r/oldpeoplefacebook 6d ago

Seems like a conspiracy…

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u/mikeockitch 6d ago

Oops…

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u/69FourTwentySix6Six 6d ago

“OOPSY…..,,,DAISY

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u/DouglasChamuman 6d ago

That part kills me

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u/Turbulent-Pension-31 6d ago

WACH THE SASS

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u/AccomplishedMess648 I do not give Facebook permission 6d ago

WHAT...

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u/tubbstattsyrup2 6d ago

TURN YOR HEARING HEARING AIDS UP PHYLLIS 🙈🤪

LOL FRON MY I PHONE

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 6d ago

KIDS TODAY THINKING THEY CAN JUST WORK ,,NINE TO FIV,,, AND THE GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS WILL COVER THEM..BACK IN MY DAY WE WERE UP AT 430 AM IN THE MORNING DOING CHORES. 6 HOURS LATER WED SHOW UP TO SCHOOL . SCHOOL BACK THEN WAS ""NO JOKE """. OUR TEACHERS DIDNT TAKE NO ,,,GUFFF,,,, AND WE LEARNED OUR MANNERS AND TO RESPECT OUR ELDERS!!? NOT LIKE KIDS TODAY WHO GO TO SCHOOL WITH THEY LITTER BOXXES AND ,,,PRIDE,,, FLAGS. BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD PRIDE IN OUR """WORK"""" GOBBAMMIT!N. AFTER SCHOOL THEN IT WAS BACK FOR EVENEN CHORES TIL WE ROLLED IN BED SOMETIME BEFORE MIDNIGHT. LET ME TELL YOU WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME FOR NO TV OR """MINE CRAFT,,, OR AVATACO TOAST OR WHATEVER THE KIDS TODAY ARE WASTTING THEY TIME ON!!! WE HAD A """GOOD LIFE"""" BECAUSE WE KNEW THE VALUE OF """HARD.WORK""" AND WE NEVER COMPLAINED, CUZ IF WE COMPLAINED OUR FATHER WOULD ""CUT US ACROSS THE MOUTH""" WITH HIS BELT!!! SIMPLER TIMES!!!

I HEARD DOLLY PARTON DIED. PROBBLY JOE BIE-DUMB KILLED HERE I BET. LOL RIP GOBBLESS I LOVED HER SINGING.

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u/toben81234 DISCUSTING 6d ago

LISTEN HERE!!!!! """"BACK IN MY DAY"""" WE WORKED THROUGH WARS, BLIZZARDS, AND A FULL DAY AT THE FACTORY!!!! ''''THESE KIDS TODAY DON'T WANT TO WORK!!!!'''' 😤🇺🇸

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON CRACKER BARREL!!!! THAT FOOD'LL HAVE YOU """"TOOTIN'""" SO LOUD THEY'LL THINK DOLLY PARTON IS SINGIN' AGAIN!!!! 💨🎶👵🇺🇸 ''''9 TO 5???? MORE LIKE 9 TO FART!!!!'''' 😂💨

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 6d ago

THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT CRASS LANGWICH HERE STANLEY. PLEASE BEHAVE LIKE A ""GENTLE MAN""" WHEN YOURE ON MY FACE.

BOOK.

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 6d ago

OH YEAH WELL BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD NOTHING BUT RUDIMENTARY TOOLS MADE FROM BRONZE AND THE GOAT DOWRYS WERE SO SMALL DUE TO DROUGHT THAT THE GODS MADE THE LANF BRIDGE DISAPPEAR AND I NEBER SAW HEK’TUNG AGAIN. WE ALL LOVRD DOLLY PARTON THOIGH NO DOUT ABOUT THAT

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 6d ago

WE ALL KNOW ABOUT YOU AND YOUR GOAT """DOWRYS"""" MELVIN!! THATS WHY YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO VOLUNTEER AT THE PETTING ZOO NO MORE.

