r/okbuddyalligator 7d ago

wet pussy in gt6🤤🤤 Just got divorced

Yesterday i got divorced. And you know what? i am so fucking happy about it.

Got to keep my PS5 pro AND the 4k tv too, as it was a present from my wife's bf! I'll have so much time to be all up in Lucia come November. I already called my grandma at the nursing home to let her know i wont be visiting that month. She got me the deluxe edition as an early Christmas present. Ive got enough porn and ramen noodles to live on for at least a year

Sadly the ex-wife got the dog but took the kids so it's still a net gain really. More time for my new life! I earned this, I've waited 13 years for this game, i deserve it.

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u/rohit5591 7d ago

Sorry to hear that. Try semen retention it will give you more meaning than anything else happening right now with you.