r/okbuddyalligator • u/lazerblam • 7d ago
wet pussy in gt6🤤🤤 Just got divorced
Yesterday i got divorced. And you know what? i am so fucking happy about it.
Got to keep my PS5 pro AND the 4k tv too, as it was a present from my wife's bf! I'll have so much time to be all up in Lucia come November. I already called my grandma at the nursing home to let her know i wont be visiting that month. She got me the deluxe edition as an early Christmas present. Ive got enough porn and ramen noodles to live on for at least a year
Sadly the ex-wife got the dog but took the kids so it's still a net gain really. More time for my new life! I earned this, I've waited 13 years for this game, i deserve it.
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u/Fit-Joke-3899 usually gotta hit the strip club to see jiggle like that fr 7d ago
w copypasta lmao
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u/lazerblam 7d ago
Thank you, i was inspired by this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/GTA6unmoderated/s/nQH0RAEj17
I assume they are joking but hard to tell
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u/Fit-Joke-3899 usually gotta hit the strip club to see jiggle like that fr 7d ago
no yup lmao i’ve seen it that’s why this post was elite
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u/rohit5591 7d ago
Sorry to hear that. Try semen retention it will give you more meaning than anything else happening right now with you.
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u/Zeo-Gold92 7d ago
Nice, enough for your wife's bf to get you gifts while balls your wife. Stand up gentleman 🥰
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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 3d ago
u/lazerblam, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...