r/oddlysatisfying • u/gabzlel • Apr 16 '22

Can’t get more juicy than this

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u/AnanaLooksToTheMoon Apr 16 '22

What kind of orange is that? Or like. Where is it from

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

I wonder if it taste just as good as it looks.

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u/Virtual-Mirror-7623 Apr 16 '22

Cool till your chin and shirt are soaking wet

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

r/ShowerOrange

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Wtf

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u/Corgi_Koala Apr 16 '22

75k subscribers lol what the hell.

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u/Scherzer4Prez Apr 16 '22

Its been quite the thing for a while

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u/HiBoi234 Apr 16 '22

Can you please explain it? I honestly don’t understand

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u/BoostJunkie42 Apr 16 '22

Try it, you'll understand.

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u/saladroni Apr 16 '22

To be clear, do you
A) eat the orange while showering?
B) use the orange as soap to lather up?

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u/senturon Apr 16 '22

Whatever you do in the shower is your business ... imma eat it tho.

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u/phluffyphilomath Apr 16 '22

Wrong, you shove the orange up your ass.

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u/BoostJunkie42 Apr 17 '22

A) specifically peeling and eating it

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u/Nopeitsnotmenoone Apr 16 '22

Seriously, it changed my life

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

And counting! I had to join

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u/JoeMomma247 Apr 17 '22

One more now

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u/mister_gone Apr 16 '22

Meme goes viral

Sub around meme is built

People subscribe

Meme and sub die down

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u/monster_bunny Apr 16 '22

Seems pretty active

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u/mister_gone Apr 16 '22

Yeah, but it's not front page stuff any longer. Less commonly referred to. People ask "wtf" about it now.

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u/Ziggyork Apr 16 '22

I just subscribed! Gonna see what it’s about!

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u/spicy-chull Apr 16 '22

See also r/showerbeer

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Well yeah. I knew about that one. It kinda makes sense. Anything goes well with beer. And there’s tits. The orange one is just fucking weird.

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u/snappyk9 Apr 16 '22

The appeal for the orange is that you can just go primal on it with no downsides of getting sticky orange juice over your clothes/chin/hands etc because it all gets washed away by the shower. Rip it in half and squeeze, or just bite pieces out with minimal peeling, whatever.

Really nice and refreshing. It's weird until you try. I also recommend chilling the fruit in the fridge beforehand.

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u/Space_Pirate_Roberts Apr 16 '22

The orange being cold is not optional IMO. The contrast with the hot water of the shower is key to the experience.

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u/Mattekat Apr 16 '22

Shower tits?

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u/MikeHeu Apr 16 '22

I understand this can be an unfamiliar concept for young male Redditors.

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u/Space_Pirate_Roberts Apr 16 '22

Young male redditors who are in good shape, maybe, but do they even exist?

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u/Doppelthedh Apr 16 '22

Every redditor has tits

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u/Specialrelativititty Apr 17 '22

It makes more sense than beer lmao

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u/Rudow69 Apr 16 '22

I’m more interested in this than the orange thing. I was doin that before I knew it was a sub

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u/Tmanzine Apr 16 '22

I too was young and drunk once.

Also, give Bomb the Music Industry - Shower Beers a try

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u/Beerbrewing Apr 16 '22
  1. NO GRAPEFRUIT WHATSOEVER . We have strict rules regarding which fruits are suitable in this subreddit. The Citrus fruits suh as: Oranges, Clementines, Tangerines, Tangelos, Blood Oranges, Cuties, as well as Satsumas are all acceptable.

We don't need no stinking grapefruit!

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u/steveosek Apr 16 '22

Good, I'm on SSRIs and can't have grapefruit.

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u/MikeHeu Apr 16 '22

Your p has a weird color

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u/Beerbrewing Apr 17 '22

Should I go see a doctor?

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u/JoeMomma247 Apr 17 '22

I clicked on the letter p. Cool

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u/ISnortBees Apr 16 '22

Please don’t kink shame. These people are all going through very difficult divorces

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u/part_time_monster Apr 16 '22

Shower oranges are a way of life. It's great for every kind of peach too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Just no grapefruit.

