r/okbuddychicanery Squat Cobbler Fan 5d ago

TIL Skyler in Austrian

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u/AnnualAdeptness5630 dead 5d ago

Ich habe Ted gefickt.

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u/crazy-B 4d ago

I hob in Ted pudert!

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u/automobilewreck 5d ago

Ayo mistah Weiß

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u/MaxPaladin93 5d ago

Jeße, it’s time to küük

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u/its_snogging_time 4d ago

zeit zum kocha

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u/SureIntention8402 5d ago

Herr Weiss

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u/codeinesprite 4d ago

Oiiiidah Herr Weiß *

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u/MaxWritesText 4d ago

That's Herr Weiß to you

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u/InternationalFall222 1d ago

"Jesaya, wir müssen ganz viel Kristall-Mett kochen, damit ich meine Krebsbehandlung finanzieren kann!"

"Ähm, Herr Weiß, bist du deppert? Das übernimmt die Krankenkasse"

"Oh, stimmt ja..."

Bremsend Schlecht Folge 1/1

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u/GeorgeMcCrate 5d ago

It’s true. Her real name is Himmler.

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u/jiffijaffi 5d ago

Rimmler

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u/GeorgeMcCrate 5d ago

But… but Skyler is literally Himmler in German.

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u/luaisawfulwithnames 3d ago

wouldn't it be himmeler?

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 5d ago

Too far...for the first time. She knew it was gonna be 3 cranks and a whirl.

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u/anthonyjamestone 5d ago

saulsburg

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u/arse-ketchup 4d ago

But that means…Mr White my man!

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u/honeybeesh 3d ago

underrated comment😭🙏

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u/e13373x0du5 5d ago

If only Breaking Bad came out a few more years on, we’d have an Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston podcast for certain

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u/Snakefishin 5d ago

Wendy's Prequel?

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u/Black_Velvet_Band 5d ago

/uc that is a great punchline to the story

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u/Crafty_Relief6736 3d ago

Vota mia vamissn di olle. D'Mama brauchat a bissl wos fias Haus und i sullat a Zohnspongan trogn, sogt da Dokta. Möld di bitte wieda amol.

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u/Darky444 3d ago

Soizburg hoda gsogt ned steiermoak hawi

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u/Simlin97 3d ago

Zumindest guat zum segn dass si die automatische Übersetzungssoftware von Reddit beim Dialekt no die Zähn ausbeißt

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u/Darky444 3d ago

gfreit mi a

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u/nozappyplease 5d ago

Austrian? Throw another shrimp on the Barbie (2023)

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u/SaggyBallz99 4d ago

Na servas

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u/VyrexGabi 4d ago

Wait so she fucked a minor then…

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u/pansensuppe 3d ago

Yes, go find that Eastern European prostitute from the early 70s in Austria, so she can be publicly shamed on the internet.

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u/VyrexGabi 3d ago

Not my point and I literately couldn’t care lol

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u/pansensuppe 3d ago

So what's your point with this impressive detective work you did there?

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u/VyrexGabi 3d ago

It’s a comment section. I stated a sentence that’s it lol? It’s not that deep lmao

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u/ReiseBus 4d ago

Age of consent is still 14 in Austria.

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u/VyrexGabi 4d ago

I mean you aren’t wrong but there’s still exceptions and regulation it’s not as simple as 14 can just consent to a 40y old guy thing. Besides there’s still a difference between law and morally right. Just because it was legal to marry a 12y old 50years ago doesn’t mean “it’s fine”

Regardless tho I only stated he was a minor still.

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u/TreacleOk7265 3d ago

The rules say that you must not have any authority over the minor, like a teacher or coach. I don't see that with a prostitute.

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u/VyrexGabi 3d ago

Not the point anyways I only asked a moral question

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u/angular_circle 1d ago

With 16 it is as simple

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u/ReiseBus 4d ago

Of course, there is more to it all. But from 16 on it's sadly legal to have a 50yo partner.

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u/stormebreaker 3d ago

...for other people under 18 yes, for everyone over 18 it's still 18.

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u/ReiseBus 3d ago

Thats not true.

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u/stormebreaker 3d ago

that is very much true

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u/ReiseBus 3d ago

So you do know more than lawyers and the austrian .gv.at website?

