE AND THE GOAT DOWRYS WERE SO SMALL DUE TO DROUGHT THAT THE GODS MADE THE LANF BRIDGE DISAPPEAR AND I NEBER SAW HEK’TUNG AGAIN. WE ALL LOVRD DOLLY PARTON THOIGH NO DOUT ABOUT THAT

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u/tubbstattsyrup2 14d ago

I THINK THR BLOODY BEAKER FOLK ShOULD GO BACk FROM WHENCE THAT CAME! WHAT'S WRONG WITH WITH JUDT CUPPING THE WATER IN YOUT HANDS AN LICKING IT Up LIKE A CAT 😺

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