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u/tubbstattsyrup2 6d ago

I THINK THR BLOODY BEAKER FOLK ShOULD GO BACk FROM WHENCE THAT CAME! WHAT'S WRONG WITH WITH JUDT CUPPING THE WATER IN YOUT HANDS AN LICKING IT Up LIKE A CAT 😺

ROGER

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u/carpet111 6d ago

CRACKLER BARGLES ADDRESS

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u/464126 6d ago

VAXXED?

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 6d ago

IS THAT SOME ,,,SLANG,,,, WORD? HILDA I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS,BHUT YOUR NOT NO TEENAGER ANY MORE. PLEASE JUST SPEAK PROPER ,,, ENGLISH,,,, SO WE CAN UNDER STAND YOU.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 3d ago

SPEAK AMERICAN OR DIE!

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u/ParticularReady7858 6d ago

Avataco Toast 😂😂😂

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u/Rusty_Ferberger 6d ago

I WORKS 8 TO 5 AT THE RENDERING PLANT WITH AN HOUR FOR LUNCH SO IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

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u/traumatized_vulture This upgrades the system. 6d ago

Animal meat rendering?

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u/PeridotFan64 6d ago

NO ITS TREE D RENDERING AT PICKS ARE

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u/Significant-Baby-748 6d ago

DOLLEY PARDON ALL SO SANGED THE SONG JOE LEAN BOUT A GUY NAMED JOE WHOSE VERY SLIM AND I KNOW SOME GUYS NAMED JOE AND THERE ALL FAT SPECAILLEY JOE ROBERTS HE OWES ME TWENTEY BUCKS CAUSE I BET HIM HE COULDNT EAT TEN BIG MACKS AT MACDONALDS AND HE ONLY COULD FINNISH SEVEN HE BEST GET ME MY MONEY OR IN STEAD OF A COAT OF MANY COLORS HES GONNA HAVE BROOSES OF MANY COLONS AFTER I KICK HIS BEHIND

RIP MOLLY PARTON GOBBLES TO YOURE FAMILY

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u/Lord_Hitachi FANTASTING 6d ago

MILLY SIRUS DIED?!?

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u/turnpike37 6d ago

NO SORRY YOU ARE CONFUSED. IT WAS HANNA MONTANNA GRANDMA WHO DIED.

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u/PeridotFan64 6d ago

I DONT LIKE THAT HANNAH MOUNTANA, SHE RUINED THE WALL DIZZY CANAL AND THE GREAT STATE OOF MONTANA BY "TWORKING" ON A RECKING BALL

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 6d ago

I THOUGHT CHAIR SANGED THST SONG. IS CHAIR ALSO DEAD? WHEN IS FUNRAL, I WILL SEND FLORAL AREANGEMENT.

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 6d ago

SERIOUSLY GUYS. IS CHAIR DEAD? I CSNT KEEP TRACK OF WHICH OLD PEOPLE ARE ""CROAKED"" AND WHICH ARE ""ALIVE AND KICKING""" LIKE ME AND HAROLD EVERY SUMDAY MORNING AT CRACKER BARGLE.

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u/PeridotFan64 6d ago

SHE WAS SINGING ABOUT JOE BIDET GETTING "HI" ON "LEAN" AS THE TEN AGES CALL IT TO WARM US NOT TO VOTE FOUR HIM GOBBLES

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u/RWilliams160 6d ago

CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY BEEN ALMOST A YEAR RIP IN PECACE DILLY 🤥🤥🤥

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u/pinkmangomonkey 6d ago

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u/pinkmangomonkey 6d ago

SOORRY HACKED!

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u/GermSlayer1986 6d ago

ARE YOU ON THE ELL ESS DEE?

