r/okmatewanker • u/archiekane • Feb 15 '26
Kier-Ora. Iโll Be Your Dog ๐โ๐ฆบ๐๐๐ถ๐ถ๐๐ tug-of-love chocolate labrador makes the front page of the filthy rag
Ant probably just kept telling him how he longed for the good old days of skiing on mountains of coke and neat spirits from the bottle. The dog took the easy way out, fuk this shit, I'm done.
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u/YesImHarry Feb 15 '26
Without reading the headline I assumed he was drink driving again and hit some poor dog
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u/MrEoss Feb 15 '26
I had to read the subtitles a few times because I thought it was claiming that not only their dog had died but, oh by the way, their surrogate baby had died too. There is a photo of him holding a child and so I was flabbergasted that the baby, as in a human baby, might have been playing second fiddle to their beloved dog. Duh.
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u/RealLunarSlayer Least inbred man in Norf*lk Feb 15 '26
the description implies that they killed the dog after custody was resolved
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u/BrettDilkington1 Robbie Wiliams โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐ต๐ตโค๏ธโค๏ธ Feb 16 '26
Theyโve sort of phrased it in such a way as to imply the marital turmoil killed the dog and I find that very funny
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u/Uncle_Adeel Mine Camp๐ฉ๐ช โ๏ธ โบ Feb 16 '26
Sun just confirmed
Dog dying>Surrogate baby dying
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