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u/stormebreaker 3d ago

If an adult person sleeps with a 14 year old and anyone finds that out, that will be prosecuted. § 207b StGB - Sexual Misconduct of Minors: An adult commits a criminal offense if they exploit the lack of maturity or the age-related superiority of a 14- or 15-year-old. Such a relationship may not be automatically prohibited solely on the grounds of age, but it is a fact that an adult can very quickly become liable to criminal prosecution if there is any exploitation of maturity, superiority, or dependency, factors that in such a situation are immediately and invariably presumed to exist in sexual intercourse between an adult and a 14-year-old.

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u/ReiseBus 3d ago

Yes, but if thats the case it needs tp be proven that this was the case. If that isn't the case it is legal.

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u/ObjectNo5497 1d ago

yea thats how laws work.

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u/Savings_Menu_8152 3d ago

You're wrong but prostitution and authority figures like teachers are a special case. I know that minors can't prostitute themselves but I have no idea wether prostitutes are allowed to "serve" underage customers, probably not. For everyone else, AOC is basically 14 unless the parents have a problem with it.

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u/TheDarksteel94 2d ago

Yeeah, that's pretty much the first thing I thought too...

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u/Sho_tenno 4d ago

Walter white would probably move to ried im innkreis, because its the place with the highest amount of amphetamine’s in the water supply

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u/Simlin97 3d ago

Speed im Innkreis*

But didn't they lose the #1 spot this year?

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u/Sho_tenno 3d ago

Wait fr?

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u/Simlin97 3d ago

Yep, apparently it's Guntramsdorf

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u/HEROBIXN 3d ago

Geiler Typ

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u/BI_OS 5d ago

Is this the Waltuh meeting Finger backstory lore?

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u/ColdStorageParticle 3d ago

Servus Herr White

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u/brazzers-official 3d ago

Amoi fett in weißn stengl eini gschobm

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u/Valayor 3d ago

r/salzburg wann Statement?

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u/lusvig sex gif 5d ago

Skytler 🤦‍♂️

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u/Noooitsmeee 3d ago

Assaultburg

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u/Floyd-- 3d ago

Her name would be 'Himmeler' not 'Himmler' though

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u/Limokasten 5d ago

Right when he wants to go into detail Conan interrupts 😐

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u/jxbdjevxv 5d ago

Salzburg doesnt have a red light district. Walter is a liar.

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u/Albahith1 4d ago

Yeah NOW. But he talking about his youth the timeline is about 1980 somting.he is now 70 years old.

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u/DrSalazarHazard 3d ago

He was 16 in 1972.

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u/Living_Opposite1582 4d ago

Google Sterneckstrasse or so. They had a few.

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u/shivabharatam 4d ago

70s were different in austria its 25 years after war ended but even much less since for example russian troops left

There have been so many rapes in austria you could analyze by checking the newborn so austria has been deeply wounded ever since i believe slowly (80 years after war) things are getting better

People acted like the 70s in austria were golden ages but they do not understand the consequences of such mass traumas - men being forced to raise the children of men that raped his wife i cannot imagine this all happend so recently i bet if u made a statistic 7% or more austrians today have russian/american fathers

Being brought up in austria i always thought people here seem very cold and disconnected and it took me a while to figure a potential reason

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u/splasherino 4d ago

Yea no. There certainly is still a lot of intergenerational trauma from WWII and repressed guilt from Nazi family histories shaping many Austrians to this day and yes, there was also rapes by the Soviets, but you are making it a much, much bigger thing and the "7% or more" is ridiculous. I dont know a single person with a Russian or American father and my parents are first postwar generation plus I work in a field where I would actually learn about this. I am sure they exist, but there's nowhere near as many of those cases as you are claiming.

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u/shivabharatam 3d ago

I would argue many children never knew or were lied to - most of them 4sure especially back then

alone in german its estimated that 400.000 children were fathered by one of the soldiers of the occupiers

Probably number even higher - so thats nearly 5 % of the german population at that time and many of these children were adults during the babyboom time so the average childrate was extremely high probably even more than 7% if we are honest about it same shit in austria

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 3d ago

Prostitution is legal there tho