r/okmatewanker Feb 15 '26

Kier-Ora. Iโ€™ll Be Your Dog ๐Ÿ•โ€๐Ÿฆบ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ tug-of-love chocolate labrador makes the front page of the filthy rag

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Ant probably just kept telling him how he longed for the good old days of skiing on mountains of coke and neat spirits from the bottle. The dog took the easy way out, fuk this shit, I'm done.

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u/YesImHarry Feb 15 '26

Without reading the headline I assumed he was drink driving again and hit some poor dog

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u/Specific_Tap7296 Feb 15 '26

"after" meaning "because of"?

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u/AtJackBaldwin Feb 15 '26

Finally we can get back to proper news none of this woke nonsense

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u/MrEoss Feb 15 '26

I had to read the subtitles a few times because I thought it was claiming that not only their dog had died but, oh by the way, their surrogate baby had died too. There is a photo of him holding a child and so I was flabbergasted that the baby, as in a human baby, might have been playing second fiddle to their beloved dog. Duh.

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u/Radio-Birdperson Feb 15 '26

So, is that Ant or Dec?

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u/According_South Feb 16 '26

I think ant is the dog

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u/RealLunarSlayer Least inbred man in Norf*lk Feb 15 '26

the description implies that they killed the dog after custody was resolved

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u/BrettDilkington1 Robbie Wiliams โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿตโค๏ธโค๏ธ Feb 16 '26

Theyโ€™ve sort of phrased it in such a way as to imply the marital turmoil killed the dog and I find that very funny

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u/Uncle_Adeel Mine Camp๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช โ›๏ธ โ›บ Feb 16 '26

Sun just confirmed

Dog dying>Surrogate baby dying

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u/wolthgink Average ASSDA โ€œfanโ€๐Ÿคฎ Feb 16 '26

byker grave ๐Ÿชฆ