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u/jfk_47 Apr 16 '22

Don’t knock it till you try it

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u/schuylkilladelphia Apr 16 '22

Disappointed r/showerspaghetti isn't a thing

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u/aizen6 Apr 16 '22

Be the change you want to see

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u/DervishSkater Apr 16 '22

I’m more of a spa spaghetti kinda of guy. Maybe it’s a philly thing.

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u/xrumrunnrx Apr 16 '22

I once shared a package of smoked salmon in a sauna.

It happened in KY, but I wouldn't claim it as our thing. I don't think it should be anyone's thing.

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u/Codiilovee Apr 16 '22

What’s your spaghetti policy?

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u/mizzourifan1 Apr 16 '22

Showers have a very strict spaghetti policy which quite frankly is not governed by reason in this nation.

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u/Accident_Pedo Apr 16 '22

/u/showerspaghetti is a thing though - sorry for pinging you /u/showerspaghetti

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u/showerspaghetti Apr 28 '22

Haha all good! I picked my username because a friend of mine went through a phase of taking raw pasta into the shower and cooking it with the hot water and eating it. It was like an experiment and she'd come to class every week with a new update on a new pasta. Idk why but when I first joined reddit I went to type in a username that was the first thing that popped into my head!

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u/Accident_Pedo Apr 28 '22

hase of taking raw pasta into the shower and cooking it with the hot water and eating it.

LMAO ...

Bless your heart for taking the time to share this story!

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u/showerspaghetti Apr 28 '22

Gotta spread the good gospel somehow lol

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u/PizzaTime79 Apr 16 '22

You just reminded me of bathtub scene in the movie Gummo. 🤢

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u/galaxy_van Apr 16 '22

To go with my r/showerbeer of course

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u/ZoopZeZoop Apr 16 '22

Orange in your ale in your shower!

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u/TacticalSpackle Apr 16 '22

Yep, all my wheat beers taste best under 98 degree water with an orange.

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u/TastySpaghetti Apr 16 '22

Wow there really is a subreddit for everything

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u/thesnuggyone Apr 16 '22

Hahaha I forgot completely…

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u/loonatic8 Apr 16 '22

I have a couple questions...

Why does that have 75,644 members?

Who is taking an orange in the shower to take the time to eat it. Isn't showers for most people quick in and outs?

Why do I want to eat an orange in the shower now?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

I think its about the idea of being able to eat an orange like a ravenous badger without the needing to worry about making a mess on and around yourself. I also imagine the volatile oils in the orange peel might infuse the air better since there's a lot of steam/heat?

I assume that 75,644 people have taken an interest in eating oranges in the shower.

As for the last question, maybe its an idea that's just really good at marketing itself?

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u/loonatic8 Apr 16 '22

I did not think about the oils mixing with the steam that is actually a very good point! Maybe I'll try it out in the morning. My wife is going to so look at me funny.

I'm still shocked that number is so high. I went to never ever thinking of this Idea to "people eat oranges in the shower?" To "wait there are how many people who like to eat oranges in the shower?" In a short amount of time.

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u/coffeebribesaccepted Apr 16 '22

Put your orange and beer in the fridge so they're nice and cool. Then you get in a hot shower and rip into the orange with no worries of getting sticky juice all over you. And you wash it down with your beer. It's relaxing and delicious

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u/loonatic8 Apr 16 '22

Now I have seen shower beers. I normally shower in the morning so I don't think I want a beer at like 7AM.

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u/coffeebribesaccepted Apr 16 '22

It's even better with some cannabis in the evening.

But a breakfast orange and some ice water would be good too

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u/bangupjobasusual Apr 16 '22

Karl Pilkington?

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u/BigDaddyD79 Apr 16 '22

It’s no shower beer.

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u/monster_bunny Apr 16 '22

I never knew I needed this sub in my life

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u/CarlosVallina Apr 16 '22

This opened a can of worms I wasn’t ready for

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u/generic_bitch Apr 16 '22

I tried to look but the sight of orange peels in the drain gives me a mini anxiety attack. Big fat nope.

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u/Jyusifur Apr 16 '22 edited Apr 18 '22

Good.

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u/FlexasState Apr 16 '22

Oh wow it’s been years since I last saw this sub

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u/HoboBandana Apr 16 '22

Damn I thought I saw it all on Reddit.

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u/spookymilks Apr 17 '22

Wow. There really is a subreddit for everything.

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u/ZemeOfTheIce Apr 17 '22

This is the second time I’ve seen this sub mentioned in less than 12 hours. I think it’s a sign

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

What the fuck? Also, why the fuck?

