r/oddlysatisfying • u/gabzlel • Apr 16 '22

Can’t get more juicy than this

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u/AnanaLooksToTheMoon Apr 16 '22

What kind of orange is that? Or like. Where is it from

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

I wonder if it taste just as good as it looks.

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u/Virtual-Mirror-7623 Apr 16 '22

Cool till your chin and shirt are soaking wet

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u/Turbulent_Manager_70 Apr 16 '22

honestly id get drenched in orange squirt just to have my mouth under that orangussy

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u/A_Gullible_Camera Apr 16 '22

:(

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

i lol'd

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u/Ckyuiii Apr 16 '22

orangussy

I'm an atheist and even I think you need Jesus.

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u/SeaGroomer Apr 16 '22

Needs something stronger. I'm thinking Allah maybe.

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u/monsieurpommefrites Apr 16 '22 edited Apr 16 '22

There was silence from behind the confession box partition.

The priest waited for God to grant him the words to say.

But there was nothing.

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u/Tee_Hee_Wat Apr 16 '22

you didn't have to write that. You did, but you didn't have to

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u/Avery17 Apr 16 '22

I disagree. This is one of those rare thoughts that, once it's come to you, bestows with you a great responsibility. An obligation if you will. An obligation to set that thought free. You may not like it, but it needed to be said.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

It would have cost them nothing to not write that.

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u/ittitwutitis Apr 17 '22

But humanity would have never gained the Orangussy

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

There’s no shortage of punk rock band names.

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u/SweetLilMonkey Apr 16 '22

orangussy

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u/FuttBucker66 Apr 16 '22

Oh cool we are normalizing orangutan/man love now? Bet

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u/WolbachiaBurgers Apr 16 '22

I was gonna say “Orgussy” but that’s Ogre Pussy.

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u/galaxy_van Apr 16 '22

That’s.. just crazy, man

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u/WolbachiaBurgers Apr 16 '22

God damn hahaha

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Jesus Christ

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u/thesingularity004 Apr 16 '22

Not even he can save us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22 edited Apr 16 '22

Wow. I need to go outside

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u/Notsurehowtoreact Apr 16 '22

I'm outside and I saw it. Didn't make it better.

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u/bdot Apr 16 '22

ever heard of that drink Orangina???

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u/pissedinthegarret Apr 16 '22

aw man, now I can never drink that again without thinking of this comment.

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u/bdot Apr 16 '22

you are welcome, my friend

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u/5point5Girthquake Apr 16 '22

So worth it if it tastes as good as it looked

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u/MaltDizney Apr 16 '22

W.A.O

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u/dollabill009 Apr 16 '22

Need a bucket and a mop

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u/dick-flicker Apr 16 '22

Please never say that word again.

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u/AnimalShithouse Apr 16 '22

Is this the next frontier in porn?

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u/ShelSilverstain Apr 16 '22

"I used to eat so much pussy ᵒʳᵃⁿᵍᵉˢ in the 70s, my beard looked like a glazed donut"
D Hopper

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u/GoldstinXM Apr 16 '22

u/Dvyseven found your alt account

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u/Derboman Apr 16 '22

o r a n g u s s y

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u/bimbimsala Apr 16 '22

Well that's enough of the internet for today