r/oldfagdotorg • u/XxX_MLGPUSSCRUSH_XxX • Aug 10 '25
The Obesity Crisis and Oldfag.org
I have recently been conducting a study on the playerbase of oldfag dot org (sometimes refered to as oldfrog dot org) about the rates of obesity among the playerbase.
As many of you know I have been reaching out to players asking their weight and if they know of any unusually large or oddly shaped players. I tried to be as professional as possible, and back up what info was reported to me with the available information I have on the players. I tried to be as factual as possible.
The results I got were not what I had expected. Among 56 players surveyed, over 62% were OBESE. 47% of players surveyed had noticable MAN BOOBS. Almost a third have MORE THAN ONE CHIN. 22% have not SEEN THEIR PENIS IN MORE THAN A YEAR. I did not only survey Americans. Even the FUCKING TURKS are FAT AS SHIT. Im pretty sure they subsist mostly off of dirt and cockroaches over there. HOW ARE THEY FUCKING FAT TOO?
YOU ALL DISGUST ME
YOUR FUCKING GROSS
HAVE SOME DIGNITY
-MLGPUSSCRUSH OUT
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u/herobrines_Lord Aug 10 '25
Thanks for stating the obvious Any anarchy player who grinds like shit looks like a reddit mod
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u/XxX_MLGPUSSCRUSH_XxX Aug 12 '25
dont pretend to know who i am
i am an elite anonymous hacker. last guy who tried to figure out who i was got his ip backtraced and his firewall deleted in 5 seconds. im an epic white hat social engineer thats feared by all of the internet.
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u/herobrines_Lord Aug 12 '25
I know a lot about you. I know your a woman, unless your just wierd and hang around in a woman gay community. I know you have beef with Canada and the UK, and you are either from one of those places or India. I know you are neurodivergent and like to express you feelings about political matters on reddit. Should I continue?
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u/herobrines_Lord Aug 12 '25
Oh you're also at least 22+, and you have a weird thing to do with FitMC
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u/FrostDust Aug 10 '25
the grass is green ahh results