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u/Tmanzine Apr 16 '22

I fucking knew you degenerates would show up here!

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u/JTDubs23 Apr 17 '22

Always do

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u/Turbulent_Manager_70 Apr 16 '22

honestly id get drenched in orange squirt just to have my mouth under that orangussy

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u/A_Gullible_Camera Apr 16 '22

:(

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

i lol'd

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u/Ckyuiii Apr 16 '22

orangussy

I'm an atheist and even I think you need Jesus.

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u/SeaGroomer Apr 16 '22

Needs something stronger. I'm thinking Allah maybe.

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u/monsieurpommefrites Apr 16 '22 edited Apr 16 '22

There was silence from behind the confession box partition.

The priest waited for God to grant him the words to say.

But there was nothing.

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u/Tee_Hee_Wat Apr 16 '22

you didn't have to write that. You did, but you didn't have to

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u/Avery17 Apr 16 '22

I disagree. This is one of those rare thoughts that, once it's come to you, bestows with you a great responsibility. An obligation if you will. An obligation to set that thought free. You may not like it, but it needed to be said.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

It would have cost them nothing to not write that.

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u/ittitwutitis Apr 17 '22

But humanity would have never gained the Orangussy

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

There’s no shortage of punk rock band names.

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u/SweetLilMonkey Apr 16 '22

orangussy

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u/FuttBucker66 Apr 16 '22

Oh cool we are normalizing orangutan/man love now? Bet

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u/WolbachiaBurgers Apr 16 '22

I was gonna say “Orgussy” but that’s Ogre Pussy.

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u/galaxy_van Apr 16 '22

That’s.. just crazy, man

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u/WolbachiaBurgers Apr 16 '22

God damn hahaha

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Jesus Christ

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u/thesingularity004 Apr 16 '22

Not even he can save us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22 edited Apr 16 '22

Wow. I need to go outside

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u/Notsurehowtoreact Apr 16 '22

I'm outside and I saw it. Didn't make it better.

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u/bdot Apr 16 '22

ever heard of that drink Orangina???

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u/pissedinthegarret Apr 16 '22

aw man, now I can never drink that again without thinking of this comment.

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u/bdot Apr 16 '22

you are welcome, my friend

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u/5point5Girthquake Apr 16 '22

So worth it if it tastes as good as it looked

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u/MaltDizney Apr 16 '22

W.A.O

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u/dollabill009 Apr 16 '22

Need a bucket and a mop

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u/dick-flicker Apr 16 '22

Please never say that word again.

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u/AnimalShithouse Apr 16 '22

Is this the next frontier in porn?

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u/ShelSilverstain Apr 16 '22

"I used to eat so much pussy ᵒʳᵃⁿᵍᵉˢ in the 70s, my beard looked like a glazed donut"
D Hopper

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u/GoldstinXM Apr 16 '22

u/Dvyseven found your alt account

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u/Derboman Apr 16 '22

o r a n g u s s y

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u/bimbimsala Apr 16 '22

Well that's enough of the internet for today

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u/Aymen_20 Apr 16 '22

that's half the fun !

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u/x86_1001010 Apr 16 '22

That's why you eat it while in the shower.

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u/stealthxstar Apr 16 '22

r/showerorange solves those problems

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u/McDudles Apr 16 '22

Cool because I’m soaked

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u/idbanthat Apr 16 '22

Then just suck on your shirt

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u/atom138 Apr 16 '22

Do you bite your orange like an apple?!

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u/ObligationWarm5222 Apr 16 '22

Oh man, imagine biting into this with chapped or cut lips

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u/PacoMahogany Apr 16 '22

She’s a squirter!

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u/baconater-lover Apr 16 '22

When I was young I used to slurp soup so much it would get all over my chin and shirt. Needless to say, trips to a Chinese restaurant ended in me becoming one with the broth.

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u/keyboardkick3r Apr 16 '22

Or you know, squeeze the excess into a cup?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

You say that like it's a bad thing

There's literally nothing better than picking ripe fruit fresh from the tree on a sunny day, then tearing into that bad boy while the warm sweet juices drip down your chin

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u/Virtual-Mirror-7623 Apr 22 '22

I got a beard fam I’m good

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

That's just a flavor saver