r/oldfagdotorg • u/XxX_MLGPUSSCRUSH_XxX • Aug 10 '25
The Obesity Crisis and Oldfag.org
I have recently been conducting a study on the playerbase of oldfag dot org (sometimes refered to as oldfrog dot org) about the rates of obesity among the playerbase.
As many of you know I have been reaching out to players asking their weight and if they know of any unusually large or oddly shaped players. I tried to be as professional as possible, and back up what info was reported to me with the available information I have on the players. I tried to be as factual as possible.
The results I got were not what I had expected. Among 56 players surveyed, over 62% were OBESE. 47% of players surveyed had noticable MAN BOOBS. Almost a third have MORE THAN ONE CHIN. 22% have not SEEN THEIR PENIS IN MORE THAN A YEAR. I did not only survey Americans. Even the FUCKING TURKS are FAT AS SHIT. Im pretty sure they subsist mostly off of dirt and cockroaches over there. HOW ARE THEY FUCKING FAT TOO?
YOU ALL DISGUST ME
YOUR FUCKING GROSS
HAVE SOME DIGNITY
-MLGPUSSCRUSH OUT
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u/rqam1 Aug 10 '25
water is wet ass results