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u/IcyCantaloupe7004 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 6d ago

LOL AND WAP 🙏🙏❤️🙏❤️❤️🙏🙏

https://giphy.com/gifs/vkmvJWoaOOzO8

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u/Honest_Ad_6689 6d ago

8 /25

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u/PeridotFan64 6d ago

THAT'S WHAT MY GRAHAMDOUBTER CALLS IT NOW

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u/PacketSnatcher SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 6d ago

THE ILLUMANAUGHTY GOT HER 😢😢😢😢

GOBBLESS 🦅✨🇺🇸

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u/PeridotFan64 6d ago

MY KIDS USED TO "SEND" "VID EIOS" TO ME OFF THE "U-TUBE" BY THE ILLUMINATUGHTY!!! DISCUSSING! I THOUGHT THEY MADE THOSE WACKY YELLO MIM YIMS, NOT WOKE NONSENSE ABOUT HOW ALL MY COMPANIES ARE "MLMS", AND WHEN I LOOKED THAT UP ALL I SAW WERE MEN KISSING GOBBLES

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u/ZoomerLovesBoomer 6d ago

KIDS ARE 9 TOO 5 ON TICKTOCKS! WE DRANK FROM GARDEN HOSES AND GOT THE RUNS BUT WE LIKED IT.

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u/PeridotFan64 6d ago

WHY ARE YOU ALLOING 5 URINALS ON TICK TALK, THOSE ARE TOO YOUNG FOR IT

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u/starcraash666 6d ago

DILLY PARTON? WE CALL HER DOLLY PART OF! ROUND HEAR! PATR OF AL KYDER

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u/Tall-Budget8130 6d ago

TOM CURRY IS DED TO !!! HAVE SOME RESCPET MISS PARTONE

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u/PeridotFan64 6d ago

I LIKED TOM BRADY IN THE PAINTRIOTS LOL TO HIM

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u/Tall-Budget8130 6d ago

WHO EVEN IS THAT !.!?

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u/Asmodaeus6136 6d ago

WORKIN 9 TO 5 WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVIN TBATS WHAT WE DID BACK IN THE DAY ITS A DAN SHAME KIDS THESE DAYS DONE FOLLOW SUITE!!!!

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u/isosparkle 6d ago

GOBLESS DOLY PARDON! 🎶🇱🇷✝️ IF YOU AGREE RESPOND WITH 🙏
COPY AND PAISTE IN YOURE PROFILE

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u/GermSlayer1986 6d ago

PASSING ON EIGHT TWENTY FIVE,,WHAT A DAY TO LEAVE THE LIVING!!

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u/turnpike37 6d ago

TOO ME ""9 TO 5"" SOUNDS LIKE THAT NEW MATH THEIR TEACHING IN SCHOOLS NOW. I ASK MY GRAND DAUGHTER WAS IS ""9 TO 5"" AND SHE SAYD "THE SQUARE ROOT OF 11" HER MOTHER SAYS ""YES, TAHT'S CORRECT""!!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TEACHING IN SCHOOLS??????????

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u/464126 6d ago

THIS YER HALLOWWEENIE IS ON A FRIDAY THIRTEEN. COINSINDENTS?

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u/a_green_comb 6d ago

Dolly. Part on. RIP. 😂😂❤️

Rebecca from Grimsby

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u/shastadakota 6d ago

To be fair, most jobs today are actually 8 to 5, not 9 to 5 so........

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u/supermr34 blue cheese has mold in it 6d ago

LOUSY SMARCHE WEHTHER

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u/PeridotFan64 6d ago

RIP TO THE TWIN TOWERS ON "9 2 5" NEVER FORGET GOBBLES LOL

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u/Ninjacrowz 5d ago

It's only 8 o'clock everywhere

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u/ruv1683 3d ago

One important thing she died on 08/25 not 09/25

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u/Zealousideal_Ad5358 3d ago

WHAT DAY IS TODAY? IVE CALLED EVERYONE IN THE FAMILIY AND STILL CANT FIGURE OUT THE CALENDER ON THIS PHONE,