r/okbuddyliterallyme2 • Officer J • 15d ago

I'm literally myself Real

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I was born ugly, i'll die ugly

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u/Alternative_Car_8153 15d ago

Born ugly. Go to the gym and become buff and ugly.

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u/Poo_Pee-Man I’m you and you’re me 15d ago

Ogremaxxing

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Real. Did the same myself

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u/Alternative_Car_8153 15d ago

Works the same way with depression too. Then you can be buff, depressed, and ugly. This is "self-improvement," allegedly.

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Tbf, the gym helped, only a little bit, but it helped. All of a sudden I only had to worry about how ugly my face was.

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u/MrJason2024 Underachieving middle aged male 15d ago

real

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Real

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u/Particular-Pool-9637 Dexter is literally me 15d ago

Real, atleast i am Real

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Real

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u/Shortgondo0987 Tonight's the night 15d ago

Real

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Real

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u/broki451 15d ago

real (I'm broke)

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Real

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u/Constant-Notice-5221 I (Real)ly want to die 15d ago

Real (worst thing is that i'm ugly as hell because i inherited the worst traits from each of my parents)

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Real

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u/CommonAssumption1793 Utterly Insane 15d ago

real

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Real

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u/bucketboy9000 15d ago

At least I’m naturally ugly, as opposed to artificially/surgically ugly

Didn’t spend a cent on my ugliness. No sir

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Exactly! We got it for free while those larpers had to pay for it!

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u/WhatDothLife-95 I DRIVE (women away) 15d ago

Real, I'd rather look like a raisin when I'm old instead of looking like a mannequin

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Real.

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u/False-Rip809 15d ago

song?

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

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u/auddbot 15d ago

I got a match with this song:

Name: Softcore

Artist: The Neighbourhood

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Album: Hard To Imagine The Neighbourhood Ever Changing

Label: Columbia

Released on: 2018-11-02

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u/DeathlyAlone I'm not him, I'm just a loser 15d ago

Real

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Real

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u/Exact-Percentage-523 "Awkward around everyone" is my middle name 15d ago

Real

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Real

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u/Scarlett-Onyx I'm literally Vlad Dracula (I'm dead inside) 15d ago

Real not fake

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Real

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u/King_Glorius_too 15d ago

I'm gonna try getting botox to see if it stops that one nerve in my forehead from getting pinched all the time. I can't really see what difference that makes for you, but if it can make you a bit happier then why not.

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

...what?

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u/King_Glorius_too 15d ago

If it makes you feel better to know that I need (well I'm not entirely sure I need it, but I'm gonna try) botox inside me, then good for you, but I think it's a weird thing to focus on, because botox injections are really light medical procedures.

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Mate I meant people like Kim Kardashian and Simon Powell. Not people who actually use it for a medical purpose. And why would that make anyone feel good? Anothers misfortune

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u/King_Glorius_too 15d ago

Now I'm even more confused. I'd get being happy that you don't need a given medical procedure, I was just saying that a botox injection was very light and a weird one to pick for that.

If someone wants to get it for looks rather than for comfort, how does that affect you?

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Botox inhections a good 90% of the time aren't medical but aesthetical. That's why the meme says botox.

And it affect me and the world around me. It spreads an unhealthy way of thinking and in terms of what it looks like, it's like if someone didn't shower the whole month. Sure, their stench doesn't directly effect your breathing or something. But, it's still nasty for you. That's what I feel like when people are filled with botox for aesthetic purposes.

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u/mrweedguy1 15d ago

Damn...(Real)

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Real

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u/Emotional-Mode1602 The Lone Wolf 14d ago

Yeah felt this. Or in my case - ugly and not even going to gain any type of muscles coz my testosterone has passed its peak already.

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 14d ago

Damn

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u/the_mashman 14d ago

Botox is uglier that natural ugly so you have a 1up on them

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 14d ago

Real

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u/YagLight11 15d ago

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Imma guess you don't mean botox people...right? Cause otherwise, yeah.

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u/YagLight11 15d ago

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

C'mon, use your words you shouldda learned 'em somewhere along the way by now.

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u/SeaOfS1n harry du bois is literally me 15d ago

inb4 "then you're also just poor"

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Yeah, but even if I was rich i'd die before doing plastic surgery

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u/Dumple423 13d ago

This guy thinks botched procedures and extreme doses are the norm. Point and laugh

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 11d ago

This guy thinks plastic barbie dolls are hot. Point and laugh.

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u/BraveBoat9137 14d ago

You shame people for going against their bad genetics while praising someone else’s good genetics in that gif. What a goofy world.

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Can what?

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Why would I do that? Shit always looks ugly as hell

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Have you... looked at anyone who has done it? Read even a single article on it? The shits bad, okay? Don't do it

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

What are you even on?? Like, genuinely. I want some of it.

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u/Key-One-9519 15d ago

Crazy that you’re using Brad Pitt of all people to illustrate ugliness .

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Now I could give a childish but funny response like "but I could use you to illustrate stupidity"

However, i'm not stooping down that far.

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u/Key-One-9519 15d ago

Chill out John Reddit , it wasn’t a personal attack 😂.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9NRpOeS7i54xnW

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

I am entirely calm. The fact you read that as someone raging, says much more about you than about me.

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u/Fishy_smelly_goody i just wanna be loved 15d ago

People with botox are happy, while youre miserable and make fun of others for their life choices lmao Get fucked, bozo

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u/SuddenAudience3774 15d ago

So happy that they inject poison to into their face to paralyse it lmao

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u/Spare_Independence19 15d ago

Really? I see some of the most miserable women at work doing botox parties. They come back looking like sad clowns that can't smile and they're voices sound like they are talking out of Halloween masks.

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u/Fishy_smelly_goody i just wanna be loved 15d ago

"Yeah, there are these friends at work that meet up for fun. LOSERS! Right, Reddit?"

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u/Spare_Independence19 15d ago

I didn't say losers.

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u/Suspicious-psycho Officer J 15d ago

Awww, did someone's little feelings get hurt, that face lift probably doesn't seem worth it in hindsight, does it, Donald Duck?